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Awk it's a classic that's always a wee bit of fun and a great way to get to know people too!
Maybe even provide some interesting conversation starters for some 
It's exactly what it says on the tin! Post three things about yourself; two of which are true and one that's a lie!
Then see if anyone can figure out the tall tale..
1) I have a fear of open water
2) I am a massive chess 'nerd'
3) I am keeping check on the "Condoms for the girthier man" thread for personal reasons 
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"Awk it's a classic that's always a wee bit of fun and a great way to get to know people too!
Maybe even provide some interesting conversation starters for some
It's exactly what it says on the tin! Post three things about yourself; two of which are true and one that's a lie!
Then see if anyone can figure out the tall tale..
1) I have a fear of open water
2) I am a massive chess 'nerd'
3) I am keeping check on the "Condoms for the girthier man" thread for personal reasons
MrF "
Gonna take a punt and say 1 is the porky, and you're just bragging about the 3rd lol |
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"1) I have been on the beer with Iron Maiden.
2) I have been on the beer with Faithless.
3) I have been on the Beer with Radiohead."
Ah here - does it really matter which band you didn't go on the beer with? 
1) I was a passenger on a plane which had to do an emergency landing
2) I survived a serious car crash where the car was written off
3) I've done time in a psychiatric institution |
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"1) I have been on the beer with Iron Maiden.
2) I have been on the beer with Faithless.
3) I have been on the Beer with Radiohead.
Ah here - does it really matter which band you didn't go on the beer with?
1) I was a passenger on a plane which had to do an emergency landing
2) I survived a serious car crash where the car was written off
3) I've done time in a psychiatric institution "
1 is a lie |
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"1) I have been on the beer with Iron Maiden.
2) I have been on the beer with Faithless.
3) I have been on the Beer with Radiohead.
Ah here - does it really matter which band you didn't go on the beer with?
1) I was a passenger on a plane which had to do an emergency landing
2) I survived a serious car crash where the car was written off
3) I've done time in a psychiatric institution
1 is a lie "
Only just - captain's seat wasn't locked into position on takeoff, the tail took damage when he pulled up too far as his seat slid back. Had to circle for a couple of hours to drop fuel before landing at a different airport - not knowing how much damage was done and how the landing would go.  |
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1. I once got locked into a hotel toilet and was stuck there an hour
2. I once ended up in a pub with a load of tv/cd
3. I won a substantial amount on a scratchcard |
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"1. I once got locked into a hotel toilet and was stuck there an hour
2. I once ended up in a pub with a load of tv/cd
3. I won a substantial amount on a scratchcard
3 is a lie
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Should have made it more difficult
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"I was conceived in a tent on the south island of new Zealand
I was on a flight that had to do an emergency landing and mine was the only oxygen mask working
I have dual nationality "
1 is a lie |
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"1) I have been on the beer with Iron Maiden.
2) I have been on the beer with Faithless.
3) I have been on the Beer with Radiohead.
Ah here - does it really matter which band you didn't go on the beer with? "
Ha ha. It does to me. I would have loved to have had beers with Radiohead but unfortunately have not had the opportunity to date. |
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"1) I have been on the beer with Iron Maiden.
2) I have been on the beer with Faithless.
3) I have been on the Beer with Radiohead.
Ah here - does it really matter which band you didn't go on the beer with?
Ha ha. It does to me. I would have loved to have had beers with Radiohead but unfortunately have not had the opportunity to date."
Watch your heads .. some serious name bombs going down here
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"*Bought a pint by James Hetfield
*Don't drive
*I'm vegan
You should drive ... but you don't why ? "
Honestly it was laziness. worked retail security in dublin for yrs WASN'T paying half a day's wages in parking AND I can snooze on the bus, people get hurt if I did that driving |
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"*Bought a pint by James Hetfield
*Don't drive
*I'm vegan
3rd one is a lie.
Bingo!
Don't understand Vegans if I'm honest
I'm so good...  
your profile says otherwise
Meaning? "
just being cheeky is all  |
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"*Bought a pint by James Hetfield
*Don't drive
*I'm vegan
3rd one is a lie.
Bingo!
Don't understand Vegans if I'm honest
I'm so good...
your profile says otherwise
Meaning?
just being cheeky is all "
Are you flirting with me? |
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"*Bought a pint by James Hetfield
*Don't drive
*I'm vegan
3rd one is a lie.
Bingo!
Don't understand Vegans if I'm honest
I'm so good...
your profile says otherwise
Meaning?
just being cheeky is all
Are you flirting with me? "
who knows |
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"*Bought a pint by James Hetfield
*Don't drive
*I'm vegan
3rd one is a lie.
Bingo!
Don't understand Vegans if I'm honest
I'm so good...
your profile says otherwise
Meaning?
just being cheeky is all
Are you flirting with me? who knows "
Are we getting shy now? |
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"*Bought a pint by James Hetfield
*Don't drive
*I'm vegan
3rd one is a lie.
Bingo!
Don't understand Vegans if I'm honest
I'm so good...
your profile says otherwise
Meaning?
just being cheeky is all
Are you flirting with me? who knows
Are we getting shy now? "
Hardly a shy person in fairness if I'm on here now am I? |
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"I was conceived in a tent on the south island of new Zealand
I was on a flight that had to do an emergency landing and mine was the only oxygen mask working
I have dual nationality
No one isn't the lie
1 is a lie "
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"I used to be a woman
I sang with Gary lightbody
I beat Alex Higgins at snooker"
No 1 is the lie
My sister's house burnt down
I own lake frontage
I attended 10 different formal school settings, primary, secondary and third level. |
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"No 1 is the lie
My sister's house burnt down
I own lake frontage
I attended 10 different formal school settings, primary, secondary and third level."
We'll say the first one...because it was actually your house that burnt down...and it was your sister that did it!!
*Eastenders theme* |
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"I used to be a woman
I sang with Gary lightbody
I beat Alex Higgins at snooker
No 1 is the lie
My sister's house burnt down
I own lake frontage
I attended 10 different formal school settings, primary, secondary and third level."
No2 fib |
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1. Represented Ireland in a baseball tour of USA 
2. Performed a comedy gig in front of 5,000 people
3. Completed a marathon with zero minutes of training
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"1. I've met James Brown
2. I've met The Corrs
3. I've met Tom Jones"
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine... i'm guessing #2 is a lie and i'm super impressed if #1 is true  |
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"No 1 is the lie
My sister's house burnt down
I own lake frontage
I attended 10 different formal school settings, primary, secondary and third level.
We'll say the first one...because it was actually your house that burnt down...and it was your sister that did it!!
*Eastenders theme*"
No, it's true, her house did burn down
No 2 is the lie |
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"1. I've met James Brown
2. I've met The Corrs
3. I've met Tom Jones
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine... i'm guessing #2 is a lie and i'm super impressed if #1 is true "
#2 is technically a lie as we didn't speak etc but I did a small job for them  |
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"1. I've met James Brown
2. I've met The Corrs
3. I've met Tom Jones
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine... i'm guessing #2 is a lie and i'm super impressed if #1 is true
#2 is technically a lie as we didn't speak etc but I did a small job for them "
Ahhh your going to leave me hanging about Jimmy B?
What was Mr James Brown like to meet? |
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"1. I've met James Brown
2. I've met The Corrs
3. I've met Tom Jones
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine... i'm guessing #2 is a lie and i'm super impressed if #1 is true
#2 is technically a lie as we didn't speak etc but I did a small job for them
Ahhh your going to leave me hanging about Jimmy B?
What was Mr James Brown like to meet? "
Short, petit, polite, softly spoken. An honest to god rockstar though... old school charisma and very very cool
His ladies were quite the opposite but also very polite
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What was Mr James Brown like to meet?
Short, petit, polite, softly spoken. An honest to god rockstar though... old school charisma and very very cool
His ladies were quite the opposite but also very polite
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That is class .... just as you would expect him to be based on all stories about him
Not every day you get to meet a living legend , I hope James was grateful for his oppertunity to meet one |
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What was Mr James Brown like to meet?
Short, petit, polite, softly spoken. An honest to god rockstar though... old school charisma and very very cool
His ladies were quite the opposite but also very polite
That is class .... just as you would expect him to be based on all stories about him
Not every day you get to meet a living legend , I hope James was grateful for his oppertunity to meet one "
Smooooooooth
He was a gentleman |
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"*I collect doll's heads
*I'm allergic to cats
*I'm afraid of butterflies
The first one, hopefully, otherwise I forsee a Netflix documentary in your future!  "
Yes it's the first one but only because just one creepy doll's head doesn't constitute a collection... |
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"*I collect doll's heads
*I'm allergic to cats
*I'm afraid of butterflies
The first one, hopefully, otherwise I forsee a Netflix documentary in your future!
Yes it's the first one but only because just one creepy doll's head doesn't constitute a collection... "
Is your other half afraid of hurricanes ?? |
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"1. Have walked on fire
2. Coached kids swimming but can’t swim
3. Met Sean Lock on holiday years ago
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3 is the lie, think I passed him in the street but wasn’t 100% sure it was him |
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"1. Have walked on fire
2. Coached kids swimming but can’t swim
3. Met Sean Lock on holiday years ago
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3 is the lie, think I passed him in the street but wasn’t 100% sure it was him"
Did you have to lie for no2 to be true |
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"I was an all Ireland under 12 Ballroom dancing champion
Gay byrne once mistook me for an actor and we had a conversation before I told him he was mixed up
Prefer cats to dogs"
Number...three!
I thought you were Tom Hardy too myself sure! |
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"I was an all Ireland under 12 Ballroom dancing champion
Gay byrne once mistook me for an actor and we had a conversation before I told him he was mixed up
Prefer cats to dogs
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No1 is the lie. Im confident |
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"I was an all Ireland under 12 Ballroom dancing champion
Gay byrne once mistook me for an actor and we had a conversation before I told him he was mixed up
Prefer cats to dogs
No1 is the lie. Im confident "
Sorry i was out in the sun....you were right the first time ....dont like cats |
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"I was an all Ireland under 12 Ballroom dancing champion
Gay byrne once mistook me for an actor and we had a conversation before I told him he was mixed up
Prefer cats to dogs
No1 is the lie. Im confident
Sorry i was out in the sun....you were right the first time ....dont like cats "
Miaowwww |
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"1.I drove for for Eddie Jordan.
2. I got shot during a shop robbery.
3. My feet are 2 different sizes so I always have to buy 2 pairs of shoes."
Gonna say 3 is the lie. The other two sound like interesting stories though! |
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1. I played trad with a touring group until I was 16.
2. I pebble dashed a garda car with vomit and got dropped home the first night I drank.
3. I knocked myself out during my first driving test. Slammed my head on the rim of the car door, instructor had to call an ambulance and wait with me. Didn't even fail, he just postponed the test! |
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"1.I drove for for Eddie Jordan.
2. I got shot during a shop robbery.
3. My feet are 2 different sizes so I always have to buy 2 pairs of shoes.
Gonna say 3 is the lie. The other two sound like interesting stories though!"
That's correct. |
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