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Open up, it’s the GARDAI
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As the title above says:
Loud knock on your front door, shouts to open up it’s the Gardai!! What’s the first thing you would try and hide before opening the door?
For me it’s the lubed fleshlight that’s sitting beside me on the couch  plus my throbbing knighthood  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one thing I wouldn't hide would be mirrors. I'd run get as many full length mirrors as possible before opening the door so they are forced to look at their stupid new uniforms for the entire time they were inside... |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
By the time the police are knocking on your front door it is too late; hardened and experienced criminals such as myself (I jest) have implemented contingency plans years in advance of such a scenario to obviate the possibility that anything seriously incriminating is on my premises or at any location connected to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd hope the Guards wouldn't be knocking doors in Antrim  "
My thoughts too. But if it was the old RUC then no point in hiding anything as they’d find it . The PSNI? Well you could just put a sheet over your head like the Monty Python film  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From "over heard in Dublin"
4 lads sitting in a car chilling out as ya do.
Knock on the window
"How ya lads we"re the Gards
Response
"How ya Gards we're the lads
Classic
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By *apncookMan
over a year ago
Somewhere you aren't |
"I'd hope the Guards wouldn't be knocking doors in Antrim
My thoughts too. But if it was the old RUC then no point in hiding anything as they’d find it . The PSNI? Well you could just put a sheet over your head like the Monty Python film "
They'd probably join and make ghost noises with you |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Even if the Garda Siochana or the PSNI do now enter a property legitimately, the youthfulness, inexperience and lack of commitment to the job, means that any search in the majority of circumstances will be cursory and perfunctorily executed.
The real well organised professional criminal gangs, are always many steps ahead; the criminal justice system is always playing catchup.
Only the dim, naive and unintelligent miscreants in society are the ones who are caught, with their trousers down. |
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By *oradMan
over a year ago
South Central Dublin |
Had this at a party in.. oh.. 2009?
Italian quarter, penthouse level. A lady got very sozzled and collapsed backwards and was knocked out I think hitting a table. Emergency services arrived... everyone departed, some upstairs (split level if I recall) had no idea what was going on and got a shock when they walked down...
If I recall her 'date' at the party was a bloke she wrote an 'expose' book on the scene about, but she was very much a nube at the time, |
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