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"There are dick pics.. and there are poke-you-in-the-eye/zoomed in slit/I'm cumming for you! dick pics...
No judgement.. just curious who likes this angle? "
Maybe hold the phone a little further away   |
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90%+ of the compliments I get on my dick pics are from men and if someone in a couple finds the physical dick fascinating it's always the male, with women regarding it as simply the business end of a whole package.
I'm beginning to think they're more like territorial birdsong; a male performance for males, which establishes an environment suitable for a mating call targeting females.
I enjoy my dick pics enough that I leave them up despite how often women say they'd be more attracted to a shirtless pic. |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
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Decent dick to no-dick pic ratio 
Are those actually plasters on you?"
Ya, I think there might have been something on the forum about male grooming or being careful shaving at the time (just to ad some context…. )
Plasters are normal size….. |
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"TINY bit of judgy"
I don't mind that others may enjoy this angle (or anything).. asking if anyone enjoys something doesn't mean I'm judging them and putting a light hearted spin on the question carries no intention that I think lesser of anyone.
I'm simply curious about how other people perceive things. Not sure how to ask how people feel about things without asking?  |
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"The point being that a lot of dick photos make more sense if you realise the poster is fluffing their plumage as best they can rather than presenting an attractive vista for mates."
Like a bunch of birds of paradise we are   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Decent dick to no-dick pic ratio
Are those actually plasters on you?
Ya, I think there might have been something on the forum about male grooming or being careful shaving at the time (just to ad some context…. )
Plasters are normal size….. "
That's a good scale-evidencer there
(Yes I know that's not a word ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only time I want to nearly have my eye poked by a duck would be in person
(OK so I meant dick but that's funny)
I presume you got my message to day I'm bringing a duck home for you  "
Would expect nothing less.from ya lol |
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"There are dick pics.. and there are poke-you-in-the-eye/zoomed in slit/I'm cumming for you! dick pics...
No judgement.. just curious who likes this angle? "
Very short sighted people, No brainer really |
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"The point being that a lot of dick photos make more sense if you realise the poster is fluffing their plumage as best they can rather than presenting an attractive vista for mates."
This made me laugh... Im not sure if its true but its an interesting perspective. and my mind works well with metaphors  MsF |
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