So last night while watching a mel Gibson film "what women want. " And it got me thinking
What do yas want.? Lol
I've made a short list of what I think yous want with the help of a female fabber.I can confirm she is a female cause I've seen her naked 
1. Eat without getting fat
2. Multiple orgasms daily
3. Not to age
4. Enough money to live comfortably without having to work
5. Good health
6. Wide parking spaces
7. A soft seat at all functions
8.Drink handed to you
9.full length mirrors
10.Arse slapped in a pub.
Now if there's anything you men can think off or ladies please feel free to contribute to the tread. Discuss
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" So last night while watching a mel Gibson film "what women want. " And it got me thinking
What do yas want.? Lol
I've made a short list of what I think yous want with the help of a female fabber.I can confirm she is a female cause I've seen her naked
1. Eat without getting fat
2. Multiple orgasms daily
3. Not to age
4. Enough money to live comfortably without having to work
5. Good health
6. Wide parking spaces
7. A soft seat at all functions
8.Drink handed to you
9.full length mirrors
10.Arse slapped in a pub.
Now if there's anything you men can think off or ladies please feel free to contribute to the tread. Discuss
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9 out of 10 boxes ticked for me too kid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"13. A cook
14. Cleaner
15. Food shopper
16. PA
17. Stylist/personal shopper
18. Make-up artist
19. Hairdresser
20. Dog walker
... for starters. All preferably male, naked and hot AF "
Omg I’ll send my fella up too you guys,he’s brilliant at walking the dog lol oh and he can make toast |
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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago
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21. Plumber
22. Electrician
23. Carpenter
24. Looks good in snickers pants
25. Can vanish like a genie in a lamp. Generally every 28 days.
26.Once rubbed can return with chocolate, crisps, and chilled wine.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feck all the above - just give me the genie in the bottle so that the possibility of every wish come true is at my fingertips "
Is it a light 2 fingered gentle stroke ...or a vigorous 4 fingered spit and polish routine, |
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"Feck all the above - just give me the genie in the bottle so that the possibility of every wish come true is at my fingertips
Is it a light 2 fingered gentle stroke ...or a vigorous 4 fingered spit and polish routine, "
Hey, if it gets me the result I want, I'm willing to work for it - within reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In everything mentioned..a listener is up there , a woman wants a guy who will listen , to how her day was , go on about the one that does fuck all and still gets paid..what will she wear ..what will she cook ... whatever she harps on about .. . anything that they talk about ..they want a person that will listen. |
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By *ezoMan
over a year ago
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"Clothes ordered online will always look exactly like the pictures, will always fit and always look bloody gorgeous on.
I'd vote you for president if you could make this happen!"
You'd have my vote.
Tired of clothing not fitting, even ones custom ordered to my size. |
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"In everything mentioned..a listener is up there , a woman wants a guy who will listen , to how her day was , go on about the one that does fuck all and still gets paid..what will she wear ..what will she cook ... whatever she harps on about .. . anything that they talk about ..they want a person that will listen. "
She has to cook?!  |
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"13. A cook
14. Cleaner
15. Food shopper
16. PA
17. Stylist/personal shopper
18. Make-up artist
19. Hairdresser
20. Dog walker
... for starters. All preferably male, naked and hot AF
Omg I’ll send my fella up too you guys,he’s brilliant at walking the dog lol oh and he can make toast "
All this and still keep fit ?? 
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By *oudicaWoman
over a year ago
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If this is a fantasy list, can I please have an unending supply of 5 inch heels that I can dance in for hours without a twinge of pain.
And Hardy if you can sort that then a LOT of people on this site would be eternally grateful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The key to happiness is not getting what you want, it's wanting what you have
Depends on what you have
What if all you have is the clap ??? "
Then I suggest you visit the clinic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's all just moo really as women themselves don't know what they want and then they finally figure it out but change their mind again but we guys still love them for it"
I know what I want 
Saying what I want intimidates and scares guys on here
Most want a widdle gurl to feel masterful over |
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By *ezoMan
over a year ago
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"It's all just moo really as women themselves don't know what they want and then they finally figure it out but change their mind again but we guys still love them for it
I know what I want
Saying what I want intimidates and scares guys on here
Most want a widdle gurl to feel masterful over "
Ah so you were the one referred by fearful males. |
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