When I was a kid, I used to ask my mum how was I going to get to the hurling match. Her answer would always be... Stick a feather up your arse and Fly.

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By *ub23Man over a year ago

wandering

Good from far, far from good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By *orge71Man over a year ago

Glasgow

If you die with a face like that nobody will wash ye.

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Will ya go with me

I'd eat chips out of her knickers

Do you want the ware

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By *onderingpurposeMan over a year ago

Belfast

Sixth Tele (Belfast City Centre edition)

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By *acob12369Man over a year ago

URPANTS

Mmm shes some beour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He'd sicking your shit

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

I got the shift

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Wise the bap wee lad

What

??? Translation please. MsF

A nordy phrase. Catch yourself on lol

It means please come to your senses

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By *ind PaddyMan over a year ago

South County Dublin

Did you get a shift last night were you swapping spits.

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By *ensualandslow321Man over a year ago

Tullamore

He/she bangs like a jacks door in a gale wind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your not as green as your cabbage looking...

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By *on655Man over a year ago

Moy

Get off the internet I need to use the phone

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By *amien9010Man over a year ago

ashbourne

Grab your coat you’ve pulled !! M to f

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By *oodieMan over a year ago

Mayo

You'll be going on until you won't be going on

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Who said mass?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Don't throw away that newspaper cos I haven't read the death notices yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a quare name but great schtuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

take that puss off your face

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"It's a quare name but great schtuff

Whats the feckin ad Lee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a quare name but great schtuff

Whats the feckin ad Lee "

Ah BM, ffs, I'm disappointed in you. It was an ad for dairy farmers for a fly repellent ointment called Cheno Unction

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By *eepixieWoman over a year ago

Belfast

He’d step in sh*te & still come up smelling of roses

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

city

The most romantic chat up line ever,

Would you like to be buried with my people?

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