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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can't sleep tonight and it has me thinking of all the wierd places I've slept in my slightly unorthodox life.
Planes, trains and automobiles, tents, couches and beach shacks.
My top favourite wierd one was under the Christmas tree last year!! My most ill-advised was a bus station in North Africa 
Whats the wierdest place you've ever slept??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Telephone box on the Naas Road, 1987, back when we had them everywhere. Bucketing down late at night walking home from the pub, thought I'd shelter, fell asleep. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Telephone box on the Naas Road, 1987, back when we had them everywhere. Bucketing down late at night walking home from the pub, thought I'd shelter, fell asleep."
Hahaha - Standing up?! or curled in a ball on the floor  Those boxes aren't big!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apart from a massage table after a massage, have never been able to sleep except in a bed. Have spent nights on floors, in chairs in hospitals, in tents, in cars, never slept a wink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sleep walking in a haunted hotel
I woke up in the bathtub.
Totally sober. It was an ex asylum. A lot of our travelling party didn't Sleep and had very weird dreams. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a park bench in cahersiveen because we couldn’t remember where we’d camped. One couldn’t call it sleep either. "
You win, Cahirsiveen is the weirdest place to sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a till 
Haha what or who woke you?"
My alarm. I use to work nights shop fitting. Had to wait for the staff to arrive in the mornings so if we finished up early we would wait until they showed up. Sleep was usually the best way to wait. |
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"On a till
Haha what or who woke you?
My alarm. I use to work nights shop fitting. Had to wait for the staff to arrive in the mornings so if we finished up early we would wait until they showed up. Sleep was usually the best way to wait. "
Hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a park bench in cahersiveen because we couldn’t remember where we’d camped. One couldn’t call it sleep either.
You win, Cahirsiveen is the weirdest place to sleep
Oh what do I win? "
A 2 night break in Cahirsiveen!! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
I can easily sleep/snooze anywhere even at work meetings.
I don't know about the weirdest but the worst night was at a beach in South France, it was hot and the sand got everywhere, sand in your ears, nose, eyes, mouth, sleeping bag etc. and a battalion of mosquitos flying endless attacks.
So based on that experience I'd not even consider sex on the beach. |
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"On a park bench in cahersiveen because we couldn’t remember where we’d camped. One couldn’t call it sleep either.
You win, Cahirsiveen is the weirdest place to sleep
Oh what do I win?
A 2 night break in Cahirsiveen!! "
Bed optional  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fell asleep on stage during a play I was in. I was supposed to be dead on the floor in it but actually full on went asleep. Having to be lifted up and carried off woke me up"
Hilarious!! I hope you woke quietly in keeping with your role.
There would've had to be some improvising done otherwise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Loads really as above posters,but out the country side in a ditch after a night out, is most memorable,woke up stung alive by nettles  (dark) "
Worst hangover ever??? |
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"I fell asleep on stage during a play I was in. I was supposed to be dead on the floor in it but actually full on went asleep. Having to be lifted up and carried off woke me up
Hilarious!! I hope you woke quietly in keeping with your role.
There would've had to be some improvising done otherwise "
Ha yeah always the professional! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fell asleep rock climbing /abseiling in Wales. Went down the rock face of a cliff in Pembroke, just under halfway down there was a natural opening/ledge. Was meant to sit on it connect secondary rope to make it to the end of the cliff face. Sat back enjoying the view and mobbed off. Thank fuck for saftey ropes. |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
north and south |
"Fell asleep rock climbing /abseiling in Wales. Went down the rock face of a cliff in Pembroke, just under halfway down there was a natural opening/ledge. Was meant to sit on it connect secondary rope to make it to the end of the cliff face. Sat back enjoying the view and mobbed off. Thank fuck for saftey ropes."
Bath in Belfast hotel many years ago on stag do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fell asleep rock climbing /abseiling in Wales. Went down the rock face of a cliff in Pembroke, just under halfway down there was a natural opening/ledge. Was meant to sit on it connect secondary rope to make it to the end of the cliff face. Sat back enjoying the view and mobbed off. Thank fuck for saftey ropes."
Thats a classic. But was someone waiting on your ascent?! |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Ireland England one all Italia 90
Got home walking like a zombie I was so d*unk
Fell asleep in my mothers favorite flowerbed of Tulips in the front garden
My dad found me when he was going to work early and got me to bed
Woke up in my clothes wondering was it a strange dream
Looked out my upstairs window to see a bog shaped patch of flattened down dead Tulips
It was about then that my mother opened the front door .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fell asleep rock climbing /abseiling in Wales. Went down the rock face of a cliff in Pembroke, just under halfway down there was a natural opening/ledge. Was meant to sit on it connect secondary rope to make it to the end of the cliff face. Sat back enjoying the view and mobbed off. Thank fuck for saftey ropes.
Thats a classic. But was someone waiting on your ascent?! "
20 others waiting on me to connect the second rope to the mounting, so we all could reach the bottom and have a picnic |
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Got woken up to start pushing whilst in labour
Fell asleep twice during a lengthy tattoo session. Woke up to crib I was cold and they should have blankets 
I think it’s the noise from the needle sends me off into the land of nod. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I fell asleep on the tube one morning after a heavy nights drinking, Piccadilly line , i must have been on it a while but woke up being escorted out of Heathrow airport by security, and this was the days where an Irish accent got you second guessed , not easy to get back into London that morning |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
I could write a book about the unusual places I have slept, but one of the most memorable was outside on the Greek island of Hydra, within spitting distance from Leonard Cohen's home; oppressively warm! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Telephone box on the Naas Road, 1987, back when we had them everywhere. Bucketing down late at night walking home from the pub, thought I'd shelter, fell asleep.
Hahaha - Standing up?! or curled in a ball on the floor Those boxes aren't big!! "
Oh curled in a ball on a wet and windy night, half d*unk with a door that wouldn't close. Half broken glass pane. Honestly Dickens, Poe, or Stoker couldn't have made a mire dramatic night of it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Telephone box on the Naas Road, 1987, back when we had them everywhere. Bucketing down late at night walking home from the pub, thought I'd shelter, fell asleep.
Hahaha - Standing up?! or curled in a ball on the floor Those boxes aren't big!!
Oh curled in a ball on a wet and windy night, half d*unk with a door that wouldn't close. Half broken glass pane. Honestly Dickens, Poe, or Stoker couldn't have made a mire dramatic night of it! "
You paint a pretty grim picture yourself! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Got woken up to start pushing whilst in labour
Fell asleep twice during a lengthy tattoo session. Woke up to crib I was cold and they should have blankets
I think it’s the noise from the needle sends me off into the land of nod. "
Seems you've been blessed with the gift of sleep!!   |
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By *ezoMan
over a year ago
The Kingdom |
I fell asleep in church, kneeling.
Was a midnight wedding and I was asked to be the alter server. Knelt and conked, still kneeling. Was woken up as I missed my que to ring the bell. |
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I went for a pee at a house party years ago in a small toilet. I woke some hours later standing up against the corner of the wall with the boy still popped out. Everyone had gone except the girl who's house it was. She was quite startled to hear me downstairs needless to say. We still laugh about it. |
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"I went for a pee at a house party years ago in a small toilet. I woke some hours later standing up against the corner of the wall with the boy still popped out. Everyone had gone except the girl who's house it was. She was quite startled to hear me downstairs needless to say. We still laugh about it. "
I'm laughing about it now lol MsF |
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"Got woken up to start pushing whilst in labour
Fell asleep twice during a lengthy tattoo session. Woke up to crib I was cold and they should have blankets
I think it’s the noise from the needle sends me off into the land of nod.
Seems you've been blessed with the gift of sleep!! "
I think I have |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In a shopping trolley thought it was a brilliant idea end of night endeavours to have races around supervalue car park , too d*unk to get out of it so slept with legs hanging out over trolley and head back woken by an elderly man next morning walking his dog he had some laugh |
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"In a shopping trolley thought it was a brilliant idea end of night endeavours to have races around supervalue car park , too d*unk to get out of it so slept with legs hanging out over trolley and head back woken by an elderly man next morning walking his dog he had some laugh "
And you a hangover with a creak in your neck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In a shopping trolley thought it was a brilliant idea end of night endeavours to have races around supervalue car park , too d*unk to get out of it so slept with legs hanging out over trolley and head back woken by an elderly man next morning walking his dog he had some laugh "
Oh man! Why didnt one of the other racers wheel you home
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Operating table before I'd been given the anesthetic. Not sure who got the bigger shock me or the nurse who touched my arm when I jumped "
No way!! Thats taking the piss - just how laid back are you!!!  |
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Slept in an abandoned car on the French Spanish (western) border. 3 of us walked across the border for a few Spanish (cheap) beers and raw sardines, the border was closed upon our return duly pissed. Can still hear the dogs barking and going apeshit, slept well though |
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A few....In a bush, on a bouncy castle, in a hottub, on the stairs, boot of a moving car, up a tree on the branches,
In a store cupboard in a pub, on the bench seats in a pub (both not d*unk but due to work)
Hmmmm oh yeah in Longford.
In a digger and a dumper truck on M1 before it was open.
In the Airport McDonald's.
Jesus. I didn't realise what a fucking hobo I was till I answered this thread.
Oh and in the arms of a mate... (Very trains, planes and automobiles moment) but it was a scary place in the middle of nowhere, in the US. |
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Had a gf back in the day who always was challenging me to try and fall asleep with my erection firmly embedded in her.....
Sometimes it worked....but if she felt any change in hardness...she would start contracting.....which caused me to.cum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A few....In a bush, on a bouncy castle, in a hottub, on the stairs, boot of a moving car, up a tree on the branches,
In a store cupboard in a pub, on the bench seats in a pub (both not d*unk but due to work)
Hmmmm oh yeah in Longford.
In a digger and a dumper truck on M1 before it was open.
In the Airport McDonald's.
Jesus. I didn't realise what a fucking hobo I was till I answered this thread.
Oh and in the arms of a mate... (Very trains, planes and automobiles moment) but it was a scary place in the middle of nowhere, in the US."
Hahahaha
I was thinking the shopping trolley was a winner but jaysis you're almost habitual in it |
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"A few....In a bush, on a bouncy castle, in a hottub, on the stairs, boot of a moving car, up a tree on the branches,
In a store cupboard in a pub, on the bench seats in a pub (both not d*unk but due to work)
Hmmmm oh yeah in Longford.
In a digger and a dumper truck on M1 before it was open.
In the Airport McDonald's.
Jesus. I didn't realise what a fucking hobo I was till I answered this thread.
Oh and in the arms of a mate... (Very trains, planes and automobiles moment) but it was a scary place in the middle of nowhere, in the US.
Hahahaha
I was thinking the shopping trolley was a winner but jaysis you're almost habitual in it "
Kinda funny really, as nowadays I sleep so little an hour each that list would last me a week.
Fell asleep on a pallet of spuds too when I was 18 and had done four days none stop of work, clubbing, work, golfing, work clubbing etc...Woke up with rotten veg being chucked at me by the rest of the market lads.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A few....In a bush, on a bouncy castle, in a hottub, on the stairs, boot of a moving car, up a tree on the branches,
In a store cupboard in a pub, on the bench seats in a pub (both not d*unk but due to work)
Hmmmm oh yeah in Longford.
In a digger and a dumper truck on M1 before it was open.
In the Airport McDonald's.
Jesus. I didn't realise what a fucking hobo I was till I answered this thread.
Oh and in the arms of a mate... (Very trains, planes and automobiles moment) but it was a scary place in the middle of nowhere, in the US.
Hahahaha
I was thinking the shopping trolley was a winner but jaysis you're almost habitual in it
Kinda funny really, as nowadays I sleep so little an hour each that list would last me a week.
Fell asleep on a pallet of spuds too when I was 18 and had done four days none stop of work, clubbing, work, golfing, work clubbing etc...Woke up with rotten veg being chucked at me by the rest of the market lads.
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Now you are making this up!!! |
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"A few....In a bush, on a bouncy castle, in a hottub, on the stairs, boot of a moving car, up a tree on the branches,
In a store cupboard in a pub, on the bench seats in a pub (both not d*unk but due to work)
Hmmmm oh yeah in Longford.
In a digger and a dumper truck on M1 before it was open.
In the Airport McDonald's.
Jesus. I didn't realise what a fucking hobo I was till I answered this thread.
Oh and in the arms of a mate... (Very trains, planes and automobiles moment) but it was a scary place in the middle of nowhere, in the US.
Hahahaha
I was thinking the shopping trolley was a winner but jaysis you're almost habitual in it
Kinda funny really, as nowadays I sleep so little an hour each that list would last me a week.
Fell asleep on a pallet of spuds too when I was 18 and had done four days none stop of work, clubbing, work, golfing, work clubbing etc...Woke up with rotten veg being chucked at me by the rest of the market lads.
Now you are making this up!!!"
No I swear used to deliver fruit and veg to shops from wholesale market in the 90's was a mad place to be.
Work hard play hard. The boss used to leave speed on the truck dashboard so you didn't fall asleep and crash.
If it was your birthday, you were looking over your shoulder all day waiting for a prank to get you.
Don't make stuff up, no point, hard to remember the lies. Easier to tell the truth and look a fool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A bathtub in killarney at the rally of the lakes, a chair which I happened to pull out in the middle of the reception area at a hotel in the curragh. And last but not least when I was younger I got home and decided to sit on the door step to have 1 last cigarette before I went in and fell asleep and was woken by my father going golfing Sunday morning # proud dad not lol |
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Also fell asleep while having a tattoo done and I've drifted off several times having my hair washed at the hairdressers 
