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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The poor me I can't get a meet threads are wearing a bit thin. So I think it's time I put my teacher hat on and teach some Fab maths this morning. So all quite down at the back please
Let's look at this can't get the ride as a maths problem. Currently there are over 300 men online and 50 women online. Out of that 50 women some are here just for the forums some aren't meeting and some girls only go to parties some only want to post pictures and chat. So out of that 50 on average 25 girls might be looking to meet. Most women will have a few conversations going they'll start subtracting and deleting the ones that aren't going anywhere and continue to add more. So it's the same men that have the winning numbers here and get to divide ladies legs because they understand this equation. So I suggest you all sharpen your trouser pencils and get to work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The denominator value (num of women) is unlikely to change drastically compared to the ratio of men joining the site.
The only way it is viable that majority of the population of this site is kept happy and get meets is ...
If that 25 women decide to have mfm that's 50 men or 16% satisfied ratio
If the 25 women decided to have mmmf that's 75 men or 25% satisfied ratio
mmmmf = 33% satisfied ratio
mmmmmf = 41% satisfied ratio
If the 25 women really want to balance things up and give 100% satisfaction to everyone then they need to arrange and agree to mmmmmmmmmmmmf to keep everyone satisfied
Simple maths
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I hope as a maths teacher you got the stocking with the short skirt and white blouse with a meter stick to keep your students aroused but kept in line "
I have a big strap under that skirt on to teach them a lesson... |
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By *lassic guyMan
over a year ago
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"The poor me I can't get a meet threads are wearing a bit thin. So I think it's time I put my teacher hat on and teach some Fab maths this morning. So all quite down at the back please
Let's look at this can't get the ride as a maths problem. Currently there are over 300 men online and 50 women online. Out of that 50 women some are here just for the forums some aren't meeting and some girls only go to parties some only want to post pictures and chat. So out of that 50 on average 25 girls might be looking to meet. Most women will have a few conversations going they'll start subtracting and deleting the ones that aren't going anywhere and continue to add more. So it's the same men that have the winning numbers here and get to divide ladies legs because they understand this equation. So I suggest you all sharpen your trouser pencils and get to work "
unfortunately some guys don't look at it like that some look at it as it a sex site so if your on line then you have to have sex why else are you on here so I'm afraid they have a lot to learn yet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The poor me I can't get a meet threads are wearing a bit thin. So I think it's time I put my teacher hat on and teach some Fab maths this morning. So all quite down at the back please
Let's look at this can't get the ride as a maths problem. Currently there are over 300 men online and 50 women online. Out of that 50 women some are here just for the forums some aren't meeting and some girls only go to parties some only want to post pictures and chat. So out of that 50 on average 25 girls might be looking to meet. Most women will have a few conversations going they'll start subtracting and deleting the ones that aren't going anywhere and continue to add more. So it's the same men that have the winning numbers here and get to divide ladies legs because they understand this equation. So I suggest you all sharpen your trouser pencils and get to work unfortunately some guys don't look at it like that some look at it as it a sex site so if your on line then you have to have sex why else are you on here so I'm afraid they have a lot to learn yet "
Horny Mammys are in your area right now |
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"The poor me I can't get a meet threads are wearing a bit thin. So I think it's time I put my teacher hat on and teach some Fab maths this morning. So all quite down at the back please
Let's look at this can't get the ride as a maths problem. Currently there are over 300 men online and 50 women online. Out of that 50 women some are here just for the forums some aren't meeting and some girls only go to parties some only want to post pictures and chat. So out of that 50 on average 25 girls might be looking to meet. Most women will have a few conversations going they'll start subtracting and deleting the ones that aren't going anywhere and continue to add more. So it's the same men that have the winning numbers here and get to divide ladies legs because they understand this equation. So I suggest you all sharpen your trouser pencils and get to work unfortunately some guys don't look at it like that some look at it as it a sex site so if your on line then you have to have sex why else are you on here so I'm afraid they have a lot to learn yet "
Tbf it is an eye opener when you hit up fab first to see so many ladies who never meet, behave like ego maniacs  post pictures all the time  (not saying some guys don't) when its a swinger (
the practice of engaging in group sex or the swapping of sexual partners within a group, especially on a habitual basis) site.
It's actually funny how often you see woman explaining to guys how you shouldn't expect to find a sex partner on a sex site 
Alas this has always be the mentality by many on fab ... |
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"The poor me I can't get a meet threads are wearing a bit thin. So I think it's time I put my teacher hat on and teach some Fab maths this morning. So all quite down at the back please
Let's look at this can't get the ride as a maths problem. Currently there are over 300 men online and 50 women online. Out of that 50 women some are here just for the forums some aren't meeting and some girls only go to parties some only want to post pictures and chat. So out of that 50 on average 25 girls might be looking to meet. Most women will have a few conversations going they'll start subtracting and deleting the ones that aren't going anywhere and continue to add more. So it's the same men that have the winning numbers here and get to divide ladies legs because they understand this equation. So I suggest you all sharpen your trouser pencils and get to work unfortunately some guys don't look at it like that some look at it as it a sex site so if your on line then you have to have sex why else are you on here so I'm afraid they have a lot to learn yet
Horny Mammys are in your area right now "
Less of the mammies please
I'll just take the aunties thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are a number of things to factor into the equation. The end product on Fab for any user is to evaluate all variables and figure out if there can be an outcome at a midpoint that allows two bodies to merge and if the correct chord is established then tessalation is not a consideration and bodies will overlap expressing curves and angles to find a functional formula that will produce a product of frequent and constant value. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The answer to your question made me sad so I made up my own...I now think the answer is West Germany!
On a side note I think I might need some detention too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The poor me I can't get a meet threads are wearing a bit thin. So I think it's time I put my teacher hat on and teach some Fab maths this morning. So all quite down at the back please
Let's look at this can't get the ride as a maths problem. Currently there are over 300 men online and 50 women online. Out of that 50 women some are here just for the forums some aren't meeting and some girls only go to parties some only want to post pictures and chat. So out of that 50 on average 25 girls might be looking to meet. Most women will have a few conversations going they'll start subtracting and deleting the ones that aren't going anywhere and continue to add more. So it's the same men that have the winning numbers here and get to divide ladies legs because they understand this equation. So I suggest you all sharpen your trouser pencils and get to work "
I think there's no lead in my trouser pencil... He's looking very glum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are a number of things to factor into the equation. The end product on Fab for any user is to evaluate all variables and figure out if there can be an outcome at a midpoint that allows two bodies to merge and if the correct chord is established then tessalation is not a consideration and bodies will overlap expressing curves and angles to find a functional formula that will produce a product of frequent and constant value.
Frequent and constant value ?
How that going for ya ? "
I have the sum of two bodies to enjoy frequently |
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I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up  |
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up "
....having gone through all of that you can zero in on the one. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up "
Someone has to break it to you: your selection process is flawed and needs a good tuning. You're basically saying there's no good lads on here.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What time is the communication
class at Miss
Maths was never a strong point for my self....but I'm very aware that the ratio challege that exists on this platform
Communication and taking time to read a profile will give a person an idea of what that profile is looking for here....
No profile is responsible for another profiles expectations of what someone is doing on a swinger site...
The "we are all looking for the same thing" assumption leads to an attitude and practice of
I can address you the way I like in making contact with people...which is juvenile and reeks of ignorance |
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up
Someone has to break it to you: your selection process is flawed and needs a good tuning. You're basically saying there's no good lads on here...."
Not saying that at all!
What I'm actually saying is that it is just as hard women and couples to find a perfect match as it is for single guys to find whoever matches them.
Missus |
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Forget the maths, forgot the percentages. Be polite and chat, don't be a dick, come out of your own arse.
One of the best meets I had came from the forums. They had originally blocked me for why I didn't ask. Had some banter on the forums, unblocked, private banter, met, and now I class as a good friend |
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"The denominator value (num of women) is unlikely to change drastically compared to the ratio of men joining the site.
The only way it is viable that majority of the population of this site is kept happy and get meets is ...
If that 25 women decide to have mfm that's 50 men or 16% satisfied ratio
If the 25 women decided to have mmmf that's 75 men or 25% satisfied ratio
mmmmf = 33% satisfied ratio
mmmmmf = 41% satisfied ratio
If the 25 women really want to balance things up and give 100% satisfaction to everyone then they need to arrange and agree to mmmmmmmmmmmmf to keep everyone satisfied
Simple maths
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Gangbangs for everyone!
If we could get these women to make themselves known, so all of us poor men that ain't getting no action can get in contact with you!
Look forward to hearing from you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up
Someone has to break it to you: your selection process is flawed and needs a good tuning. You're basically saying there's no good lads on here....
Not saying that at all!
What I'm actually saying is that it is just as hard women and couples to find a perfect match as it is for single guys to find whoever matches them.
Missus "
As always Missus you are right. People complain it's hard to find a Unicorn it's even harder to find that elusive male Unihorn |
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"There are a number of things to factor into the equation. The end product on Fab for any user is to evaluate all variables and figure out if there can be an outcome at a midpoint that allows two bodies to merge and if the correct chord is established then tessalation is not a consideration and bodies will overlap expressing curves and angles to find a functional formula that will produce a product of frequent and constant value."
That was a mouthful in one sentence |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Having just paid 20 quid to view (all the men) no ladies viewing my profile, and then reading the maths equation, i looking a refund, could of bought a days electricity with that!"
Dont forget most of the ladies prefer to view profiles in Ninja mode....well thats what I tell myself as I weep gently falling asleep at night |
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"Having just paid 20 quid to view (all the men) no ladies viewing my profile, and then reading the maths equation, i looking a refund, could of bought a days electricity with that!
Dont forget most of the ladies prefer to view profiles in Ninja mode....well thats what I tell myself as I weep gently falling asleep at night "
A bit like us  |
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up
Someone has to break it to you: your selection process is flawed and needs a good tuning. You're basically saying there's no good lads on here....
Not saying that at all!
What I'm actually saying is that it is just as hard women and couples to find a perfect match as it is for single guys to find whoever matches them.
Missus "
No its not tbf  |
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up
Someone has to break it to you: your selection process is flawed and needs a good tuning. You're basically saying there's no good lads on here....
Not saying that at all!
What I'm actually saying is that it is just as hard women and couples to find a perfect match as it is for single guys to find whoever matches them.
Missus
As always Missus you are right. People complain it's hard to find a Unicorn it's even harder to find that elusive male Unihorn "
This! Male unicorns are just as difficult to find as female ones |
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up
Someone has to break it to you: your selection process is flawed and needs a good tuning. You're basically saying there's no good lads on here....
Not saying that at all!
What I'm actually saying is that it is just as hard women and couples to find a perfect match as it is for single guys to find whoever matches them.
Missus
No its not tbf "
I would agree with Missus. She did say "perfect match" and that makes it much more difficult to find. |
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up
Someone has to break it to you: your selection process is flawed and needs a good tuning. You're basically saying there's no good lads on here....
Not saying that at all!
What I'm actually saying is that it is just as hard women and couples to find a perfect match as it is for single guys to find whoever matches them.
Missus
No its not tbf
I would agree with Missus. She did say "perfect match" and that makes it much more difficult to find."
Exactly. I mean what's the point in arranging any kind of meets with someone new, who you have no common interests in, don't get along with them or don't find them attractive just because they're nearby or are your preffered gender  |
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"I'd like to add to this...
Out of 500 men there will always be 300 who are too far away.
Out of left over 200 there will be 70 who are too old or too young.
Out of 130 left over there will be 50 who are attached/married.
Out of 70 left over there will be 35 who aren't that particular woman's type in one way or another.
Out of that 35 left over 30 conversations will just fizzle out within 5 messages ("hi, how are you" conversations tend to do that).
Out of 5 that are left over 3 will always have commitments and are never available.
Out of 2 left over - one will produce a bouquet of red flags.
Arrange a coffee or a game of pool or whatever else with that last person - they don't show up
Someone has to break it to you: your selection process is flawed and needs a good tuning. You're basically saying there's no good lads on here....
Not saying that at all!
What I'm actually saying is that it is just as hard women and couples to find a perfect match as it is for single guys to find whoever matches them.
Missus
No its not tbf
I would agree with Missus. She did say "perfect match" and that makes it much more difficult to find.
Exactly. I mean what's the point in arranging any kind of meets with someone new, who you have no common interests in, don't get along with them or don't find them attractive just because they're nearby or are your preffered gender "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Reminds me of that old joke ,
The average penis is 6inches long, and the average vagina is 7 inches deep , that's loads of spare pussy to go around,
BUT !!!!!!
using the numbers provided by RRL, THERES A HELLVA lot of spare cock going around, ladies choice and lots of "hey" messages from faceless straight guy profiles..... |
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