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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Go to bed, pile on the duvets and drinks loads of warm water with the occasional Lemsip or cheaper alternative.
Sweat the virus out of your system, and keep well hydrated!
Keep the room reasonably well ventilated, and get up for a few minutes every couple of hours, fully remake the bed, or have it done for you and change the pyjamas too if they are sodden.
However, if you find that your breathing is becoming laboured or if you are coughing up sputum, consult a doctor or a pharmacist by phone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Real flu or man flu?
Obviously real flu. Everyone knows man flu is fatal.
I didn't want to be the one to break the bad news
Is this like the squirting threads  "
Don't be silly Bog, man flu is a scientific fact! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two nurofen, two hours later two paracetamol, repeat for the day. Wrap up warm as jubal said, you could take the paracetamol in the form of lemsip.
Plenty of water and sleep |
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If I remember rightly so an old remedy for a severe head cold or flu waz vix in a boul of hot water n a towel over ur head but that's years old 
In failing dat a stiff glass of hot poteen of the back side of the Bragan the plum stuff. |
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"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest
It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.
I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.  "
I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.
As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.
If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.
I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Real flu or man flu?
Obviously real flu. Everyone knows man flu is fatal.
I didn't want to be the one to break the bad news
Is this like the squirting threads
Don't be silly Bog, man flu is a scientific fact!"
So is squirting, both mainly preoccupies the male gender only.  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Real flu or man flu?
Obviously real flu. Everyone knows man flu is fatal.
I didn't want to be the one to break the bad news
Is this like the squirting threads
Don't be silly Bog, man flu is a scientific fact!
So is squirting, both mainly preoccupies the male gender only. "
Never experienced either ... |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest
It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.
I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.
I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.
As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.
If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.
I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though. "
Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.  |
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"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest
It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.
I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.
I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.
As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.
If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.
I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.
Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return. "
I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest
It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.
I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.
I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.
As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.
If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.
I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.
Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.
I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting "
That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter.  |
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"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest
It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.
I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.
I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.
As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.
If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.
I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.
Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.
I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting
That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter. "
Where ? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest
It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.
I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.
I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.
As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.
If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.
I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.
Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.
I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting
That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter.
Where ? "
On the popcorn and on the tits/chest. |
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"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest
It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.
I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.
I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.
As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.
If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.
I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.
Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.
I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting
That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter.
Where ?
On the popcorn and on the tits/chest. "
Mmmmmm pooopccccccoooorrnn  |
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"Some wonderful medical practitioners on here lolRub butter on your chest
It won't help with the flu but the crematorium will smell like popcorn.
I deduct that you reckon the op has manflu.
I deduce privately that op probably has a head cold.
As someone said above, if he had flu he wouldn't be in here looking for a remedy.
If he has manflu, well, the gods are all that can save him now, and even that's unlikely.
I do fancy some buttery popcorn now though.
Oh yes please, best when it's still warm. I give you some of my gingerbread in return.
I had to read that again ... I thought you were talking about squirting
That's the other post. This one is about dripping butter.
Where ?
On the popcorn and on the tits/chest. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 lemons squeezed into a cup, about 4 or 5 spoons of sugar. Fill remaining cup up with boiling water. Drink it as hot as you can. The hotter the better. Take 2 paracetamol and get into bed with a towel under you! You will sweat it out in a few hours. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Half a raw onion, couple of raw bulbs of garlic chopped up finely and mixed with lemon juice and downed. My Eastern European ex swore by it
She's dead now though, RIP. "
He never kissed her goodbye either |
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"Half a raw onion, couple of raw bulbs of garlic chopped up finely and mixed with lemon juice and downed. My Eastern European ex swore by it
She's dead now though, RIP.
He never kissed her goodbye either "
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Aw, hope you're feeling better today OP.
Best thing is to sweat it out and bed rest, lots of fluids, lots of vitamins, broth.
Plenty of herbal remedies and essential oils available depending on symptoms you want to alleviate. Google is your best friend as well as the pharmacy for OTC remedies, painkillers, decongestants etc... |
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"Having had the flu twice, you wouldn't be using the internet if you had it"
Yep, people tend to mix up the two until they get the flu and then they realise what they thought was deaths door wasn't remotely near it.
Guys, you'd be bed bound for a week, zero energy (crawling to the bathroom for eg), feeling miserable, libido on the floor, appetite on the floor, you on the floor!! It ain't pretty  |
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