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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
As you know, dreaded inflation has occurred and consequentually has swung a kick into our kink  in that many people now have less disposable income to spend on quality sex toys...
So in keeping with the times, can you get your thinking caps on and think of daily items that can double up as great sex toys??!
Think (very) Blue Peter here! 
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"49 cent cucumbers from Aldi or Lidl
At those prices you could afford to go fuck yourself
A bag of carrots at 99c will go further, last longer and can be peeled for subsequent consumption  "
Feckin German efficiency  |
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"49 cent cucumbers from Aldi or Lidl
At those prices you could afford to go fuck yourself
A bag of carrots at 99c will go further, last longer and can be peeled for subsequent consumption
Feckin German efficiency "
Just don't forget to top and tail the carrot too  |
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"49 cent cucumbers from Aldi or Lidl
At those prices you could afford to go fuck yourself
A bag of carrots at 99c will go further, last longer and can be peeled for subsequent consumption
Feckin German efficiency
Just don't forget to top and tail the carrot too "
Even carrots need tuxedos to get meets here |
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"A vacuum cleaner a bit tuned "
I must try the miniature version - think I have a handheld one around somewhere - seeing as I've heard that a clit sucker seems to be the latest gadget for the ladies Mrs |
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"If you want a list of ordinary, everyday objects that have been used as sex toys, often unsuccessfully then a Consultant from an ER in a hospital, aka A&E, would be the ideal person!"
Are you saying they should all come with a health warning? |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"If you want a list of ordinary, everyday objects that have been used as sex toys, often unsuccessfully then a Consultant from an ER in a hospital, aka A&E, would be the ideal person!
Are you saying they should all come with a health warning? "
No.
But people have used some unusual objects, including animate, non-human objects |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you want a list of ordinary, everyday objects that have been used as sex toys, often unsuccessfully then a Consultant from an ER in a hospital, aka A&E, would be the ideal person!"
A gerbil was the story I heard from a former A&E nurse |
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"If you want a list of ordinary, everyday objects that have been used as sex toys, often unsuccessfully then a Consultant from an ER in a hospital, aka A&E, would be the ideal person!
A gerbil was the story I heard from a former A&E nurse"
That only happened the once  I still miss Bil |
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but best to use the brushless side or the bristles to indulge in foreplay! 