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Things you’ve never done but everyone else has
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Sex in a church.
Done the mosque, done the synagogue, the hospital, the air plane, the park, the beach, the clubs, the pub, the cinema, the car, the train, the woods, the ferry. Even the football stadium done it, but still never the freckin church yet. The closest was in a chapel of an old convent, but that is not good enough.
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And before anyone say it, I am going to hell, I know    .
Was told that all my life, |
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"Never watched breaking bad
Never squirted
Never orgasmed
Never cum
Never been in love
Never been engaged
Never been married
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Thats kinda heart breaking.
Well the cumming bit anyway ..
The rest can be over rated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had breakfast for dinner but never dinner for breakfast.
Cold pizza 
If you heat a cold slice of pizza on a pan it is beautiful."
Well it wouldn't be cold then so not |
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By *studdMan
over a year ago
wexford/dublin |
Plenty of things which are normal around here, hence why I joined. But a more regular thing I haven’t done is anal, with one girl telling me I’ll never get to, with my size being too much |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Plenty of things which are normal around here, hence why I joined. But a more regular thing I haven’t done is anal, with one girl telling me I’ll never get to, with my size being too much "
Really?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Proud to say i've never killed a spider even though they terrify me. Mrs  "
Do you capture and release the spiders then?
Or get someone else to deal with them for you? |
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"Proud to say i've never killed a spider even though they terrify me. Mrs
Do you capture and release the spiders then?
Or get someone else to deal with them for you?"
I put a glass over him and James relocates outdoors.
... to die a slow, painful death in Winter, I know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Proud to say i've never killed a spider even though they terrify me. Mrs
Do you capture and release the spiders then?
Or get someone else to deal with them for you?
I put a glass over him and James relocates outdoors.
... to die a slow, painful death in Winter, I know! "
They're probably back inside before he is |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Plenty of things which are normal around here, hence why I joined. But a more regular thing I haven’t done is anal, with one girl telling me I’ll never get to, with my size being too much "
Eh, not unless you're thicker than a wrist. Some would even manage more than that.
Just means you'll need to take more time prepping, use more lube and have more patience |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Proud to say i've never killed a spider even though they terrify me. Mrs
Do you capture and release the spiders then?
Or get someone else to deal with them for you?
I put a glass over him and James relocates outdoors.
... to die a slow, painful death in Winter, I know! "
Or in the summer get hit by a swing  |
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"Proud to say i've never killed a spider even though they terrify me. Mrs
Do you capture and release the spiders then?
Or get someone else to deal with them for you?
I put a glass over him and James relocates outdoors.
... to die a slow, painful death in Winter, I know! "
So in a way ya kinda do  |
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By *studdMan
over a year ago
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"Plenty of things which are normal around here, hence why I joined. But a more regular thing I haven’t done is anal, with one girl telling me I’ll never get to, with my size being too much
Really? "
It sounds a bit stupid alright, maybe she was just innocent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple on a pizza, you sick mofo's 
Sign me up
Nomnom "
People should have to declare on their profile if they are into this type of weird shit
You seem so normal, would never have known you were one of them 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pineapple on a pizza, you sick mofo's
Sign me up
Nomnom
People should have to declare on their profile if they are into this type of weird shit
You seem so normal, would never have known you were one of them
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I'm hardcore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hardcore "
It deffo seems that way....
After reading your full profile end to end, you sound like 'someone who takes life by the balls milks them dry' 
Pitty about the pineapple juiced fingers though |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Never been physically asked on a date 
October 22nd would you like to go on a date to a masked ball with me cinderella
Feck off i asked first
Now don't start fighting....we'll just have a fmf "
Tox,Lolly and The Donut King |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hardcore
It deffo seems that way....
After reading your full profile end to end, you sound like 'someone who takes life by the balls milks them dry'
Pitty about the pineapple juiced fingers though "
Ahahaha it wouldn't be pineapple on my fingers hun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never been physically asked on a date
October 22nd would you like to go on a date to a masked ball with me cinderella
Feck off i asked first
Now don't start fighting....we'll just have a fmf
Tox,Lolly and The Donut King"
Sounds like a spaghetti western  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Never been physically asked on a date
October 22nd would you like to go on a date to a masked ball with me cinderella
Feck off i asked first
Now don't start fighting....we'll just have a fmf
Tox,Lolly and The Donut King
Sounds like a spaghetti western "
Sounds like one of my wet dreams |
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"Never been physically asked on a date
October 22nd would you like to go on a date to a masked ball with me cinderella
Feck off i asked first
Now don't start fighting....we'll just have a fmf
Tox,Lolly and The Donut King
Sounds like a spaghetti western "
Hahaha |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Marriage;
a sacred institution that I promised myself, at an unusually early age, that I would never enter into.
All political careers end in failure (as the saying goes) and from my personal observations, so also do the vast majority of modern marriages. |
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"Marriage;
a sacred institution that I promised myself, at an unusually early age, that I would never enter into.
All political careers end in failure (as the saying goes) and from my personal observations, so also do the vast majority of modern marriages."
Aahhh but marriage is like swing... it's the journey, not the destination that matters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hardcore
It deffo seems that way....
After reading your full profile end to end, you sound like 'someone who takes life by the balls milks them dry'
Pitty about the pineapple juiced fingers though
Ahahaha it wouldn't be pineapple on my fingers hun "
Sounds like a sticky situation indeed |
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