Too many pics on your profile?
Need a clearout?
Now's your chance to freshen things up.
What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?
What are you willing to give up for new boobies?
Who would you like to swap with and why?
Get your haggle on! |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..  
Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?"
Roll it up the flagpole and see…..
I have a spare tire if you’re looking….  |
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"Too many pics on your profile?
Need a clearout?
Now's your chance to freshen things up.
What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?
What are you willing to give up for new boobies?
Who would you like to swap with and why?
Get your haggle on!"
Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF  |
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"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..
Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?
Roll it up the flagpole and see…..
I have a spare tire if you’re looking…. "
Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches |
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"Too many pics on your profile?
Need a clearout?
Now's your chance to freshen things up.
What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?
What are you willing to give up for new boobies?
Who would you like to swap with and why?
Get your haggle on!
Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF "
What about perky moobs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got some nips pics i'm trading for some decent jokes, need to be funny, No giggle, no nipple
Only the single nip visible, like not giving both of them away for free
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"Too many pics on your profile?
Need a clearout?
Now's your chance to freshen things up.
What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?
What are you willing to give up for new boobies?
Who would you like to swap with and why?
Get your haggle on!
Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF
What about perky moobs?"
Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..
Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?
Roll it up the flagpole and see…..
I have a spare tire if you’re looking….
Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches "
Ah feck it, I just realised where I went wrong, I read the advice for perfect abs as 50 Crunchies a day, I was wondering why it wasn’t working….. |
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"I've got some nips pics i'm trading for some decent jokes, need to be funny, No giggle, no nipple
Only the single nip visible, like not giving both of them away for free
"
Will you take an outy belly button in lieu of a joke? I know a woman... |
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"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..
Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?
Roll it up the flagpole and see…..
I have a spare tire if you’re looking….
Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches
Ah feck it, I just realised where I went wrong, I read the advice for perfect abs as 50 Crunchies a day, I was wondering why it wasn’t working….. "
Shoulda gone to Specsavers |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Too many pics on your profile?
Need a clearout?
Now's your chance to freshen things up.
What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?
What are you willing to give up for new boobies?
Who would you like to swap with and why?
Get your haggle on!
Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF
What about perky moobs?
Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders "
Do grease nipples count? |
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"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..
Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?
Roll it up the flagpole and see…..
I have a spare tire if you’re looking….
Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches
Ah feck it, I just realised where I went wrong, I read the advice for perfect abs as 50 Crunchies a day, I was wondering why it wasn’t working….. "
TCIF
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I’m looking for a few 255/55R19 tyres at the moment, willing to send a video…..
Is there a market for tyre balancing videos?
Roll it up the flagpole and see…..
I have a spare tire if you’re looking….
Took me long enough to get rid of the last one. All those crunches
Ah feck it, I just realised where I went wrong, I read the advice for perfect abs as 50 Crunchies a day, I was wondering why it wasn’t working…..
Shoulda gone to Specsavers "
I need to do that too….  |
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"Too many pics on your profile?
Need a clearout?
Now's your chance to freshen things up.
What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?
What are you willing to give up for new boobies?
Who would you like to swap with and why?
Get your haggle on!
Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF
What about perky moobs?
Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders
Do grease nipples count?"
Well thats got me curious... but you know the saying about curiousity and cats....  |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Too many pics on your profile?
Need a clearout?
Now's your chance to freshen things up.
What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?
What are you willing to give up for new boobies?
Who would you like to swap with and why?
Get your haggle on!
Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF
What about perky moobs?
Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders
Do grease nipples count?
Well thats got me curious... but you know the saying about curiousity and cats.... "
That too many Crunchies made it fat?….. |
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"Too many pics on your profile?
Need a clearout?
Now's your chance to freshen things up.
What have you got to offer in exchange for a new cock?
What are you willing to give up for new boobies?
Who would you like to swap with and why?
Get your haggle on!
Id like to try some perky boobs please. Will offer an outy belly button! MsF
What about perky moobs?
Ehhhmmmm .... Any other bidders
Do grease nipples count?
Well thats got me curious... but you know the saying about curiousity and cats....
That too many Crunchies made it fat?….. "
Are you here to bid or just tyre kicking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics
I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature"
Wanna team up DD?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics
Take two paracetamol and buy an oodie.  "
Had to Google an oodie 
Got night nurse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics "
Fun fact, rectal thermometry is generally regarded as the most accurate means of temperature-taking 
Like I have digital ones here but accuracy is the key in situations like this  |
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over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics
I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature
Wanna team up DD?? "
Oh that could be fun  |
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"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us"
Speaking from experience this is an excellent approach.
On my deathbed a few years ago with Manflu and as a last resort I started a thread and the fab nurses brought me back from the brink. |
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"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us
Speaking from experience this is an excellent approach.
On my deathbed a few years ago with Manflu and as a last resort I started a thread and the fab nurses brought me back from the brink. "
There aftercare had been even better |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us
Speaking from experience this is an excellent approach.
On my deathbed a few years ago with Manflu and as a last resort I started a thread and the fab nurses brought me back from the brink. "
Oh the dreaded Manflu! I'm sure there were many willing hands to help I've had a couple CVs sent in already |
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By *oudicaWoman
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
"I have an empty spare side of my king side bed that I’m willing to swap for an MFM
Memory Foam Mattress? "
 Thankfully I already have one of those and it’s helped make some amazing memories for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us
Do you accept qualifications from Sydney University?"
I've seen your hoovering techniques what's your bedside manner like |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Me and DD are currently taking applications for a male nurse... please forward CVs to either of us
Do you accept qualifications from Sydney University?
I've seen your hoovering techniques what's your bedside manner like"
Exemplary…… |
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"I'll swap a Benny Hill vid for a goolie pic
Not enough goolie pics on Fab 
I think I've an old "crow pose" picture somewhere with hints of goolie, what would that fetch us? "
That would be old news for us. We've seen your giggleberries plenty of times before |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I'll swap a Benny Hill vid for a goolie pic
Not enough goolie pics on Fab "
Giving away videos but not CD’s I notice….
I’ve pics all over the place, anything on Betamax? |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics
I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature
Wanna team up DD??
Oh that could be fun "
Triple D's
"I can offer some used dddd bras..
Can be repurposed as a hammock. "
The stakes have just been raised…. |
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""I'm looking for a male nurse to help me help ease my cold, willing to trade pics
I'm still waiting for the doctor to come take my tempetature
Wanna team up DD??
Oh that could be fun "
Triple D's
I can offer some used dddd bras..
Can be repurposed as a hammock.
The stakes have just been raised…. "
In the immortal words of Paul Hardcastle.......D-D-D-D-DIDDIES |
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