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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

With this been the only thing talked about can we use it to our advantage

How about you come back to mine and I'll put the turf fire on...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"is that a sod of turf in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on fire

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By *otass and scorpioCouple over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low ………. Feckin too expensive to have them on full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're coming to mine bring some turf we can share the heat

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

Fancy a shag by candlelight i dont want to pay the premium rates

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Come on let's share a shower...you know it makes sense ...saves on the esb bill and conserves water....win win

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you're coming to mine bring some turf we can share the heat

I'll bring a big load of turf for a big load of...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now that batteries are so expensive to replace, I'm fully charged and ready to go

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By *ilthyNightsCouple over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Come over to my place... I've got the central heating on

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Oh my, what a great big oil tank you've got!

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

You need a wash done?

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

Turn off the heating and come to bed!

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

Does your tank need filling?

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By *edknobsMan over a year ago

mullingar

Honestly....its usually bigger .... I just turned off the heating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don’t need that electric blanket.

You got me

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

Do you want to joine me and my friends we are planning to try stay worm together tonight...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, leave the boots on. And the undies. And the jacket, boilers fucked.

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman over a year ago

Behind The Bales

Cannot accommodate.....

no seriously, I Have no accommodation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that an ESB bill in your pants.. Either way I know I'm getting rode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You only drink half pints? Marry me

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"Come over to my place... I've got the central heating on"

Can I use your fuel card for the trip?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"No, leave the boots on. And the undies. And the jacket, boilers fucked.

love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like a walk in forest I need some timber for the fire back home..

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By *ddict82Man over a year ago

dublin

When you said spit roast it thought there be a fire

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

I'll start the job this evening at 9pm; the power cut is scheduled for 9:15; would that be a problem!

Statistically, the birth rate in the UK increased exactly 9 months after the peak of the power cuts in the 1970s!

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By *unFellaMan over a year ago

Derry

Are you a boiler? Because I wish I could turn you on

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By *oingMan over a year ago

co. antrim

Prices aren’t the only thing rising

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman over a year ago

Antrim Town

Can travel, have a full tank of petrol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine and check out my heat pump

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

My gingerbread house is warm and cosy, knew that pandemic toilet paper stash comes in handy one day, white briquettes for Cushelle cosiness.

If you show me yoir your bone I'll warm you up

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By *he zephyrCouple over a year ago

The Sol

Wanna join me in my blanket fort

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