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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah memories
Oh it's out there for the taking.... just have to set your inner sexy free on the outside 
I tried and failed miserably"
Winners never quit & quitters never win.... level up duck 
PMA all the way  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An orgasm a day keeps the cobwebs away  works wonders on the biceps   "
See!!! Side bene's right there.
You'll be buffed and fluffed in no time, all in one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love sex.its even better when theres someone with me
Splurge there sure....do it twice
Takes long enough to get one out  "
Well sure it's fun getting there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this where I sign up for the sex?!
 "
Yes, take a sponsor sheet and two semi-perm tattoo numbers for your ass and shoulder.
You'll need to keep them visible at all times for the judges btw or points off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....
*sigh
Love it all
Sweatier and messier... if those are real words "
They're in my vocabulary.... |
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"Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....
*sigh
Love it all
Sweatier and messier... if those are real words
They're in my vocabulary...."
Animalistic..batshitcrazy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....
*sigh
Love it all
Sweatier and messier... if those are real words
They're in my vocabulary....
Animalistic..batshitcrazy "
Yes to the first
Hell no to the second.... that gets you divorced/blocked/arrested *
*delete as appropriate |
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"Unquenchable thirst for more, harder, deeper, filthier, sweeter, softer, tighter, longer....
*sigh
Love it all
Sweatier and messier... if those are real words
They're in my vocabulary....
Animalistic..batshitcrazy
Yes to the first
Hell no to the second.... that gets you divorced/blocked/arrested *
*delete as appropriate "
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
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Unless it’s chocolate cake  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
Unless it’s chocolate cake "
Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...
only thing missing would be??
Answers on a postcard |
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
Unless it’s chocolate cake
Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...
only thing missing would be??
Answers on a postcard "
Eeh tea... cuddles... or more sex? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
Unless it’s chocolate cake
Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...
only thing missing would be??
Answers on a postcard
Eeh tea... cuddles... or more sex?"
All acceptable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a 3sum last night, the other 2 didn’t turn up but I had a great time
That's the spirit
Bang one out and make them sorry they never came "
Yeah exactly! Their loss  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a 3sum last night, the other 2 didn’t turn up but I had a great time
That's the spirit
Bang one out and make them sorry they never came
Yeah exactly! Their loss "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remind me again, what is it ? "
Okay, so
Part A Part B
(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)
Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh
Got it?
Excellent
See one, do one, teach one
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone in dublin free for a meet? PM me"
Wrong thread.
Take a left, two doors down, then a right, up the stairs, out the back and down to the shed in the corner |
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"Remind me again, what is it ?
Okay, so
Part A Part B
(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)
Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh
Got it?
Excellent
See one, do one, teach one
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Gotcha!
The theory is good, do you teach practical too?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remind me again, what is it ?
Okay, so
Part A Part B
(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)
Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh
Got it?
Excellent
See one, do one, teach one
Gotcha!
The theory is good, do you teach practical too?
"
Alas online classes only for now
No availability for my in person 1-1 sessions for the foreseeable
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"Remind me again, what is it ?
Okay, so
Part A Part B
(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)
Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh
Got it?
Excellent
See one, do one, teach one
Gotcha!
The theory is good, do you teach practical too?
Alas online classes only for now
No availability for my in person 1-1 sessions for the foreseeable
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I'll sign up for a class or two |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remind me again, what is it ?
Okay, so
Part A Part B
(bit of lube if you need, don'tbe shy whack it on/in)
Swoosh, smoosh, sploosh
Got it?
Excellent
See one, do one, teach one
Gotcha!
The theory is good, do you teach practical too?
Alas online classes only for now
No availability for my in person 1-1 sessions for the foreseeable
I'll sign up for a class or two "
Watch this spa e.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
Unless it’s chocolate cake
Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...
only thing missing would be??
Answers on a postcard "
Sex,cake, a blindfold, some soft rope, more sex ,a paddle , toys , more sex ,a shower , some drinks , more cake , a massage, more sex, round it of with laze in a tub full of bubbles with a glass of prosecco to soothe the aching muscles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
Unless it’s chocolate cake
Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...
only thing missing would be??
Answers on a postcard
Sex,cake, a blindfold, some soft rope, more sex ,a paddle , toys , more sex ,a shower , some drinks , more cake , a massage, more sex, round it of with laze in a tub full of bubbles with a glass of prosecco to soothe the aching muscles "
Where have you been all my life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
Unless it’s chocolate cake
Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...
only thing missing would be??
Answers on a postcard
Sex,cake, a blindfold, some soft rope, more sex ,a paddle , toys , more sex ,a shower , some drinks , more cake , a massage, more sex, round it of with laze in a tub full of bubbles with a glass of prosecco to soothe the aching muscles
Where have you been all my life "
I've been down in the shed where you sent the fella earlier...waiting for a meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
Unless it’s chocolate cake
Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...
only thing missing would be??
Answers on a postcard
Sex,cake, a blindfold, some soft rope, more sex ,a paddle , toys , more sex ,a shower , some drinks , more cake , a massage, more sex, round it of with laze in a tub full of bubbles with a glass of prosecco to soothe the aching muscles
Where have you been all my life
I've been down in the shed where you sent the fella earlier...waiting for a meet "
Ahahahaha was he good? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
For sure
And you can't rely on others to just come and serve it to your table.... got to go get yours
Unless it’s chocolate cake
Oh my the trifecta of heaven ....sex + cake +...
only thing missing would be??
Answers on a postcard
Sex,cake, a blindfold, some soft rope, more sex ,a paddle , toys , more sex ,a shower , some drinks , more cake , a massage, more sex, round it of with laze in a tub full of bubbles with a glass of prosecco to soothe the aching muscles
Where have you been all my life
I've been down in the shed where you sent the fella earlier...waiting for a meet
Ahahahaha was he good?"
He was already gone by the time I got there....lack of patience perhaps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s great but not often enough  "
It's quite literally... in your hands
Enjoy the little things in life as well as the big
No one there to interrupt your orgasm with 'can you go a bit faster?' Or 'just up a bit and to the left'... right as it's hitting the mark for you yourself |
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over a year ago
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"No one to get annoyed if you stop to answer a text that you know is a sext from a hottie
Advocating the benefits of self care there yeah "
Solo sex is a different kind of satisfying but variety is the spicier side of life |
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"No one to get annoyed if you stop to answer a text that you know is a sext from a hottie
Advocating the benefits of self care there yeah
Solo sex is a different kind of satisfying but variety is the spicier side of life "
Absolutely, and there are also so many spices to be experienced |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How may chili's do you like?
Many? Not sure , I like a bit of a kick in a dish, but not the anaphylactic shock strength type chillis"
3 out of 5 then |
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over a year ago
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"Is this where I sign up for the sex?!
Yes, take a sponsor sheet and two semi-perm tattoo numbers for your ass and shoulder.
You'll need to keep them visible at all times for the judges btw or points off "
All set here! Ass tattoo might need a final bit of pressure to insure successful skin contact. A few slaps should do it! |
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over a year ago
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"Is this where I sign up for the sex?!
Yes, take a sponsor sheet and two semi-perm tattoo numbers for your ass and shoulder.
You'll need to keep them visible at all times for the judges btw or points off
All set here! Ass tattoo might need a final bit of pressure to insure successful skin contact. A few slaps should do it! "
Assume the position |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ooohhh it's Friday..... time to get the good knickers out & all spruced up for some hot weekend nights and fun sex
Making plans and titillating can be as exciting as the fun itself
Who enjoys pregaming with a naughty sext or challenge... wearing something TO your date or meet to get your party started |
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"Sex???whats that?what do you eat with? "
Best to approach as you would an allyoucaneat lobster buffet....
Clear the decks, don't wear anything you won't mind getting messy and dig in with both hands and mouth and whatever you need til the sweet buttery juices are flowing and dripping from your chin
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"Sex???whats that?what do you eat with?
Best to approach as you would an allyoucaneat lobster buffet....
Clear the decks, don't wear anything you won't mind getting messy and dig in with both hands and mouth and whatever you need til the sweet buttery juices are flowing and dripping from your chin
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Oh ffs ... no wonder i never had it.i dont do seafood |
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"Sex???whats that?what do you eat with?
Best to approach as you would an allyoucaneat lobster buffet....
Clear the decks, don't wear anything you won't mind getting messy and dig in with both hands and mouth and whatever you need til the sweet buttery juices are flowing and dripping from your chin
Oh ffs ... no wonder i never had it.i dont do seafood "
Lol
As you would not as you do |
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