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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pierce Brosnans greatest musical hits are playing on a permanent loop. "
Silence then? Not sure he's had any greats 
Not sure eternal silence would be any better mind you... |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"You go to bed with someone every night but they're not there when you wake up every morning "
That’s some peoples heaven 
There’s a whiff of BO pumped in to the room but it changes every so slightly every 15 mins so your nose never gets used to it |
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"You find sand in every intimate crack, just when you thought you had it all washed out 
What are you doing with sand in your intimate cracks, ya digging a secret tunnel or what "
Need to get from Heck to Heaven |
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"You find sand in every intimate crack, just when you thought you had it all washed out
What are you doing with sand in your intimate cracks, ya digging a secret tunnel or what
Need to get from Heck to Heaven "
Heaven for the climate, heck for the craic |
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"You find sand in every intimate crack, just when you thought you had it all washed out
What are you doing with sand in your intimate cracks, ya digging a secret tunnel or what
Need to get from Heck to Heaven
Heaven for the climate, heck for the craic "
Nah, I couldn't bear walking around barefoot in a sea of Lego, listening to God knows what drivel music with sand rubbing me raw  . I'll take heavenly climate anyday and make my own craic I might escape with a few of the funniest in Heck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You need to fill in locator forms and queue for everything whilst listening to advice on scientific matters from silhouettes and dick pics ....... Ah heck not again |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Everything you have ever dreamed about achieving in life in terms of desired personal possessions, all of your favourite foods, all of the women or men you have ever dreamed about swinging with; they all pass before you on a 'sushi bar' belt, but are all out of reach and unattainable; but those people who have wronged you in life are able to choose what they want from your selection, use the item and put it back on the belt.
This belt torture would continue forever in Heck! |
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