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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's that time of the year when you have to write your Santa list. Have you been a good little ho ho or are you on the naughty list this year. What would you like to see all wrapped up under your tree this Christmas morning. I'm hoping Santa brings me 3 hot guys for a MMMF and a industrial size bucket of coconut oil to rub all over them. |
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By *SKFUNMan
over a year ago
Dublin 8 |
"It's that time of the year when you have to write your Santa list. Have you been a good little ho ho or are you on the naughty list this year. What would you like to see all wrapped up under your tree this Christmas morning. I'm hoping Santa brings me 3 hot guys for a MMMF and a industrial size bucket of coconut oil to rub all over them. "
That’s at least 2 Eiffel Towers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's that time of the year when you have to write your Santa list. Have you been a good little ho ho or are you on the naughty list this year. What would you like to see all wrapped up under your tree this Christmas morning. I'm hoping Santa brings me 3 hot guys for a MMMF and a industrial size bucket of coconut oil to rub all over them.
That’s at least 2 Eiffel Towers "
Adds Eiffel Tower to Santa list  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear santa I've been a good little boy all year could you please bring me a series 2+ Millington diamond.
Hardy   "
No Santa had a word and he said you're getting a bag of coal but with the Cost of Living crisis you'll be delighted to get it |
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"It's that time of the year when you have to write your Santa list. Have you been a good little ho ho or are you on the naughty list this year. What would you like to see all wrapped up under your tree this Christmas morning. I'm hoping Santa brings me 3 hot guys for a MMMF and a industrial size bucket of coconut oil to rub all over them. "
Do you think I could be one of them 3 guy ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
I don't think I have been good enough to name a present but could I get a nice surprise to unwrap?  "
Santa says you can have a fleshlight it's a toy and a surprise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa,
I don't think I have been good enough to name a present but could I get a nice surprise to unwrap?
Santa says you can have a fleshlight it's a toy and a surprise "
Spoilers! |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Santa,
I ceased to believe in you just before I told my first cousin that Santa was actually your parents, and for which my aunt, his evil mother, then punched me in the head!
Some people are abnormally attached to preventing their children from knowing the truth about this fictional character, whose presence in the lives of children was used as an advertising tool by the American Coca-Cola drinks company. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's November! (Grrrrrr)
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Even Santa's suffering with supply chain issues during this current economic crisis . I'm giving him a lead time of few weeks to find my gift! |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Santa,
I ceased to believe in you just before I told my first cousin that Santa was actually your parents, and for which my aunt, his evil mother, then punched me in the head!
Some people are abnormally attached to preventing their children from knowing the truth about this fictional character, whose presence in the lives of children was used as an advertising tool by the American Coca-Cola drinks company."
Dear Santa .....please cheer Jubal up for Christmas and get him a new
Thesaurus and dictonary
Don't need anything myself
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa
I’ve been ever so good this year, can I please have a smoking hot titty wank for Xmas
Sincerely
Jay"
Santa says Mrs Claus has perfect ample bosom for a Christmas Titty Wank. So she'll be coming down your chimney this year. |
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"Dear Santa
I’ve been ever so good this year, can I please have a smoking hot titty wank for Xmas
Sincerely
Jay
Santa says Mrs Claus has perfect ample bosom for a Christmas Titty Wank. So she'll be coming down your chimney this year."
This is the best Xmas ever!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"PS5 but will never happen. So i will be happy with a 3some"
Santa says you'll have to compromise you'll get two slutty elves and you can play on their XBOX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear santa can i have a horny couple. No need to deliver them il do the pick up . "
Santa says Mrs Claus will be horny after her Titty wank so they'll happily meet you and let you toast your nuts on her open fire. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont think its too much to ask for henry cavill, tom hardy and alexander skarsgard in a 4way. I mean really"
Oh Santa's slutty helper got the fanny flutters thinking about it. You've been exta naughty so Santa says you can sit on his lap anytime |
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"Dear santa can i have a horny couple. No need to deliver them il do the pick up .
Santa says Mrs Claus will be horny after her Titty wank so they'll happily meet you and let you toast your nuts on her open fire. "
How could i say no to that lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone to teach me what to say in a first message.
I never know what to say..."
Santa says keep it simple when he met Mrs Claus on Plenty of Elves he asked her did she want to slide down his South Pole. |
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By *ezoMan
over a year ago
The Kingdom |
"Santa,
I ceased to believe in you just before I told my first cousin that Santa was actually your parents, and for which my aunt, his evil mother, then punched me in the head!
Some people are abnormally attached to preventing their children from knowing the truth about this fictional character, whose presence in the lives of children was used as an advertising tool by the American Coca-Cola drinks company.
Dear Santa .....please cheer Jubal up for Christmas and get him a new
Thesaurus and dictonary
Don't need anything myself
Thanks "
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By *ezoMan
over a year ago
The Kingdom |
"PS5 but will never happen. So i will be happy with a 3some
Santa says you'll have to compromise you'll get two slutty elves and you can play on their XBOX "
I'm liking this sites Santa |
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"It's that time of the year when you have to write your Santa list. Have you been a good little ho ho or are you on the naughty list this year. What would you like to see all wrapped up under your tree this Christmas morning. I'm hoping Santa brings me 3 hot guys for a MMMF and a industrial size bucket of coconut oil to rub all over them. "
A PS5 …….
Or failing that!
A nice surprise from wife be just grand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't care what you bring Santa, so long as it's not Bono's memoir"
Santa says he'll give you the collectors edition of "Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming" |
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"Dear santa I've been a good little boy all year could you please bring me a series 2+ Millington diamond.
Hardy
Does Santa read mail on a swinger's site?   "
He wears a red suit with fur trim and black boots and has lots of toys....he's the ultimate "Swinger Santa"
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"Oh my present is way too big to be wrapped not to mind fitting it under a Christmas tree. Waiting now for about 7 months and the excitement is starting to build "
Oh oh, I know, I know what it is |
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"Dear santa I've been a good little boy all year could you please bring me a series 2+ Millington diamond.
Hardy
Does Santa read mail on a swinger's site?
He wears a red suit with fur trim and black boots and has lots of toys....he's the ultimate "Swinger Santa"
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I just hope he won't get any toys confused - the look of horror on mammy and daddy's face when the wrong pressie is opened by a young one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like a bicycle with stabilizers, lights and a bell please."
Santa says find a Fab lady to put a saddle on you and ride you instead..she can ring your bells |
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"It's that time of the year when you have to write your Santa list. Have you been a good little ho ho or are you on the naughty list this year. What would you like to see all wrapped up under your tree this Christmas morning. I'm hoping Santa brings me 3 hot guys for a MMMF and a industrial size bucket of coconut oil to rub all over them. "
Hopefully I’m one of these guys |
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"Oh my present is way too big to be wrapped not to mind fitting it under a Christmas tree. Waiting now for about 7 months and the excitement is starting to build
Oh oh, I know, I know what it is "
Has the Big man himself told you what he’s bringing me  |
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"Oh my present is way too big to be wrapped not to mind fitting it under a Christmas tree. Waiting now for about 7 months and the excitement is starting to build
Oh oh, I know, I know what it is
Has the Big man himself told you what he’s bringing me "
No ...I have a very active imagination |
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"For the first time in my life I'm waking up on Christmas morning to an empty house.....so if santa wants breakfast he can leave me till last 
But his sack will be completely empty at that stage "
Now I'm sure he will have something for me  |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
Dear Santa it's been a really tough year...
For Christmas I'd like an advent calendar with someone from my hotlist behind every door. I think that might cheer me up
Oh and a ticket from UK for the poster above
I'm not greedy I swear
B xx |
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"It's that time of the year when you have to write your Santa list. Have you been a good little ho ho or are you on the naughty list this year. What would you like to see all wrapped up under your tree this Christmas morning. I'm hoping Santa brings me 3 hot guys for a MMMF and a industrial size bucket of coconut oil to rub all over them. "
It would be odd of me to not ask for something leather.
Oh, 2 (or more) lovely ladies dressed in leather boots and leather jackets. Now that would be a lovely Xmas present |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Santa it's been a really tough year...
For Christmas I'd like an advent calendar with someone from my hotlist behind every door. I think that might cheer me up
Oh and a ticket from UK for the poster above
I'm not greedy I swear
B xx"
Can Mrs Claus be the Fluffer and lend a hand! |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Please Santa ive been very very bold so as punishment i think you should have two sexy lads wrapped up in just a bow underneath my tree for a MFM Please ill leave you out some milf and cookie's love Lolly  |
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"Please Santa ive been very very bold so as punishment i think you should have two sexy lads wrapped up in just a bow underneath my tree for a MFM Please ill leave you out some milf and cookie's love Lolly "
Is that how it works??
You learn something new every day! |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
"Dear Santa it's been a really tough year...
For Christmas I'd like an advent calendar with someone from my hotlist behind every door. I think that might cheer me up
Oh and a ticket from UK for the poster above
I'm not greedy I swear
B xx
Can Mrs Claus be the Fluffer and lend a hand! "
Rosy of course that's a given we work well together don't we
B xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please Santa ive been very very bold so as punishment i think you should have two sexy lads wrapped up in just a bow underneath my tree for a MFM Please ill leave you out some milf and cookie's love Lolly "
Santa says you haven't been naughty enough so he's leaving three hot guys under your tree |
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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago
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Dear Santa,
I'm quite confused, because when I'm bad I'm being told that I'm a good girl.
Also where others like gifts I'm very happy to take punishments.
Please help clear up this confusion .
Lolly x |
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"Dear Santa,
I'm quite confused, because when I'm bad I'm being told that I'm a good girl.
Also where others like gifts I'm very happy to take punishments.
Please help clear up this confusion .
Lolly x"
id say you are a bad good girl x |
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By *ezoMan
over a year ago
The Kingdom |
"Dear Santa,
I'm quite confused, because when I'm bad I'm being told that I'm a good girl.
Also where others like gifts I'm very happy to take punishments.
Please help clear up this confusion .
Lolly xid say you are a bad good girl x"
Or Good and being Bad |
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