"But but but...that has to be a mortal sin - now I'm going to be picturing the priest watching porn any time I attend church    "
I knew a girl who went to confessions and told the priest that she had a terrible habit of wearing short skirts and no knickers.
He said for her penance she was to say one our father, three hail Marys, and do as many cartwheels as she could manage down the centre aisle of the church when she was leaving!  |
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"But but but...that has to be a mortal sin - now I'm going to be picturing the priest watching porn any time I attend church
He is, and you're the main star! 
Is that you, Father Michael? "
Bless you, my child!
Now get those cartwheels done! |
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"But but but...that has to be a mortal sin - now I'm going to be picturing the priest watching porn any time I attend church
He is, and you're the main star!
Is that you, Father Michael?
Bless you, my child!
Now get those cartwheels done! "
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"But but but...that has to be a mortal sin - now I'm going to be picturing the priest watching porn any time I attend church
He is, and you're the main star!
Is that you, Father Michael?
Bless you, my child!
Now get those cartwheels done! "
Were you the priest in The Thornbirds  |
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"But but but...that has to be a mortal sin - now I'm going to be picturing the priest watching porn any time I attend church
When was the last time you attended church?
I'll be damned if I remember  "
Best not remember then |
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"But but but...that has to be a mortal sin - now I'm going to be picturing the priest watching porn any time I attend church
When was the last time you attended church?
I'll be damned if I remember
Best not remember then
I might have to do those cartwheels "
I’ll have an ambulance on stand by |
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"But but but...that has to be a mortal sin - now I'm going to be picturing the priest watching porn any time I attend church
When was the last time you attended church?
I'll be damned if I remember
Best not remember then
I might have to do those cartwheels
I’ll have an ambulance on stand by"
For the priest or me? |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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"Careful now"
The two writers of Father Ted, a quarter of a century after the peak of its fame, must be delighted that numerous phrases from their sitcom, have become so well known; the skill of great weiters |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Careful now
The two writers of Father Ted, a quarter of a century after the peak of its fame, must be delighted that numerous phrases from their sitcom, have become so well known; the skill of great weiters"
You need to use wiki again to read what one of them has become |
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