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"From the lounge Why aren’t you meeting ? Fun answers only Social distancing in my case " That's all right - I'll keep my infestation to myself  | |||
"From the lounge Why aren’t you meeting ? Fun answers only Social distancing in my case That's all right - I'll keep my infestation to myself "Its too cold in her shed | |||
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"From the lounge Why aren’t you meeting ? Fun answers only Social distancing in my case That's all right - I'll keep my infestation to myself
Its too cold in her shed "But sure you'd keep me warm  and fed... with donuts, I might just change my mind and share the infestation after all  | |||
"We work for Sydney University " Do they not give time off  | |||
"Ive turned celibate "And joined the priesthood?  | |||
"We work for Sydney University " Would it not be good for research | |||
"Sick of sex "Or sick from it? | |||
"Ive turned celibate
And joined the priesthood? "I might have well joined the priesthood 
But id say i could find a priests outfit if required | |||
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"I've returned to the convent." Im joining the priesthood | |||
"I'm washing my beard " Im growing mine | |||
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"They've taken the roads in..." The west half of the island just floated off | |||
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"I’m waiting to find the perfect priest." Bless you…. | |||
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"My barber made a hames of my hair and I can’t be seen in public " Put a hat on  | |||
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"I left the immersion on" It's ok ye got your €200 credit | |||
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"The wind blew my lingerie off the line " that was me not the wind | |||
"The wind blew my lingerie off the line that was me not the wind "Pic of proof or it didnt happen  | |||
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"Two left feet and ugly shoes. " Erin Brockovich, it it really you?….. | |||
"The wind blew my lingerie off the line that was me not the wind
Pic of proof or it didnt happen "I'm hardly gonna incriminate myself even more now am I | |||
"Two left feet and ugly shoes. Erin Brockovich, it it really you?….. "How'd you know.... | |||
"Two left feet and ugly shoes. Erin Brockovich, it it really you?…..
How'd you know.... "Lucky guess….. | |||
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"There's an "R" in the month" Waits patiently for May | |||
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"I've returned to the convent." I'm Cumming to get you xxx | |||
"The traffic lights in Leitrim aren't working " Are there traffic lights in Leitrim | |||
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"I've returned to the convent." nuns out fit….mmm | |||
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"I've returned to the convent." Ñuns on the run | |||
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"We only wanted to meet half the site and we have " | |||
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