Have you recently mislaid a friend or five?
Have you lost a miss you laid?
Do you have a gap that needs filling or a cracked plate in need of attention?
Sounds like a case for Ace Ventura Friend Defective.
This is your space to negotiate their safe return or demand proof of life. (A pulse).
We also operate a friend laundering service where requests are given a quick rinse, a rub with a damp cloth and hung out to dry.
First cum first served. |
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"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms  - who's the guilty fecker?  "
It's like Game of Thrones with the Murrie family trying to reclaim their rightful heritage.
Peanut M's just don't have the same ring to them. |
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"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?
It's like Game of Thrones with the Murrie family trying to reclaim their rightful heritage.
Peanut M's just don't have the same ring to them. "
Never watched Game of Thrones so that analogy is utterly lost on me - just like the M& Ms (where's that feckin' crying emoji?!)  |
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"I've lost my dignity lately any sign of that.."
Theres a whole extra section for Fabbers dignity and it requires a psychologist consultation before reclaim  I think its probably not worth going back for lol |
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over a year ago
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"I've lost my dignity lately any sign of that..
What sort of ship was it?
A sinking one "
Grab the lifebuoy I threw ya don't want ya going down, oh wait yes I do but not with the ship  |
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"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?
Guilty as charged replaced with smarties tho
They must be down your pants - something's weighing them down anywhoo "
No chocolate on those nuts |
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"Someone knicked all the peanut M&Ms - who's the guilty fecker?
It was the trick or treaters. They said your too mean so they took them all
They came early - I wasn't prepared "
You’d never have made it in the Girl Scouts |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"I seem to have lost my ability to sleep well at night maybe I need a friend to cuddle up to it might help 
My minions are busy so I'll deal with this one personally  "
Oh I like the sound of that I'll leave the door unlocked
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