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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you remember back in the day as a young one the excitement of giving a handjob. Fun fact the first person I ever gave one to ended up in hospital. I've certainly improved over the years. I may not be skilled at many things but there's one thing I can do for certain is give the perfect handjob. It's a combination of coconut oil two hands and watching the man's face. You know you're on the right track when you see their eyes roll and they start biting their lips. So I think we need to stop rushing to fuck and Bring Back The Handjob. I feel very strongly about this subject and I encourage the men and women of Fab to. So men of Fab any tips for the perfect Handjobs I'm always curious to know! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How did he end up in the hospital? "
He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! |
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I for one enjoy the handjobs my wife gives me immensely. Teasing and edging is also done much easily if you can see someone's face and the control over a cock is just so much greater with a skilled hand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did "
So the devil sent you to test this poor young mans willpower and religious beliefs 
We had better watch this evil account 
*prepares the holy water* |
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"How did he end up in the hospital?
He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "
Sounds like something the Church would teach to scare them straight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did
So the devil sent you to test this poor young mans willpower and religious beliefs
We had better watch this evil account
*prepares the holy water*"
I must have the devil still in me because men always end up saying Jesus Fucking Christ when I lay my hands upon them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love a good hand job, dare I say it i would almost prefer it to a blowjob 
Perfect hand job is loads of lube and going slow to begin with but increasing the speed the closer to cumming. Loads of edging really makes it mindblowing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any lady available to give me GOOD handjob today??Cork area
Female half of couple will do too
Message me.... please..."
Now this is where "Dial a Handjob" would cum in handy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any lady available to give me GOOD handjob today??Cork area
Female half of couple will do too
Message me.... please...
Now this is where "Dial a Handjob" would cum in handy..."
Could be an app like Tinder, but only shows you the womans hands, when you find the perfect hands for handjob you shake the phone vigurously in an up and down motion which sends a message to the handjob match.
'Handskie - find the right hands for you'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any lady available to give me GOOD handjob today??Cork area
Female half of couple will do too
Message me.... please...
Now this is where "Dial a Handjob" would cum in handy...
Could be an app like Tinder, but only shows you the womans hands, when you find the perfect hands for handjob you shake the phone vigurously in an up and down motion which sends a message to the handjob match.
'Handskie - find the right hands for you' "
Im sold, went can I download it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Im sold, went can I download it "
It's at very early prototype stage..
All I need to progress is a number of female volunteers to sign an NDA and let me experience their hands for research & development purposes**
(**Also need access to a shit load of cash, a team of developers, agreements with Apple and Google play to use their market places, some PR funding and a team of sales people....)
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By *on655Man
over a year ago
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"How did he end up in the hospital?
He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "
Falling asleep doesn’t seem so bad now after that story |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza "
Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza
Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers "
Rosie you my friend are a genius |
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"Do you remember back in the day as a young one the excitement of giving a handjob. Fun fact the first person I ever gave one to ended up in hospital. I've certainly improved over the years. I may not be skilled at many things but there's one thing I can do for certain is give the perfect handjob. It's a combination of coconut oil two hands and watching the man's face. You know you're on the right track when you see their eyes roll and they start biting their lips. So I think we need to stop rushing to fuck and Bring Back The Handjob. I feel very strongly about this subject and I encourage the men and women of Fab to. So men of Fab any tips for the perfect Handjobs I'm always curious to know!"
Shut up and marry me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza
Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers "
Where do I sign up |
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"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza
Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers "
if you ever need an extra hand do let me know xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza
Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers "
Love it !! Cocktoberfest!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza
Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers
Love it !! Cocktoberfest!!"
Cocktoberfest 2022 cum for the beers stay for the free handjobs.. |
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"How did he end up in the hospital?
He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "
Allergic reaction to ceman .... thats class  |
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"How did he end up in the hospital?
He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "
You need to write a book Rosy |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza
Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers
Love it !! Cocktoberfest!!
Cocktoberfest 2022 cum for the beers stay for the free handjobs.."
You know now that you've said it you have to make it happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you remember back in the day as a young one the excitement of giving a handjob. Fun fact the first person I ever gave one to ended up in hospital. I've certainly improved over the years. I may not be skilled at many things but there's one thing I can do for certain is give the perfect handjob. It's a combination of coconut oil two hands and watching the man's face. You know you're on the right track when you see their eyes roll and they start biting their lips. So I think we need to stop rushing to fuck and Bring Back The Handjob. I feel very strongly about this subject and I encourage the men and women of Fab to. So men of Fab any tips for the perfect Handjobs I'm always curious to know!"
Ah they are the business, I usually just meet for oral and a bit of fondling very satisfying fingering a woman and cumming the same time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hand like a fiddlers elbow.
Fingerblast the box off her  "
Not too much blasting though because sometimes you end up feeling like that puppet Bosco because you have a hand shoved so far up your fanny ...'Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side! Knock knock, any more, come with me through the Magic Door ..." my vagina ain't no Magic Door.. |
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"Hand like a fiddlers elbow.
Fingerblast the box off her
Not too much blasting though because sometimes you end up feeling like that puppet Bosco because you have a hand shoved so far up your fanny ...'Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side! Knock knock, any more, come with me through the Magic Door ..." my vagina ain't no Magic Door.."
I'm sure it's magical though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hand like a fiddlers elbow.
Fingerblast the box off her
Not too much blasting though because sometimes you end up feeling like that puppet Bosco because you have a hand shoved so far up your fanny ...'Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side! Knock knock, any more, come with me through the Magic Door ..." my vagina ain't no Magic Door.. I'm sure it's magical though! "
Well in fairness things have been known to magically disappear up there. I'm still waiting for a Jameson bottle to come back out |
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"Hand like a fiddlers elbow.
Fingerblast the box off her
Not too much blasting though because sometimes you end up feeling like that puppet Bosco because you have a hand shoved so far up your fanny ...'Knock knock, open wide, see what's on the other side! Knock knock, any more, come with me through the Magic Door ..." my vagina ain't no Magic Door.. I'm sure it's magical though!
Well in fairness things have been known to magically disappear up there. I'm still waiting for a Jameson bottle to come back out "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well in fairness things have been known to magically disappear up there. I'm still waiting for a Jameson bottle to come back out "
Bosco probabaly drank it and then pissed all over the magic door. Always thought he was a snotty prick that lad....  |
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"How did he end up in the hospital?
He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again! "
Superb story  |
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"Where do we book in for the rosie handjob extravaganza
Well as it's October perfect to organise Cocktoberfest scantily clad ladies dishing out Handjobs and Beers if you ever need an extra hand do let me know xx"
And very skilled too with that extra hand,both hands in fact !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How did he end up in the hospital?
He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again!
Superb story "
My hands now come with a medical advice warning...May induce stiffness if stiffness persists seek medical treatment |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
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"How did he end up in the hospital?
He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again!
Superb story
My hands now come with a medical advice warning...May induce stiffness if stiffness persists seek medical treatment "
Yes, Rosy they are pretty lethal the fact that you look straight into a guys eyes whilst doing it drives them crazzzzzyyyyyyyyyy
B xx |
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"How did he end up in the hospital?
He came from a very religious background and was told maturbation was the work of the divil so never did. I gave him a handjob in the sitting room the only place where pictures of Jesus weren't staring down at us. After he blew the load he whole body broke our in hives and he started swelling up. He started freaking out saying it was God's punishment. We had to rush him to A&E. I tell ya it was a long time before I gave one again!
Superb story
My hands now come with a medical advice warning...May induce stiffness if stiffness persists seek medical treatment
Yes, Rosy they are pretty lethal the fact that you look straight into a guys eyes whilst doing it drives them crazzzzzyyyyyyyyyy
B xx"
Have to agree here, I contact is so important |
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"I find that very tiring and not too entertaining tbh, but because deep down I think Im bad at it. I suppose I need to practice more  "
As they say “practice makes improvement”, willing subject right here |
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Was getting a handjob off a polish fabber, she was going too viciously but i didn't want to be a whimp and complain. But anyways, she pulled so hard, she tore my frenelum , blood everywhere. Had to go around with cotton wool in boxers for a week |
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"Was getting a handjob off a polish fabber, she was going too viciously but i didn't want to be a whimp and complain. But anyways, she pulled so hard, she tore my frenelum , blood everywhere. Had to go around with cotton wool in boxers for a week"
Oh man I actually crossed my legs reading that
Happened to me years ago with an older woman, she pulled so roughly that my fore skin went back and I thought she had broke my cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was getting a handjob off a polish fabber, she was going too viciously but i didn't want to be a whimp and complain. But anyways, she pulled so hard, she tore my frenelum , blood everywhere. Had to go around with cotton wool in boxers for a week"
Was she trying to polish your knob.... |
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