"Sex on paper is never a good idea, it’s slippery, the crinkling noise is super annoying and I won’t even mention the paper cuts "
But what if it's a really really really big, thick, strong piece of paper, like the size of a super king-size double bed...you wouldn't even know you're having sex on it...and crinkly sounds and paper cuts might be a kink for some   |
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"Facesitting, 69, water activities (hot tub, shower, lakes, sea, river, pool - all nopes), squirting - all fun and horny until you smell the sheets next morning 
Missus "
Ah here - did you really have to go there  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Facesitting, 69, water activities (hot tub, shower, lakes, sea, river, pool - all nopes), squirting - all fun and horny until you smell the sheets next morning
Missus "
Oh party pooper! |
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"Facesitting, 69, water activities (hot tub, shower, lakes, sea, river, pool - all nopes), squirting - all fun and horny until you smell the sheets next morning
Missus
Oh party pooper! "
I think that party poop would also cause a bad smell on the sheets |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
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Shower, if it's bog standard, is life endangering! If it's double sized tiled wet room then it's great, especially with multi jet shower head.
Beach is great if she likes friction and an itchy pussy but really it is only good if you have a double sized beach towel or use a solid, sturdy sun lounger  |
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"Facesitting, 69, water activities (hot tub, shower, lakes, sea, river, pool - all nopes), squirting - all fun and horny until you smell the sheets next morning
Missus
Oh party pooper!
I think that party poop would also cause a bad smell on the sheets "
Party poop ... is that a recognised term? Cos I'm stealing it, thanks |
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