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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method "
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads  |
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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads "
Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation  |
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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads "
Barter is taxable  |
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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads
Barter is taxable "
All this accounting talk is getting me all hot between the spreadsheets |
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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads
Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation "
But can you still claim that if he's had a vasectomy or doesn't cum  |
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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads
Barter is taxable "
Only if they find out |
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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads
Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation "
Depends which way you look at it, if it's a kink thing and he does work for you being dominated, do you charge as a mistress?
What about a pitty fuck? Is that an equal trade for say, a bit of plumbing?
Or if it's just a shake and vac, who puts the freshness back?
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Or if it's just a shake and vac, who puts the freshness back?
(I defy anyone here over 35 not to read that line without signing it)
Ah ffs...I can even picture the Ad! Now thats stuck in my head!!!! Thanks for that!  |
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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads
Barter is taxable
All this accounting talk is getting me all hot between the spreadsheets "
Might attract VAT though ( very awkward tax) |
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"But cash is king,no??na it’s not sll about the cash , some wife’s do like to tease .  "
Yeah,and I'd say the OP is inundated with offers from all those teasing wives too. |
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"Another keyboard warrior . "
Lol.
Must be plenty of Donegal wives who need their overgrown bushes trimmed?
You should try and "branch" out look further a"field"....... |
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"Not one person has asked for what qualifications he has to do "handyman" jobs. There are standards and laws about who can do what."
You need to be a member of the "Guild of Masturbating Craftsmen"  |
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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads
Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation "
750 sperm credit's before falling into tax net |
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"Girl here told me she had back issues n fucked physio during appointments "
If the back issue warrants a visit to the physio then I don't think s*x would be on the cards ..... or the treatment table for that matter.
More like attraction than traction.
That physio could be struck off after being su*ked off.
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"Ive a long list... Of jobs
Girl me too  "
Please send PM with detailed list of jobs to be completed.
All work carried out to highest standard and satisfaction fully guaranteed.
Settlement in full on satisfactory completion of relevant repairs.
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"Detailed specifications and time lines are being drawn up.
Contract of works will issue shortly.
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Obviously,from a health and safety perspective you need someone to oversee the jobs being carried out. I'll volunteer for that task....that's the kinda guy I am!!!! Literally |
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"Do you do jobs and then get rewarded with sex?
How would you record that in the books?
I think in this case he'd have to use the Double Entry method
It'd be classed as barter so would be tax exempt!! How would you even tax a ride?? In fact,don't answer that...don't want to be putting ideas into their heads
Could be classified as a Charitable Donation well that's if you classify sperm as a donation "
Unless he knocks someone up. Would it be inheritance tax then? |
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