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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin

Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

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By *unlinguyMan  over a year ago

South Dublin

Lol attention seeking click bait? Just gonna sit back with the popcorn and watch the comment section lol.

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By *ildGroverMan  over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Haha!

Gave us a chuckle anyway

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin

My apologies, I didn't know this forum was a newspaper of note!


"Lol attention seeking click bait? Just gonna sit back with the popcorn and watch the comment section lol."

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By *unlinguyMan  over a year ago

South Dublin

Now you do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Quality what about the 3am messages that I am 100% guilty of sending

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By *astelloWoman  over a year ago

Far far away


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Best lol of the day

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Maybe because your name is so pretty and nicer than theirs...

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By *ollypop9Woman  over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

See, this is where you went wrong.

Clearly we rather see about 50 dick pics, with one taken over a dirty toilet and one beside the sky remote and/or Lynx Africa and make sure to attach at least three to your first message.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

See, this is where you went wrong.

Clearly we rather see about 50 dick pics, with one taken over a dirty toilet and one beside the sky remote and/or Lynx Africa and make sure to attach at least three to your first message."

I'm taking notes in my notepad entitled "Ways to a woman's heart."

Thanks once again Lolly!

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By *hett and scarlettCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Very good but sadly accurate.

Maybe you could also start using random and generic terms of endearment/pet nicknames that proves that your not just a stranger but a potential lover. Lean heavy into the use of the word babe or sexy or hot stuff for that truly personalised touch.

Also, this is a sex site so they must be gagging for it so highlight a physical attribute that you find attractive and describe what you do to it, but keep it classy. Something like: love your tits and love to cum all over them.

One last thing, if you are self pleasuring yourself while looking at their profile, then do tell them. There is nothing more flattering or complimentary for a fabber to hear.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Quality what about the 3am messages that I am 100% guilty of sending "

That just says you're ready to go at all times and always switched on.

Irresistible.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Very good but sadly accurate.

Maybe you could also start using random and generic terms of endearment/pet nicknames that proves that your not just a stranger but a potential lover. Lean heavy into the use of the word babe or sexy or hot stuff for that truly personalised touch.

Also, this is a sex site so they must be gagging for it so highlight a physical attribute that you find attractive and describe what you do to it, but keep it classy. Something like: love your tits and love to cum all over them.

One last thing, if you are self pleasuring yourself while looking at their profile, then do tell them. There is nothing more flattering or complimentary for a fabber to hear. "

Thanks for that Sweetheart.

Lovely arse.

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Meh, the fact that you would help out Sydney university makes you untrustworthy...how do I know you won't share my pics too?!

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Meh, the fact that you would help out Sydney university makes you untrustworthy...how do I know you won't share my pics too?! "

I'm only willing to help them for a free trip to Sydney.

Fancy some Winter sun?

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Meh, the fact that you would help out Sydney university makes you untrustworthy...how do I know you won't share my pics too?!

I'm only willing to help them for a free trip to Sydney.

Fancy some Winter sun?"

Let me know when they've approved your request and a +2 is part of the package

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Meh, the fact that you would help out Sydney university makes you untrustworthy...how do I know you won't share my pics too?!

I'm only willing to help them for a free trip to Sydney.

Fancy some Winter sun?

Let me know when they've approved your request and a +2 is part of the package "

You'd need at least 3 for a representational study.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd sex you. Maybe.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"I'd sex you. Maybe. "

I'd be down for your War games.

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Meh, the fact that you would help out Sydney university makes you untrustworthy...how do I know you won't share my pics too?!

I'm only willing to help them for a free trip to Sydney.

Fancy some Winter sun?

Let me know when they've approved your request and a +2 is part of the package

You'd need at least 3 for a representational study."

Then I better get my passport in order

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Meh, the fact that you would help out Sydney university makes you untrustworthy...how do I know you won't share my pics too?!

I'm only willing to help them for a free trip to Sydney.

Fancy some Winter sun?

Let me know when they've approved your request and a +2 is part of the package

You'd need at least 3 for a representational study.

Then I better get my passport in order "

I'll get some cork hats and anti koala cream.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am skitting

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"I am skitting "

Nice to meet you Skitting, are we using our real names?

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By *asual777Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

I am only here for love making but everyone just wants pounding-type no strings attached sex

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"I am only here for love making but everyone just wants pounding-type no strings attached sex "

I just want someone to cuddle.

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By *hett and scarlettCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Very good but sadly accurate.

Maybe you could also start using random and generic terms of endearment/pet nicknames that proves that your not just a stranger but a potential lover. Lean heavy into the use of the word babe or sexy or hot stuff for that truly personalised touch.

Also, this is a sex site so they must be gagging for it so highlight a physical attribute that you find attractive and describe what you do to it, but keep it classy. Something like: love your tits and love to cum all over them.

One last thing, if you are self pleasuring yourself while looking at their profile, then do tell them. There is nothing more flattering or complimentary for a fabber to hear.

Thanks for that Sweetheart.

Lovely arse."

Almost perfect, but in future go into greater detail on how you would ruin that ass and pump her so full of cum that she be taking white poops for a week.

Sapiosexual stuff like that really gets couples going

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Very good but sadly accurate.

Maybe you could also start using random and generic terms of endearment/pet nicknames that proves that your not just a stranger but a potential lover. Lean heavy into the use of the word babe or sexy or hot stuff for that truly personalised touch.

Also, this is a sex site so they must be gagging for it so highlight a physical attribute that you find attractive and describe what you do to it, but keep it classy. Something like: love your tits and love to cum all over them.

One last thing, if you are self pleasuring yourself while looking at their profile, then do tell them. There is nothing more flattering or complimentary for a fabber to hear.

Thanks for that Sweetheart.

Lovely arse.

Almost perfect, but in future go into greater detail on how you would ruin that ass and pump her so full of cum that she be taking white poops for a week.

Sapiosexual stuff like that really gets couples going "

Women don’t poop, eijit

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By *angero3aMan  over a year ago

swords

maybe a load on fake profiles cost nothing to reply even if to say no thank manners

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Its cause they can tell from tour posts you take forever to say fuckall

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"maybe a load on fake profiles cost nothing to reply even if to say no thank manners"

It's a sex site, not a finishing school.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Its cause they can tell from tour posts you take forever to say fuckall "

That's funny as your profile pic is exactly what I'm mocking in my OP.

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Its cause they can tell from tour posts you take forever to say fuckall

That's funny as your profile pic is exactly what I'm mocking in my OP."

I know ,, sometimes I crack myself up

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Its cause they can tell from tour posts you take forever to say fuckall

That's funny as your profile pic is exactly what I'm mocking in my OP.

I know ,, sometimes I crack myself up "

Lol, worth it just for that.

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin

If any women free right now, let me know.

If I don't hear from anyone, you're all rude.

It doesn't take much time to tell me you are busy and why.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If any women free right now, let me know.

If I don't hear from anyone, you're all rude.

It doesn't take much time to tell me you are busy and why."

Oh, please don't think I am rude, dear sir!! Just really busy, thinking of ways to f*** you.

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By *t777Woman  over a year ago

close by

Luckily we know you isn't it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Very good but sadly accurate.

Maybe you could also start using random and generic terms of endearment/pet nicknames that proves that your not just a stranger but a potential lover. Lean heavy into the use of the word babe or sexy or hot stuff for that truly personalised touch.

Also, this is a sex site so they must be gagging for it so highlight a physical attribute that you find attractive and describe what you do to it, but keep it classy. Something like: love your tits and love to cum all over them.

One last thing, if you are self pleasuring yourself while looking at their profile, then do tell them. There is nothing more flattering or complimentary for a fabber to hear.

Thanks for that Sweetheart.

Lovely arse.

Almost perfect, but in future go into greater detail on how you would ruin that ass and pump her so full of cum that she be taking white poops for a week.

Sapiosexual stuff like that really gets couples going

Women don’t poop, eijit"

Or fart

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

Sorry to burst your bubble, lads - women poop and fart... . As for ladies, now that's a different story

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin


"Sorry to burst your bubble, lads - women poop and fart... . As for ladies, now that's a different story "

Whaat! That’s mental, next thing you’ll be telling me they drive

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Sorry to burst your bubble, lads - women poop and fart... . As for ladies, now that's a different story

Whaat! That’s mental, next thing you’ll be telling me they drive"

Just pray every day to make sure you get home in one piece - I don't know how our species has survived with women drivers

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By *ungry CatCouple  over a year ago

Belfast

Best forum thread I've read in a long time!

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By *uckslut888Woman  over a year ago

Loughborough


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Please tell me this is a joke?

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By *amsevenMan  over a year ago

cork

This is a joke

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"If any women free right now, let me know.

If I don't hear from anyone, you're all rude.

It doesn't take much time to tell me you are busy and why.

Oh, please don't think I am rude, dear sir!! Just really busy, thinking of ways to f*** you. "

Good fuck you or bad fuck you?

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Luckily we know you isn't it lol"

I isn't a lot of things!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good fuck you or bad fuck you?"

The worst of ways, obvs!

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Good fuck you or bad fuck you?

The worst of ways, obvs! "

The worst is very, very good.

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By *lueAndBooCouple  over a year ago

Meath


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Offering money for sex is a good option too I think that's all you're missing.

You could also try arranging catfights.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Offering money for sex is a good option too I think that's all you're missing.

You could also try arranging catfights."

But I am paying to be on here. Surely sending a message is effort enough?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good fuck you or bad fuck you?

The worst of ways, obvs!

The worst is very, very good."

It really isn't... However, given your opening post, you probably won't pay heed to anything I say, anyway.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Good fuck you or bad fuck you?

The worst of ways, obvs!

The worst is very, very good.

It really isn't... However, given your opening post, you probably won't pay heed to anything I say, anyway. "

Me pay big heed. 2 is my favourite number.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me pay big heed. 2 is my favourite number."

Sure, you are onto a winner so.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Me pay big heed. 2 is my favourite number.

Sure, you are onto a winner so. "

If I play my cards right. Best get together my very best dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me pay big heed. 2 is my favourite number.

Sure, you are onto a winner so.

If I play my cards right. Best get together my very best dick pics."

How many dicks do you have, to warrant so many pics?

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Me pay big heed. 2 is my favourite number.

Sure, you are onto a winner so.

If I play my cards right. Best get together my very best dick pics.

How many dicks do you have, to warrant so many pics? "

Ah but how many angles does the Grand canyon have? Or the pyramids of Giza?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me pay big heed. 2 is my favourite number.

Sure, you are onto a winner so.

If I play my cards right. Best get together my very best dick pics.

How many dicks do you have, to warrant so many pics?

Ah but how many angles does the Grand canyon have? Or the pyramids of Giza?"

Many, but not as many as your dick, it would seem.

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Stumbled on this through user error but you and I my dude were separated at birth. My long lost son has been found alive and well and living in Dundalk! (scan my bio and all will be revealed!)

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Stumbled on this through user error but you and I my dude were separated at birth. My long lost son has been found alive and well and living in Dundalk! (scan my bio and all will be revealed!) "

That explains my love of London so. I've been over four times this year but only now feel they were all wasted trips.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We are a bot

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"We are a bot "

A sex bot I hope.

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By *ildGroverMan  over a year ago

rathfarnham


"We are a bot "

Can we have more bots like this pair please.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’re also forgetting the classic one liner messages such as….

“Free now?”

“Horny?”

These can be used with or without a ? So it’s a statement and or a question!

This also shows off your spontaneity and how you’re willing to drop everything to sex the right woman!!

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By *ildGroverMan  over a year ago

rathfarnham


"You’re also forgetting the classic one liner messages such as….

“Free now?”

“Horny?”

These can be used with or without a ? So it’s a statement and or a question!

This also shows off your spontaneity and how you’re willing to drop everything to sex the right woman!! "

The response to Free now should be "always Hailo but gotta move with the times"

Keep the get yourself sexed tips coming ladies

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By *iSi74Man  over a year ago

Drogheda, Meath, Dublin

Poor lonely Margaret

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"You’re also forgetting the classic one liner messages such as….

“Free now?”

“Horny?”

These can be used with or without a ? So it’s a statement and or a question!

This also shows off your spontaneity and how you’re willing to drop everything to sex the right woman!! "

Are you saying you're free now and horny? I'm reading between the lines.

I definitely feel I'm on the right track though.

I'm assuming tonight is good?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’re also forgetting the classic one liner messages such as….

“Free now?”

“Horny?”

These can be used with or without a ? So it’s a statement and or a question!

This also shows off your spontaneity and how you’re willing to drop everything to sex the right woman!!

Are you saying you're free now and horny? I'm reading between the lines.

I definitely feel I'm on the right track though.

I'm assuming tonight is good?"

You’re doing really well reading women!!!

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By *ind PaddyMan  over a year ago

South County Dublin

Great thread, had a great laugh

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"If any women free right now, let me know.

If I don't hear from anyone, you're all rude.

It doesn't take much time to tell me you are busy and why.

Oh, please don't think I am rude, dear sir!! Just really busy, thinking of ways to f*** you.

Good fuck you or bad fuck you?"

Its all good

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

See, this is where you went wrong.

Clearly we rather see about 50 dick pics, with one taken over a dirty toilet and one beside the sky remote and/or Lynx Africa and make sure to attach at least three to your first message."

Christmas is coming so there will be plenty with Lynx box sets

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"You’re also forgetting the classic one liner messages such as….

“Free now?”

“Horny?”

These can be used with or without a ? So it’s a statement and or a question!

This also shows off your spontaneity and how you’re willing to drop everything to sex the right woman!!

Are you saying you're free now and horny? I'm reading between the lines.

I definitely feel I'm on the right track though.

I'm assuming tonight is good?

You’re doing really well reading women!!!"

My favourite way to read them is braille style.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ... "

We were all in that position once.

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

We were all in that position once."

Exactly... so no excuse for ghe lack of appreciation for others in the same position . Highlighting even more how cocky it actually seems.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Op I have to disagree I sent you various unsolicited fanny shots and slide in your inbox claiming to be a Sexy Milf in your area you never responded to me. So I feel justified to start a new thread complaining why men are soooo rude and and never reply to my I'm horny fancy a fuck message #mannerscostnothing

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Op I have to disagree I sent you various unsolicited fanny shots and slide in your inbox claiming to be a Sexy Milf in your area you never responded to me. So I feel justified to start a new thread complaining why men are soooo rude and and never reply to my I'm horny fancy a fuck message #mannerscostnothing "

How very dare you?

Feckin fanny shots

Great name for a bar though

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Op I have to disagree I sent you various unsolicited fanny shots and slide in your inbox claiming to be a Sexy Milf in your area you never responded to me. So I feel justified to start a new thread complaining why men are soooo rude and and never reply to my I'm horny fancy a fuck message #mannerscostnothing "

My apologies, I was playing it cool. I didn't want to appear uncouth or overly cocky and frighten off the sexy mild.

Who knows when such an opportunity would present itself again.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

We were all in that position once.

Exactly... so no excuse for ghe lack of appreciation for others in the same position . Highlighting even more how cocky it actually seems.

"

I never saw it as cocky, just a bit of fun. I'm sure people can take a joke.

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By *ealcoupleCouple  over a year ago

Haha brilliant

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

We were all in that position once.

Exactly... so no excuse for ghe lack of appreciation for others in the same position . Highlighting even more how cocky it actually seems.

I never saw it as cocky, just a bit of fun. I'm sure people can take a joke."

Think its funny myself ...lightens the forums from all the moany poor me threads

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

We were all in that position once.

Exactly... so no excuse for ghe lack of appreciation for others in the same position . Highlighting even more how cocky it actually seems.

I never saw it as cocky, just a bit of fun. I'm sure people can take a joke.

Think its funny myself ...lightens the forums from all the moany poor me threads "

Thanks Bogman. If so many people think they're entitled to the ride just by being on here then get stroppy when women don't reply, they can take a bit of a ribbing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well done Margaret

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By *ustaniceguyMan  over a year ago

find out…

Feel free to send me them pics

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By *sMinxWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Maybe because your name is so pretty and nicer than theirs..."

Hahahahahahha best yet

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

We were all in that position once.

Exactly... so no excuse for ghe lack of appreciation for others in the same position . Highlighting even more how cocky it actually seems.

I never saw it as cocky, just a bit of fun. I'm sure people can take a joke."

Right right

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

We were all in that position once.

Exactly... so no excuse for ghe lack of appreciation for others in the same position . Highlighting even more how cocky it actually seems.

I never saw it as cocky, just a bit of fun. I'm sure people can take a joke.

Think its funny myself ...lightens the forums from all the moany poor me threads "

you blind me with your empathy

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

We were all in that position once.

Exactly... so no excuse for ghe lack of appreciation for others in the same position . Highlighting even more how cocky it actually seems.

I never saw it as cocky, just a bit of fun. I'm sure people can take a joke.

Think its funny myself ...lightens the forums from all the moany poor me threads

Thanks Bogman. If so many people think they're entitled to the ride just by being on here then get stroppy when women don't reply, they can take a bit of a ribbing."

Margaret Babe What's that clicking sound I hear

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Jesus Biteme....can you not just write in a new post .....you're killing the servers

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Jesus Biteme....can you not just write in a new post .....you're killing the servers

"

Sorry bog ... may God have mercy on the servers... and forgive those of us who sin against the data centre's

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Jesus Biteme....can you not just write in a new post .....you're killing the servers

Sorry bog ... may God have mercy on the servers... and forgive those of us who sin against the data centre's "

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

We were all in that position once.

Exactly... so no excuse for ghe lack of appreciation for others in the same position . Highlighting even more how cocky it actually seems.

I never saw it as cocky, just a bit of fun. I'm sure people can take a joke.

Think its funny myself ...lightens the forums from all the moany poor me threads

Thanks Bogman. If so many people think they're entitled to the ride just by being on here then get stroppy when women don't reply, they can take a bit of a ribbing. Margaret Babe What's that clicking sound I hear"

Me shifting boxes moving into that rent free space in your head gorgeous.

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By *illerQueen1Woman  over a year ago

Dublin

You just forgot to say you’re professional and ‘discrete’

This is very important.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just forgot to say you’re professional and ‘discrete’

This is very important. "

and genuine'

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By *illerQueen1Woman  over a year ago

Dublin


"You just forgot to say you’re professional and ‘discrete’

This is very important.

and genuine' "

true!

Oh! - nice guy here -

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just forgot to say you’re professional and ‘discrete’

This is very important.

and genuine' true!

Oh! - nice guy here - "

You call your self nice in your profile.

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By *he MickMan  over a year ago

southside


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Very good , bravo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just forgot to say you’re professional and ‘discrete’

This is very important.

and genuine' true!

Oh! - nice guy here -

You call your self nice in your profile. "

Red flag

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By *iggtommy2000Man  over a year ago

Gorey

This is one of the best threads I've read in years, thanks marge

Had a meet with a girl from here recently and she showed me what her profile was like, 100+ messages a day and she had barely any info on her profile. Was shocked at how many men had messaged her 5 or 6 times with no reply in the space of 2 hrs and the last message was always some nasty remark about her being a slut for not replying? Morons.

Men should be made to read every comment in this thread before the private message function is available.

Regards,

Horny?

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By *UReadyMan  over a year ago

fairview


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation."

Would tend to agree with most of what you say . It’s all part of the 10 couple clique that operate the whole show here . I was attacked before for mentioning the elephant in the room but it’s true .

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Would tend to agree with most of what you say . It’s all part of the 10 couple clique that operate the whole show here . I was attacked before for mentioning the elephant in the room but it’s true . "

In fairness now it's a herd of baby elephants

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By *an I Kiss youMan  over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

Oh Gosh, I am in stitches here. One of the most beautiful doses of sarcasm I've ever come across in years.

.

I always knew there is a reason why I love the Irish. It is their sarcasm and humorous piss taking

However, on this occasion the winner of the most beautifully and sarcastically written profile has to go to that Londoner who posted somewhere along the line. Who knew, turned out that some English could do humorous sarcasm too. Everyday is a school day

.

And thanks Google the Op turned out to be tagging along all along. At some point I felt sorry for the lad and was thinking, dear lord, he can't be that oblivious.

.

Well done everyone. I think it is indeed a great thought provoking thread with so much laughter and so much to learn for those who should take notice.

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By *illerQueen1Woman  over a year ago

Dublin

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Would tend to agree with most of what you say . It’s all part of the 10 couple clique that operate the whole show here . I was attacked before for mentioning the elephant in the room but it’s true . "

I think you're getting your facts mixed up with your opinions.

We happily run our own 'show', as do most people here

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By *illerQueen1Woman  over a year ago

Dublin


"You just forgot to say you’re professional and ‘discrete’

This is very important.

and genuine' true!

Oh! - nice guy here -

You call your self nice in your profile. "

Yes, true.

But I was talking to messages

You have to tell people you’re nice otherwise they won’t know that.

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By *illerQueen1Woman  over a year ago

Dublin


"You just forgot to say you’re professional and ‘discrete’

This is very important.

and genuine' true!

Oh! - nice guy here -

You call your self nice in your profile.

Red flag "

I have more red flags than that.

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By *ells TwinsCouple  over a year ago

Party invites welcome

Haha!!!

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

On a serious note though ... taking the piss out of others posts , however misguided . seems quite cocky ...

We were all in that position once.

Exactly... so no excuse for ghe lack of appreciation for others in the same position . Highlighting even more how cocky it actually seems.

I never saw it as cocky, just a bit of fun. I'm sure people can take a joke.

Think its funny myself ...lightens the forums from all the moany poor me threads

Thanks Bogman. If so many people think they're entitled to the ride just by being on here then get stroppy when women don't reply, they can take a bit of a ribbing. Margaret Babe What's that clicking sound I hear

Me shifting boxes moving into that rent free space in your head gorgeous."

It ain't free babe ... its priceless... you can't afford it

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"This is one of the best threads I've read in years, thanks marge

Had a meet with a girl from here recently and she showed me what her profile was like, 100+ messages a day and she had barely any info on her profile. Was shocked at how many men had messaged her 5 or 6 times with no reply in the space of 2 hrs and the last message was always some nasty remark about her being a slut for not replying? Morons.

Men should be made to read every comment in this thread before the private message function is available.

Regards,

Horny?

"

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By *itemeagainMan  over a year ago

Wexford


"Why are all the women on here so rude?

I can copy and paste a message to 50 women here and maybe not one will reply.

Do they not appreciate the time it takes click on their profile and send the message?

One women tells me she receives 100s of messages a day. If she can reply, why can't they all?!

My profile is perfect. I have no text which makes me mysterious and sexy.

I have one photo on my profile of my bum which lets them know I'm comfortable with nudity.

In the private message I send a picture of my penis to get them excited. Perhaps they don't scroll beyond the text?

The worst is when they come up on "Who's nearby" and STILL don't reply!

I thought women liked men to be spontaneous?

I have no verifications which lets them know I value a genuine connection and won't just sex with anyone but still they don't meet.

I'm starting to think all of the women on here are bots.

There is no other explanation.

Would tend to agree with most of what you say . It’s all part of the 10 couple clique that operate the whole show here . I was attacked before for mentioning the elephant in the room but it’s true .

In fairness now it's a herd of baby elephants "

Nope .. there just wee lil sheepies

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"You just forgot to say you’re professional and ‘discrete’

This is very important.

and genuine' true!

Oh! - nice guy here -

You call your self nice in your profile.

Yes, true.

But I was talking to messages

You have to tell people you’re nice otherwise they won’t know that. "

I make sure to let people know I'm nice on my profile.

If it's on the internet, it must be true.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin

Me thought me fixed Fab by giving me feelings on here and opening discussion but still no random messages from women to sex them.

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By *sMinxWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Me thought me fixed Fab by giving me feelings on here and opening discussion but still no random messages from women to sex them."

You can’t say that again.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man  over a year ago

Dublin


"Me thought me fixed Fab by giving me feelings on here and opening discussion but still no random messages from women to sex them.

You can’t say that again. "

Me very grateful and no wait to sex.

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