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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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hey everyone so im wondering what is the weirdest sexual experience ye have ever had? could be something small to something huge and have ye ever turned it down cause it was just too weird??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a few odd ones but I ain't going first"
Awww c'mon guys someone has to go first this could be really entertaining
There's even a prize for whoever comes up with the weirdest scenario.
Oh and hands up who wants in on the judging!!!!! |
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By *igjob01Man
over a year ago
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Ok so I set up this meet with a lady a few years back, we had chatted a wee bit and she seemed ok. Anyway we meet up for a social and she says "do you want to come back" score I thinks. So back at hers we are sitting on the couch and a bit of messing about and we're getting pretty turned on. So she say "wait here a minute and come up when I call you" so she disappears upstairs and shouts after a minute or two. Now I thought it was odd to leave a stranger alone in your house but thinking with balls not brains. So upstairs I go and she is lying on the bed in black basque stockings heels looking really good , but beside her on the bed is a neatly piled collection of lingerie. So I moves to get beside her but she say "hold on there" so I'm standing there puzzled you know sort of what? So she says " I've got changed now its you turn" and guestures to the pile of lingerie on the bed!!!! I explain that it's not my thing at all ( nothing like this EVER came up in conversation) anyway we had brief chat sorted things out and still shagged ourselves stupid. So after we finish and we're chatting she say "I let you of this time but next time your getting dressed bitch" needless to say sorry but there wasn't a next time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does it have to be sex?
I chatted a woman who didnt have a camera phone (mistake numero uno). But she was fierce keen so I drove 90 miles one evening (as you do).
I rang her as I was arriving at hers and realised she was quite d*unk. But sure I was 89 miles there.
She lived in an apartment block but rather than buzz me she came down the lift. And I realised why she hadnt sent a pic......
So she walked me up to the apartment to her flatmate. Who was surprisingly good looking. I thought things were looking up. Until the other girls boyfriend arrived. Along with his pal. So now there was four of them.
So she then decided she wanted food and wanted to go to a fast food place. i offered to go on my own and buy for all four of them but she insisted she was coming with me.
So we left. Well I walked she staggered....
We got out the front door, I said I would walk ahead to open the car door. So i turned the corner. And ran away. Fast......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so I set up this meet with a lady a few years back, we had chatted a wee bit and she seemed ok. Anyway we meet up for a social and she says "do you want to come back" score I thinks. So back at hers we are sitting on the couch and a bit of messing about and we're getting pretty turned on. So she say "wait here a minute and come up when I call you" so she disappears upstairs and shouts after a minute or two. Now I thought it was odd to leave a stranger alone in your house but thinking with balls not brains. So upstairs I go and she is lying on the bed in black basque stockings heels looking really good , but beside her on the bed is a neatly piled collection of lingerie. So I moves to get beside her but she say "hold on there" so I'm standing there puzzled you know sort of what? So she says " I've got changed now its you turn" and guestures to the pile of lingerie on the bed!!!! I explain that it's not my thing at all ( nothing like this EVER came up in conversation) anyway we had brief chat sorted things out and still shagged ourselves stupid. So after we finish and we're chatting she say "I let you of this time but next time your getting dressed bitch" needless to say sorry but there wasn't a next time."
Hahaha I love it
And thanks for going first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it have to be sex?
I chatted a woman who didnt have a camera phone (mistake numero uno). But she was fierce keen so I drove 90 miles one evening (as you do).
I rang her as I was arriving at hers and realised she was quite d*unk. But sure I was 89 miles there.
She lived in an apartment block but rather than buzz me she came down the lift. And I realised why she hadnt sent a pic......
So she walked me up to the apartment to her flatmate. Who was surprisingly good looking. I thought things were looking up. Until the other girls boyfriend arrived. Along with his pal. So now there was four of them.
So she then decided she wanted food and wanted to go to a fast food place. i offered to go on my own and buy for all four of them but she insisted she was coming with me.
So we left. Well I walked she staggered....
We got out the front door, I said I would walk ahead to open the car door. So i turned the corner. And ran away. Fast......
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So even men can make mistakes lol
Good one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it have to be sex?
I chatted a woman who didnt have a camera phone (mistake numero uno). But she was fierce keen so I drove 90 miles one evening (as you do).
I rang her as I was arriving at hers and realised she was quite d*unk. But sure I was 89 miles there.
She lived in an apartment block but rather than buzz me she came down the lift. And I realised why she hadnt sent a pic......
So she walked me up to the apartment to her flatmate. Who was surprisingly good looking. I thought things were looking up. Until the other girls boyfriend arrived. Along with his pal. So now there was four of them.
So she then decided she wanted food and wanted to go to a fast food place. i offered to go on my own and buy for all four of them but she insisted she was coming with me.
So we left. Well I walked she staggered....
We got out the front door, I said I would walk ahead to open the car door. So i turned the corner. And ran away. Fast......
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that's bad crack! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive a good one, got a lock in, into the local, was three of us all mates an girl that joined us. Bar man we knew, was a dope and locked up but let us stay to finish drinks and leave by ourselves. Well lads got frisky with your one, an she started to play ball. After plenty of oral, she was bent over the pool table, turned over onto her back, and everything else youd expect happened. Well legs open, mate creamed her, pulled out, and gravity took effect, everything spilled out onto the table.
best part, next day, the barman opened up, during cleaning, we were drinking again at the bar, we noticed him going over to the pool table, an he started to rub his finger at tge cloth, he said what tge fck is that, started licking his finger and rubbing at it again. It was the cum stains he was rubbing, while licking his fingers. We were in stiches, good enough for him, he was a dope |
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