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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
So this is a lounge thread but I wrote one ages ago and posted it on a k*k group
I think it’s reasonably accurate . Kind of.
Casual is bald and hairy . He does minimal foreplay . He sometimes tries to arrange several meets a day which makes his meets not feel special . Average in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Average man enjoys planning ?
Always arrives early ?
Holds a conversation ?
Enjoys a kiss or two ?
Tries to be a teaser & pleaser ?
Checklists makes him horny ?  |
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Words can't describe this sexual phenomenon, apart from words like incredible and phenomenon, as well as fucking amazing, magnificent, God-like, man beast and quite adequate.
Don't miss this opportunity ladies but treat him with respect!
I'm looking forward to meeting me again at the first opportunity! |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Words can't describe this sexual phenomenon, apart from words like incredible and phenomenon, as well as fucking amazing, magnificent, God-like, man beast and quite adequate.
Don't miss this opportunity ladies but treat him with respect!
I'm looking forward to meeting me again at the first opportunity! "
Is meeting me code for a wank ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Built like a 250 GTO but needs a little work under the bonnet. If you know how she runs you'll get a lot out of her 
Corners like she's on rails and can go for miles before she needs refueling.
Treat her with respect |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Organises great socials, is talented with an ice cube and her hands but is a dreadful swinger oh and she sucks like a nilfisk "
Double veris not cool
Unless you had a coffee with yourself the first time then sex the second ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Organises great socials, is talented with an ice cube and her hands but is a dreadful swinger oh and she sucks like a nilfisk
Double veris not cool
Unless you had a coffee with yourself the first time then sex the second ?"
Oh ya I rode myself silly |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Organises great socials, is talented with an ice cube and her hands but is a dreadful swinger oh and she sucks like a nilfisk
Double veris not cool
Unless you had a coffee with yourself the first time then sex the second ?
Oh ya I rode myself silly "
Being a gentleman I am not thinking about this right now  |
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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago
wouldn't you like to know |
Likes them tall? Well that's easy at her height everyone is tall.
Gives a great bj, but again, no suprise, her gob is big enough.
And by God she's tight, wouldn't even pay for coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well hes definitely no Tom Hardy , but what he lacks in looks, he makes up elsewhere.
Possibly could resurrect the dead with his kisses and touch!!
He could be busy since Halloween is around the corner |
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"Words can't describe this sexual phenomenon, apart from words like incredible and phenomenon, as well as fucking amazing, magnificent, God-like, man beast and quite adequate.
Don't miss this opportunity ladies but treat him with respect!
I'm looking forward to meeting me again at the first opportunity!
Is meeting me code for a wank ? "
Probably just a social one to begin with. I never wank on a first date.  |
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Incredible with huge power from the rear end. Amazed at the size once inside and loved the control. Absolutely no issues starting but also very easy to maintain and will go all day.
First to see will buy |
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Stands out from the crowd. Missing most of the teeth so no need to worry about being bitten when she's down there. Beware of the claws but really just lovely pussy that needs plenty of play. Purrs for Ireland if job well done. |
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By * VaWoman
over a year ago
Dublin |
This biatch insists on a social (not my thing) then demands the roide. No idea where I stand with her and I'm not sure if I want more but great craic and wicked smile. Who knows where this might go. She might be mental, she might be fun, she might mess me up, she might break me. Fuck! Are those Whips?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God when she opened the door, what a beauty.
So chilled and relaxed over a drink.
She does the dumb blonde look well but has brains.
When it came to the bedroom, what can I say.
She's naughty very attentive, I thought when I whipped out my big cock she'd be impressed.
Then she says you call that a cock and whipped hers out and said meet she-rah. Now that's a cock.
Guys don't pass this one buy you'll not be disappointed. |
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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago
Far far away |
Like a 99 cone.
Said she liked vanilla but she really loved the sauce.
Might seem cold at the start but once you start licking, she'll melt.
Left the flake til the end, always the perfect ending.
I scream for ice cream. We all scream for ice cream...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A single guy that you would think is quiet and shy but get him to a bedroom and he is a tiger that gives amazing oral and the most passionate ride possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She can be narky if she finds out you're arranging to meet multiple women before you've even tried her magical vagina (TM), but once you get her in person she'll either annoy you with her chat, or she'll make you get on your knees and offer thanks to whatever gods you believe in that her mouth has that suction power. And her tits are massive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His eyes turned red and then his head rotated through 360 degrees, several times more than necessary. I didn't mind the levitating off the bed but his dirty talk was all in toinges.
Would meet again. |
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"She's an absolute dose but sucks a dick like it's her last meal. Would recommend to a friend. "
Well now, that would get me interested.
I mean, I'd still take some persuading but I'd be open to it if I read that. |
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