So judging by status updates,lots of people seem to get some crazy messages,would be fun to read some of the weirdest or strangest requests people have recieved,no need to name an shame the person you recieved it from, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Posting content of private messages us against site rules
We never get crazy messages, does this mean we're the ones sending them or our idea of crazy isn't the same as everyone elses ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Got a message a few days ago apologising for a wink, saying it was his mum using his account. I said no worries. Then get a message from the same guy saying that it was his mum writing and sent a pic. Dunno what his intent was but didn’t reply. Weird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posting content of private messages us against site rules
We never get crazy messages, does this mean we're the ones sending them or our idea of crazy isn't the same as everyone elses "
Maybe you are sending the right crazy messages to the right people. ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I have had some pretty extreme ones, one that always stood out was he wanted to have his wicket way with me in his stable while his pony's watched!
I'm always been offered white substance.
I'm waiting for the one to buy my underwear cause I did stock up ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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"I have had some pretty extreme ones, one that always stood out was he wanted to have his wicket way with me in his stable while his pony's watched!
I'm always been offered white substance.
I'm waiting for the one to buy my underwear cause I did stock up "
Tell me you brought some carrots for the ponies at least ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Someone asked me how much I charged hourly. Then he blocked me. I was gonna say.
‘For you my dear half price, includes a fresh fish n’ chips ’
I hope he reads this on here and unblocks me. I’ve been so sad since. |
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"Someone asked me how much I charged hourly. Then he blocked me. I was gonna say.
‘For you my dear half price, includes a fresh fish n’ chips ’
I hope he reads this on here and unblocks me. I’ve been so sad since. "
Does that offer still stand? ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me how much I charged hourly. Then he blocked me. I was gonna say.
‘For you my dear half price, includes a fresh fish n’ chips ’
I hope he reads this on here and unblocks me. I’ve been so sad since. "
You do know to also block them so they cant read your profile updates |
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"Someone asked me how much I charged hourly. Then he blocked me. I was gonna say.
‘For you my dear half price, includes a fresh fish n’ chips ’
I hope he reads this on here and unblocks me. I’ve been so sad since.
Does that offer still stand? " no, after that I decided to do it for free but no chips included ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"Someone asked me how much I charged hourly. Then he blocked me. I was gonna say.
‘For you my dear half price, includes a fresh fish n’ chips ’
I hope he reads this on here and unblocks me. I’ve been so sad since.
You do know to also block them so they cant read your profile updates "
I did ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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Got so many but weirdest was one asking if they could get me pregnant......
Hell no.
I replied with only as long as they take sole responsibility once the baby is born and I will have nothing to do with it whatsoever.
I don't think they replied
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"I have had some pretty extreme ones, one that always stood out was he wanted to have his wicket way with me in his stable while his pony's watched!
I'm always been offered white substance.
I'm waiting for the one to buy my underwear cause I did stock up
Tell me you brought some carrots for the ponies at least "
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"I have had some pretty extreme ones, one that always stood out was he wanted to have his wicket way with me in his stable while his pony's watched!
I'm always been offered white substance.
I'm waiting for the one to buy my underwear cause I did stock up "
For some reason the horses name always stuck in my head after I got that message as well. Poor Max must have seen a lot of things in that stable.. |
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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago
galway |
I had to block single males because of the awful msgs I was getting.
I was chatting away everything going good (or so I thought)and he turned on me with crazy mags because I wouldn't meet him on his terms at the drop of a hat. It definitely opened my eyes on here. I was very nieve at the start when I joined! Now, I'm very cautious after some of the msgs I've gotten. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I get offered white a couple times a week, genuinely concerned i look like some breed of a sesh gremlin lol,
Some of the messages are wild but most of the lads that mail me are ok.
You’ll have the weirdos who expect you meet them for sex with nothing more than a dick pic as an introduction.
But the wilder ones are funny |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I get offered white a couple times a week, genuinely concerned i look like some breed of a sesh gremlin lol,
Some of the messages are wild but most of the lads that mail me are ok.
You’ll have the weirdos who expect you meet them for sex with nothing more than a dick pic as an introduction.
But the wilder ones are funny "
I'm sure Wilder will be delighted you think so ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago
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Single males blocked now for years now it got so bad in the volume and content of messages. The messages we find mad from couples are the one to ten word messages. Anything above 10 words is a real luxury and guarantees the ride! |
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"Single males blocked now for years now it got so bad in the volume and content of messages. The messages we find mad from couples are the one to ten word messages. Anything above 10 words is a real luxury and guarantees the ride!"
Damn! I have an 11 word copy and paste message ready to go but can't send it. Disaster! All that effort for nothing! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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As a single male I don't get many and any I send are fairly simple, but I remember one time I got a message asking would I meet a couple and cum in her to try impregnate her!
Each to their own and that but that's abit much for me! |
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