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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
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Thou shalt not start threads complaining about not getting meets . There is no obligation for anyone to meet you . It’s not some equitable system where everyone gets laid 17.3 times a year |
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"From the lounge
Thou shalt not start threads complaining about not getting meets . There is no obligation for anyone to meet you . It’s not some equitable system where everyone gets laid 17.3 times a year "
Should there not be ten?? |
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1. Thou shalt have a profile showing a silhouette with a decadent choice of cock pics taken from every angle, compared to the size of various household items while clearly showing a grubby and untidy background, preferably a manky toilet.
2. Thou shalt spam the site's servers by informing all that Fabswingers is a publicly traded entity (because everyone really gives a shit).
3. In addition, thou shalt add the disclaimer to Sydney University (what they want with stranger's random 10 inch cock pics and well hidden six packs is beyond me).
4. Thou shalt be crude, rude or abusive in any and all aspects of messaging, particularly after not receiving an immediate favourable response to your FAF message at 2am.
5. Thou shalt turn silent once an arrangement to meet has been made, especially when said arrangement was made while you were in the throes of self loving passion.
6. When the arranged social is merely seconds away, when prompted as to your whereabouts, you give a striking excuse - burying your grandmother's hamster while performing an exorcism on her as said hamster was possessed and infected her.
7. For those who turn up to an arrangement, thou shalt look nothing like the photographs exchanged. At best you're only 15 years older, at worst you've had a body (and personality) transplant.
8. Thou shalt (quite obviously) troll the Forum, mocking, making fun of others, being rude and downright obnoxious - but just within site rules so as not to infer a timeout, whilst riling others who will get a timeout upon your report.
9. Thou shalt create a second, third and fourth profile to keep trolling, to impersonate someone who's not actually yourself, to follow and stalk those you are interested in (but who have no interest in you).
And finally
10. Thou shalt worship A la Carte as the Lord, thy God and serve them only
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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago
Where the Streets Have No Name |
"1. Thou shalt have a profile showing a silhouette with a decadent choice of cock pics taken from every angle, compared to the size of various household items while clearly showing a grubby and untidy background, preferably a manky toilet.
2. Thou shalt spam the site's servers by informing all that Fabswingers is a publicly traded entity (because everyone really gives a shit).
3. In addition, thou shalt add the disclaimer to Sydney University (what they want with stranger's random 10 inch cock pics and well hidden six packs is beyond me).
4. Thou shalt be crude, rude or abusive in any and all aspects of messaging, particularly after not receiving an immediate favourable response to your FAF message at 2am.
5. Thou shalt turn silent once an arrangement to meet has been made, especially when said arrangement was made while you were in the throes of self loving passion.
6. When the arranged social is merely seconds away, when prompted as to your whereabouts, you give a striking excuse - burying your grandmother's hamster while performing an exorcism on her as said hamster was possessed and infected her.
7. For those who turn up to an arrangement, thou shalt look nothing like the photographs exchanged. At best you're only 15 years older, at worst you've had a body (and personality) transplant.
8. Thou shalt (quite obviously) troll the Forum, mocking, making fun of others, being rude and downright obnoxious - but just within site rules so as not to infer a timeout, whilst riling others who will get a timeout upon your report.
9. Thou shalt create a second, third and fourth profile to keep trolling, to impersonate someone who's not actually yourself, to follow and stalk those you are interested in (but who have no interest in you).
And finally
10. Thou shalt worship A la Carte as the Lord, thy God and serve them only
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Howled!!
Especially 5 & 6 (oh dear!!  )
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"1. Thou shalt have a profile showing a silhouette with a decadent choice of cock pics taken from every angle, compared to the size of various household items while clearly showing a grubby and untidy background, preferably a manky toilet.
2. Thou shalt spam the site's servers by informing all that Fabswingers is a publicly traded entity (because everyone really gives a shit).
3. In addition, thou shalt add the disclaimer to Sydney University (what they want with stranger's random 10 inch cock pics and well hidden six packs is beyond me).
4. Thou shalt be crude, rude or abusive in any and all aspects of messaging, particularly after not receiving an immediate favourable response to your FAF message at 2am.
5. Thou shalt turn silent once an arrangement to meet has been made, especially when said arrangement was made while you were in the throes of self loving passion.
6. When the arranged social is merely seconds away, when prompted as to your whereabouts, you give a striking excuse - burying your grandmother's hamster while performing an exorcism on her as said hamster was possessed and infected her.
7. For those who turn up to an arrangement, thou shalt look nothing like the photographs exchanged. At best you're only 15 years older, at worst you've had a body (and personality) transplant.
8. Thou shalt (quite obviously) troll the Forum, mocking, making fun of others, being rude and downright obnoxious - but just within site rules so as not to infer a timeout, whilst riling others who will get a timeout upon your report.
9. Thou shalt create a second, third and fourth profile to keep trolling, to impersonate someone who's not actually yourself, to follow and stalk those you are interested in (but who have no interest in you).
And finally
10. Thou shalt worship A la Carte as the Lord, thy God and serve them only
"
Can’t be reading this, is there an abbreviated version |
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"1. Thou shalt have a profile showing a silhouette with a decadent choice of cock pics taken from every angle, compared to the size of various household items while clearly showing a grubby and untidy background, preferably a manky toilet.
2. Thou shalt spam the site's servers by informing all that Fabswingers is a publicly traded entity (because everyone really gives a shit).
3. In addition, thou shalt add the disclaimer to Sydney University (what they want with stranger's random 10 inch cock pics and well hidden six packs is beyond me).
4. Thou shalt be crude, rude or abusive in any and all aspects of messaging, particularly after not receiving an immediate favourable response to your FAF message at 2am.
5. Thou shalt turn silent once an arrangement to meet has been made, especially when said arrangement was made while you were in the throes of self loving passion.
6. When the arranged social is merely seconds away, when prompted as to your whereabouts, you give a striking excuse - burying your grandmother's hamster while performing an exorcism on her as said hamster was possessed and infected her.
7. For those who turn up to an arrangement, thou shalt look nothing like the photographs exchanged. At best you're only 15 years older, at worst you've had a body (and personality) transplant.
8. Thou shalt (quite obviously) troll the Forum, mocking, making fun of others, being rude and downright obnoxious - but just within site rules so as not to infer a timeout, whilst riling others who will get a timeout upon your report.
9. Thou shalt create a second, third and fourth profile to keep trolling, to impersonate someone who's not actually yourself, to follow and stalk those you are interested in (but who have no interest in you).
And finally
10. Thou shalt worship A la Carte as the Lord, thy God and serve them only
Can’t be reading this, is there an abbreviated version "
A la carte is thy God |
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"1. Thou shalt have a profile showing a silhouette with a decadent choice of cock pics taken from every angle, compared to the size of various household items while clearly showing a grubby and untidy background, preferably a manky toilet.
2. Thou shalt spam the site's servers by informing all that Fabswingers is a publicly traded entity (because everyone really gives a shit).
3. In addition, thou shalt add the disclaimer to Sydney University (what they want with stranger's random 10 inch cock pics and well hidden six packs is beyond me).
4. Thou shalt be crude, rude or abusive in any and all aspects of messaging, particularly after not receiving an immediate favourable response to your FAF message at 2am.
5. Thou shalt turn silent once an arrangement to meet has been made, especially when said arrangement was made while you were in the throes of self loving passion.
6. When the arranged social is merely seconds away, when prompted as to your whereabouts, you give a striking excuse - burying your grandmother's hamster while performing an exorcism on her as said hamster was possessed and infected her.
7. For those who turn up to an arrangement, thou shalt look nothing like the photographs exchanged. At best you're only 15 years older, at worst you've had a body (and personality) transplant.
8. Thou shalt (quite obviously) troll the Forum, mocking, making fun of others, being rude and downright obnoxious - but just within site rules so as not to infer a timeout, whilst riling others who will get a timeout upon your report.
9. Thou shalt create a second, third and fourth profile to keep trolling, to impersonate someone who's not actually yourself, to follow and stalk those you are interested in (but who have no interest in you).
And finally
10. Thou shalt worship A la Carte as the Lord, thy God and serve them only
Can’t be reading this, is there an abbreviated version
A la carte is thy God "
It’s moments like this I’m thankful I’m an atheist |
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"1. Thou shalt have a profile showing a silhouette with a decadent choice of cock pics taken from every angle, compared to the size of various household items while clearly showing a grubby and untidy background, preferably a manky toilet.
2. Thou shalt spam the site's servers by informing all that Fabswingers is a publicly traded entity (because everyone really gives a shit).
3. In addition, thou shalt add the disclaimer to Sydney University (what they want with stranger's random 10 inch cock pics and well hidden six packs is beyond me).
4. Thou shalt be crude, rude or abusive in any and all aspects of messaging, particularly after not receiving an immediate favourable response to your FAF message at 2am.
5. Thou shalt turn silent once an arrangement to meet has been made, especially when said arrangement was made while you were in the throes of self loving passion.
6. When the arranged social is merely seconds away, when prompted as to your whereabouts, you give a striking excuse - burying your grandmother's hamster while performing an exorcism on her as said hamster was possessed and infected her.
7. For those who turn up to an arrangement, thou shalt look nothing like the photographs exchanged. At best you're only 15 years older, at worst you've had a body (and personality) transplant.
8. Thou shalt (quite obviously) troll the Forum, mocking, making fun of others, being rude and downright obnoxious - but just within site rules so as not to infer a timeout, whilst riling others who will get a timeout upon your report.
9. Thou shalt create a second, third and fourth profile to keep trolling, to impersonate someone who's not actually yourself, to follow and stalk those you are interested in (but who have no interest in you).
And finally
10. Thou shalt worship A la Carte as the Lord, thy God and serve them only
Can’t be reading this, is there an abbreviated version
A la carte is thy God
It’s moments like this I’m thankful I’m an atheist "
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"Is this from the lounge by any chance ?
God forbid, that would be a mortal sin 
Yeah sorry I was just double checking. I was unsure there so I just wanted to double check"
Repetition seems to rub off on you |
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"Is this from the lounge by any chance ?
God forbid, that would be a mortal sin
Yeah sorry I was just double checking. I was unsure there so I just wanted to double check
Repetition seems to rub off on you "
What can I say ? I heard them talking about the double bubble Christmas payment on the wireless during the week and then realised I'm in a job. |
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"Is this from the lounge by any chance ?
God forbid, that would be a mortal sin
Yeah sorry I was just double checking. I was unsure there so I just wanted to double check
Repetition seems to rub off on you
What can I say ? I heard them talking about the double bubble Christmas payment on the wireless during the week and then realised I'm in a job. "
Damn, I feel sorry for you |
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"Is this from the lounge by any chance ?
God forbid, that would be a mortal sin
Yeah sorry I was just double checking. I was unsure there so I just wanted to double check
Repetition seems to rub off on you
What can I say ? I heard them talking about the double bubble Christmas payment on the wireless during the week and then realised I'm in a job.
Damn, I feel sorry for you "
Ikr ....I feel sorry for me too,wanna hug it out? |
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"Is this from the lounge by any chance ?
God forbid, that would be a mortal sin
Yeah sorry I was just double checking. I was unsure there so I just wanted to double check
Repetition seems to rub off on you
What can I say ? I heard them talking about the double bubble Christmas payment on the wireless during the week and then realised I'm in a job.
Damn, I feel sorry for you
Ikr ....I feel sorry for me too,wanna hug it out? "
Virtual hug sent  |
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife nor assume that the pampas grass in their garden is anything more than a relic from the people who lived there in 1976 |
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"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife nor assume that the pampas grass in their garden is anything more than a relic from the people who lived there in 1976"
I'd have to see the wife before I made any promises. Is the husband fair game? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife nor assume that the pampas grass in their garden is anything more than a relic from the people who lived there in 1976
I'd have to see the wife before I made any promises. Is the husband fair game?"
Totally  |
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Thou shalt leave the lounge alone
Thou shalt not be disrespectful to dead hamsters
Thou shalt not favour any vegetation and allow all to have equal merit in landscaping design
Thou shalt actually covet each and every neighbours wife you can get your hands on
Thou shalt always realise _xplicit is entirely serious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From the lounge
Thou shalt not start threads complaining about not getting meets . There is no obligation for anyone to meet you . It’s not some equitable system where everyone gets laid 17.3 times a year "
Anybody with any sense here fully knows there is no obligation for anyone to meet , some might complain or get frustrated that they cannot get meets but going on the forums saying they can't get meets is something that might be their way of dealing with their frustration but people are under no obligation to meet if they don't want to . |
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"Thou shalt leave the lounge alone
Thou shalt not be disrespectful to dead hamsters
Thou shalt not favour any vegetation and allow all to have equal merit in landscaping design
Thou shalt actually covet each and every neighbours wife you can get your hands on
Thou shalt always realise _xplicit is entirely serious "
I hope that respect for hamsters is exclusive to hamsters and doesn't extend to other vermin, eh sorry, excuse my spelling, critters |
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