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By *ubal1 OP Man
over a year ago
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I have just awakened having endured my worst night's sleep in years; my female neighbour, who has the most superb ass, spent the best part of an hour roaring repeated allegations about another neighbour, who has a superb cameltoe, until the police arrived to calm the situation.
It appears that someone has been playing away from home.
Tensions have been rising for weeks: I knew it was going to kick off and is very likely to continue today, during daylight!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus sounds like a fun night. Had something thing similar one New Years eve night when a couple had a massive argument and she started throwing his clothes out the window.
Best to either buy popcorn or earplugs today!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just awakened having endured my worst night's sleep in years; my female neighbour, who has the most superb ass, spent the best part of an hour roaring repeated allegations about another neighbour, who has a superb cameltoe, until the police arrived to calm the situation.
It appears that someone has been playing away from home.
Tensions have been rising for weeks: I knew it was going to kick off and is very likely to continue today, during daylight!
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It's hard to know who would win in a fight between a camel and an ass, I'd imagine the ass would give ko kicks from its hind legs possibly winding the camel, the ass would have a painful bite too, camels are physically bigger than asses they also kick with back and front legs and they have a habit of spitting in an opponents eyes rendering the ass blind, I'd go with the camel on this 1, next time it kicks off get your phone out and record it  |
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I used to live in a part of Dublin, where neighbours shouted and screamed at each other, from the balconies, and often came to blows. Thankfully i now live in rural isolation, far from neighbours. |
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By *ubal1 OP Man
over a year ago
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Progress report
As usual, I was away all day, and when I returned at 10:30pm the vociferous lady was also returning; no visible evidence of broken glass, so it must have been a quiet day.
The two protagonists are fit and would be ideal playmates for their men, but it would be foolish to bother with either of them
They both originate from troubled backgrounds and are intermittently loud and volatile!
Best avoided. |
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By *ubal1 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Any pics of the ass and the cameltoe  "
The only images available are indelibly imprinted on my cerebral cortex.
The tall lady with the prominent cameltoe wears skin tight pants which emphasise her labia; she often struck me as an ideal candidate for a strapon in a threesome, an possibly regrets she doesn't have a real penis! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Any pics of the ass and the cameltoe
The only images available are indelibly imprinted on my cerebral cortex.
The tall lady with the prominent cameltoe wears skin tight pants which emphasise her labia; she often struck me as an ideal candidate for a strapon in a threesome, an possibly regrets she doesn't have a real penis!"
And what of the ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....my female neighbour, who has the most superb ass, spent the best part of an hour roaring repeated allegations about another neighbour, who has a superb cameltoe....."
As an amateur online detective, I feel it my duty to help An Garda Siochana by diligently looking through every photo that matches the two suspects on Fab...
Some call it perving, I call it keeping the streets safe...  |
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People never know what goes on beyond closed doors. I'm sure these ladies are going through enough already, while instead you decide to sexualise and get amusement from it despite knowing they have troubled backgrounds. |
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By *ubal1 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Any pics of the ass and the cameltoe
The only images available are indelibly imprinted on my cerebral cortex.
The tall lady with the prominent cameltoe wears skin tight pants which emphasise her labia; she often struck me as an ideal candidate for a strapon in a threesome, an possibly regrets she doesn't have a real penis!
And what of the ass "
The lady with the superb ass is shorter and despite having had three confinements still looks good; very shapely, slim and pert, but she is a smoker and occasionally goes off the rails, possibly because of taking drugs-the smoked variety. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure these ladies are going through enough already, while instead you decide to sexualise and get amusement from it despite knowing they have troubled backgrounds. "
The ladies in this story probably don't even exist to be fair, but your point in the main is valid..
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By *ubal1 OP Man
over a year ago
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After their recent antics, any minimal passing contact I had with them is now at an end; this is not the first time this has happened, and always in an identical fashion.
The slim blonde becomes intermittently unhinged and stomps around making wild accusations about secret romantic affairs.
Her husband, who is well worth keeping an eye on , is not around at present which may be the problem.
The other lady takes up with a man for a few years and then gets rid of him.
She can be exceptionally sarcastic, dismissive and curt; she comes from a very troubled background, and although attractive is best avoided.
The involvement of the police is not a new development; these warring neighbours will be given a wide berth from now on, because this is going to blow up again
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"After their recent antics, any minimal passing contact I had with them is now at an end; this is not the first time this has happened, and always in an identical fashion.
The slim blonde becomes intermittently unhinged and stomps around making wild accusations about secret romantic affairs.
Her husband, who is well worth keeping an eye on , is not around at present which may be the problem.
The other lady takes up with a man for a few years and then gets rid of him.
She can be exceptionally sarcastic, dismissive and curt; she comes from a very troubled background, and although attractive is best avoided.
The involvement of the police is not a new development; these warring neighbours will be given a wide berth from now on, because this is going to blow up again
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I doubt they were ever going to approach their 66 year old neighbour for assistance to be fair. |
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By *ubal1 OP Man
over a year ago
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"After their recent antics, any minimal passing contact I had with them is now at an end; this is not the first time this has happened, and always in an identical fashion.
The slim blonde becomes intermittently unhinged and stomps around making wild accusations about secret romantic affairs.
Her husband, who is well worth keeping an eye on , is not around at present which may be the problem.
The other lady takes up with a man for a few years and then gets rid of him.
She can be exceptionally sarcastic, dismissive and curt; she comes from a very troubled background, and although attractive is best avoided.
The involvement of the police is not a new development; these warring neighbours will be given a wide berth from now on, because this is going to blow up again
I doubt they were ever going to approach their 66 year old neighbour for assistance to be fair."
You are mistaken! |
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across the road who trash talks with other kids Dads as well as something out of the 1960's who's introduced a relic of a camper van 
Yes indeed, everbody needs good neighbours 
