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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ever received
Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether
What was the weirdest message you've ever received? |
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"Ever received
Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether
What was the weirdest message you've ever received? "
Think I’d the same guy message me.. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever received
Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether
What was the weirdest message you've ever received?
Think I’d the same guy message me.. lol "
You can add me to the list. |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
Fella wanted me to be one of a queue of lads to arrive at his house at a planned time slot, go up stairs, give it to his wife bareback from behind (she wouldn't see any of the lads), cum inside, zip up and leave.
Good fun in the end!  |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"Ever received
Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether
What was the weirdest message you've ever received?
Think I’d the same guy message me.. lol "
I suspect that individual has not progressed beyond what the famous Sigmund Freud, described as: the anal stage of childhood development! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this
No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men
One is more normalised than the other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this
No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men
One is more normalised than the other"
Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this
No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men
One is more normalised than the other
Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there"
Every little helps  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Ever received
Mine was some guy wanted to rim me then wanted me to defecate in his mouth.. Vile behaviour turned my stomach altogether
What was the weirdest message you've ever received?
Think I’d the same guy message me.. lol
You can add me to the list."
And me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.
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"I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.
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That sounds awesome, lol |
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By *oleculeCouple
over a year ago
Wexford and Dublin |
We had the cat fight one too. Seems he’s doing the rounds and offering money etc.
We politely declined. The second and third times the same guy contacted us (separate/new accounts each time) we declined again but without the polite element. |
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"Fella wanted me to be one of a queue of lads to arrive at his house at a planned time slot, go up stairs, give it to his wife bareback from behind (she wouldn't see any of the lads), cum inside, zip up and leave.
Good fun in the end! "
Got this also, and a few similar, and expected to be there in straight away  |
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Had a guy message me wanting to come and watch me be a man. I jokingly told him I had some shelves I was about to put up and that nearly put him over the edge as that was exactly what he was after. I declined saying I was straight and apparently that was another one of his requirements |
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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago
wouldn't you like to know |
2 recent ones received as first message :
1. Your tits are like sandbags which could hold up the river liffey.
2. I could probably use you as a butt plug, I'm 6ft9in tall, we could be like little and large. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.
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Don't leave us hanging lol
Did you do the dolly a solid? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.
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Haha,class, I would've done it ,free feed and a day out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a message from a 65 year woman, who wanted me to be her +1 at her daughter's wedding as she wanted to make her ex husband jealous. She wanted me to kiss her everytime he was looking.
I politely declined the invite
Don't leave us hanging lol
Did you do the dolly a solid?"
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we got one from a guy to join him and his mother in her house for dinner. and he would give her plenty of wine which apparently made her horn. then he wanted kev to flirt with her leading up to sex.and then myself and the son would sit there watching it all. lol |
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"we got one from a guy to join him and his mother in her house for dinner. and he would give her plenty of wine which apparently made her horn. then he wanted kev to flirt with her leading up to sex.and then myself and the son would sit there watching it all. lol"
This sounds like something from an Iain Banks book! |
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Had a message randomly out of the blue from a guy who wanted me to store his fetish gear from him and he acted totally as if I had already as y agreed this and couldn’t understand why I couldn’t accommodate his request!! Never talked to him again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this
No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men
One is more normalised than the other
Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there"
Why Tesco?
Does he not like Dunnes? |
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By *oxAndKCouple
over a year ago
near Dublin ;) |
Is the lad who wants a gang of us lady’s put on bridles and be naked horses in his stables still knocking around? I know a good few I’d us got that message.
He was actually very sweet and respectful. No judgment here. But I’ve mucked out too many stables in my time to EVER want to be naked in one
Also not sure if we were to share with the horses or would they be gone?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had so many..Brest feed, watch me pooping in work, marry an oyster farmer just to name a few.."
Did the oyster farmer want you to be mum to his children too? |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"I've had so many..Brest feed, watch me pooping in work, marry an oyster farmer just to name a few..
Did the oyster farmer want you to be mum to his children too? "
He did indeed and move in with him. |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this
No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men
One is more normalised than the other
Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there
Every little helps "
that definitely wasn't me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like fetish preferences to me,on a swiger site some people's fetish can kink can be too taboo on a platform like this
No different to straight guys looking for blow jobs from bisexual / gay men
One is more normalised than the other
Mehhh...I'm still calling sticking a banana up your arse in the Tesco fruit and veg aisle and pooping it out on cam pretty out there
Every little helps that definitely wasn't me. "
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"I've had so many..Brest feed, watch me pooping in work, marry an oyster farmer just to name a few..
Did the oyster farmer want you to be mum to his children too?
He did indeed and move in with him. "
Dear Lord, there must be a whole herd of “human cows” by now. Form an orderly queue ladies. |
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The only weird ones I can remember was the guy who used to be on here with various different names, all related to the car he claimed to drive.
He was something of a pothead and was utterly delusional. He met someone that I had met a couple of times and became rather possessive of her.
After their first social meet he messaged me asking if she was a tranny and making numerous allegations about stuff she had supposedly said about me. I never replied to him so he got more and more annoying.
Eventually one day he claimed to be sitting outside my house in his big expensive car and wanted me to come out and fight him. He even offered to supply boxing gloves if I would prefer to do it that way.
He didn't realise that the aforementioned lady had told me that he didn't drive and didn't even own a car.
I suggested he should visit a psychiatrist and have a word and he lost the plot completely. The lady in question told me to be careful with him as he had taken her phone one time they met and had gone through it looking for my number. I did get a few iffy calls shortly after but I have no idea if it was this clown or not.
He was a mixture of hilarious and a bit worrying but totally mad. |
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"The only weird ones I can remember was the guy who used to be on here with various different names, all related to the car he claimed to drive.
He was something of a pothead and was utterly delusional. He met someone that I had met a couple of times and became rather possessive of her.
After their first social meet he messaged me asking if she was a tranny and making numerous allegations about stuff she had supposedly said about me. I never replied to him so he got more and more annoying.
Eventually one day he claimed to be sitting outside my house in his big expensive car and wanted me to come out and fight him. He even offered to supply boxing gloves if I would prefer to do it that way.
He didn't realise that the aforementioned lady had told me that he didn't drive and didn't even own a car.
I suggested he should visit a psychiatrist and have a word and he lost the plot completely. The lady in question told me to be careful with him as he had taken her phone one time they met and had gone through it looking for my number. I did get a few iffy calls shortly after but I have no idea if it was this clown or not.
He was a mixture of hilarious and a bit worrying but totally mad. "
See, it's your stories - only thing I come here for |
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The only weird one I can remember was on a previous profile about 5 years ago.
A woman started messaging and every message included the words "green trousers" which was strange but meant nothing to me so I ignored that part of the messages.
Then she started taking about shifts and used various acronyms that I hadn't a clue about either.
Long story short she didn't believe me when I said she was speaking a foreign language and I didn't know what she was on about.
For a minute I thought it was just me and these were all secret fab words and phrases.
Turns out she was a member of the PSNI and was convinced I was someone she worked with because of the pics I had at the time and whatever way my profile was worded.
I thought it was a windup but she was deadly serious. She wasn't threatening at all but just wanted me to admit to being whoever she thought I was.
She obviously wasn't a detective |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only weird ones I can remember was the guy who used to be on here with various different names, all related to the car he claimed to drive.
He was something of a pothead and was utterly delusional. He met someone that I had met a couple of times and became rather possessive of her.
After their first social meet he messaged me asking if she was a tranny and making numerous allegations about stuff she had supposedly said about me. I never replied to him so he got more and more annoying.
Eventually one day he claimed to be sitting outside my house in his big expensive car and wanted me to come out and fight him. He even offered to supply boxing gloves if I would prefer to do it that way.
He didn't realise that the aforementioned lady had told me that he didn't drive and didn't even own a car.
I suggested he should visit a psychiatrist and have a word and he lost the plot completely. The lady in question told me to be careful with him as he had taken her phone one time they met and had gone through it looking for my number. I did get a few iffy calls shortly after but I have no idea if it was this clown or not.
He was a mixture of hilarious and a bit worrying but totally mad. "
You and Redjustred need to write a book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One if the reason I left fab years ago was because if this.
Woman message me saying her husband found about us and he was gunning for me(never met the woman). Then he messaged me threatening to do me and he had my car reg in the cctv footage from the house and I netter man up and meet him to sort it out.
Tried to explain to them they had the wrong guy. I sent them both a picture to show it wasn't me. It got weird after that, she was convinced I had met her, he saidbu wasn't the guy on the footage but I must of still fucked her as we were both on fab in the same city. In they approached me while out shopping for food. Didn't go to well I ended up popping him one in the mouth after he had tried to head butt me after she had followed me to the car park |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have 2... one about a dog and licking and the other asking me if I had daughters
From the same person? Interesting case study right there. "
Lol  no two different people |
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Fucking he'll some of them are rough 
But on the other hand, there seems to be an opening for a fab fight club and the potential to make a few pound ha ha
Any potential investors get in touch (only joking, DONT) |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
A guy who went into graphic detail of what he wanted to do when he broke into my house.
One guy who was fully convinced I was a woman he knew and shopped in his local Tesco's despite the fact I live in Down and he was in Kerry.
A guy who wanted me to ride him bareback nope not the way you think but with my horses bridle in his mouth and ride him around his house naked calling him Red Rum the stud .I hated to break it to him but Red Rum was a gelding |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"A guy who went into graphic detail of what he wanted to do when he broke into my house.
One guy who was fully convinced I was a woman he knew and shopped in his local Tesco's despite the fact I live in Down and he was in Kerry.
A guy who wanted me to ride him bareback nope not the way you think but with my horses bridle in his mouth and ride him around his house naked calling him Red Rum the stud .I hated to break it to him but Red Rum was a gelding "
Two things I now know about Red Rum ....the other being that his name is Murder spelt backwards |
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"A guy who went into graphic detail of what he wanted to do when he broke into my house.
One guy who was fully convinced I was a woman he knew and shopped in his local Tesco's despite the fact I live in Down and he was in Kerry.
A guy who wanted me to ride him bareback nope not the way you think but with my horses bridle in his mouth and ride him around his house naked calling him Red Rum the stud .I hated to break it to him but Red Rum was a gelding "
You just picked me up wrong when I said I wanted a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A too young girl invited me to help her reenact a time her stepmum walked in and caught her masturbating.
#1 hell no to the nope
#2 young girls and guys blocked to this day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messages involving piss and other body functions, things they would do until I vomit, and it just got better from there. I honestly can't recall most as I deliberately skim not read and delete asap
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"A guy who went into graphic detail of what he wanted to do when he broke into my house.
One guy who was fully convinced I was a woman he knew and shopped in his local Tesco's despite the fact I live in Down and he was in Kerry.
A guy who wanted me to ride him bareback nope not the way you think but with my horses bridle in his mouth and ride him around his house naked calling him Red Rum the stud .I hated to break it to him but Red Rum was a gelding
You just picked me up wrong when I said I wanted a bit."
sorry bout that Rummy |
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"One if the reason I left fab years ago was because if this.
Woman message me saying her husband found about us and he was gunning for me(never met the woman). Then he messaged me threatening to do me and he had my car reg in the cctv footage from the house and I netter man up and meet him to sort it out.
Tried to explain to them they had the wrong guy. I sent them both a picture to show it wasn't me. It got weird after that, she was convinced I had met her, he saidbu wasn't the guy on the footage but I must of still fucked her as we were both on fab in the same city. In they approached me while out shopping for food. Didn't go to well I ended up popping him one in the mouth after he had tried to head butt me after she had followed me to the car park"
Wtf... what us honestly wrong with people
I can understand why you left after that ...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One if the reason I left fab years ago was because if this.
Woman message me saying her husband found about us and he was gunning for me(never met the woman). Then he messaged me threatening to do me and he had my car reg in the cctv footage from the house and I netter man up and meet him to sort it out.
Tried to explain to them they had the wrong guy. I sent them both a picture to show it wasn't me. It got weird after that, she was convinced I had met her, he saidbu wasn't the guy on the footage but I must of still fucked her as we were both on fab in the same city. In they approached me while out shopping for food. Didn't go to well I ended up popping him one in the mouth after he had tried to head butt me after she had followed me to the car park
Wtf... what us honestly wrong with people
I can understand why you left after that ...
Muppets "
Freaked me out to be honest. Lucky I moved counties for work shortly after that and never had the displeasure of bumping into then again |
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