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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
A simple (and evil) game.
Ruin the wish of the poster above and then post your own wish. The thread closer gets their wish granted (maybe…).
Eg I wish for an endless supply of kinder buenos
Granted but you develop an allergy to hazelnuts and can’t eat them anymore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was getting the ride tonight.
Granted, but its me riding ya!
I wish i had a donut!
Granted but the jam is replaced with maggots.
I wish I won the lotto"
Granted but your money is monopoly money
I wish I was getting my boobs suckled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are but it's by your brother
I wish we were having an orgy
Granted but the Sunday World journalist is there
Wish I was sipping a cocktail with Daniel Craig "
Only place Daniel craig is tonight is under me  |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I wish for endless supply of wishes ??
That’s greedy so no!
We wish for a simple hey rather than an instant dp  "
Your wish is granted but there’s a typo so you end up with a house full of hay.
I wish people could follow simple game rules  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish for endless supply of wishes ??
That’s greedy so no!
We wish for a simple hey rather than an instant dp
Your wish is granted but there’s a typo so you end up with a house full of hay.
I wish people could follow simple game rules "
Simple Game is the name of the new porno movie myself and Mrs Madhatter are in
It's like Squid Game except the rules involve the players having sex with us on camera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish for endless supply of wishes ??
That’s greedy so no!
We wish for a simple hey rather than an instant dp
Your wish is granted but there’s a typo so you end up with a house full of hay.
I wish people could follow simple game rules
Simple Game is the name of the new porno movie myself and Mrs Madhatter are in
It's like Squid Game except the rules involve the players having sex with us on camera "
The players are Donald Trump and Boris Johnson...
I wish I have five penises |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish for endless supply of wishes ??
That’s greedy so no!
We wish for a simple hey rather than an instant dp
Your wish is granted but there’s a typo so you end up with a house full of hay.
I wish people could follow simple game rules
Simple Game is the name of the new porno movie myself and Mrs Madhatter are in
It's like Squid Game except the rules involve the players having sex with us on camera
The players are Donald Trump and Boris Johnson...
I wish I have five penises "
Wish granted but...
They're in your armpit
I wish for a gymnastic body and endless crazy body bending sex to go with it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your body is perfectly bended to receive 5 armpit penises
I wish I had a time machine "
You wish is granted but the machine is broken and can no longer be used.
I wish I could go on a swing holiday with some sexy fabbets.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your body is perfectly bended to receive 5 armpit penises
I wish I had a time machine
You wish is granted but the machine is broken and can no longer be used.
I wish I could go on a swing holiday with some sexy fabbers. "
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"Your body is perfectly bended to receive 5 armpit penises
I wish I had a time machine
You wish is granted but the machine is broken and can no longer be used.
I wish I could go on a swing holiday with some sexy fabbets. "
Granted but you end up I'm a huge playground full of swings! I still wish I didn't have to work!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your body is perfectly bended to receive 5 armpit penises
I wish I had a time machine
You wish is granted but the machine is broken and can no longer be used.
I wish I could go on a swing holiday with some sexy fabbets.
Granted but you end up I'm a huge playground full of swings! I still wish I didn't have to work!!"
Consider yourself fired.
I wish I was a neutron bomb. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your body is perfectly bended to receive 5 armpit penises
I wish I had a time machine
You wish is granted but the machine is broken and can no longer be used.
I wish I could go on a swing holiday with some sexy fabbets.
Granted but you end up I'm a huge playground full of swings! I still wish I didn't have to work!!
Consider yourself fired.
I wish I was a neutron bomb."
Wish granted but....
Jimmy took it back and deactivated you.
I wish I was in a cabana being tended to |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
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Granted but your been tended to by a silverback gorilla
I wish all women were into anal
They are and they want to wreck yours with a big dildo
Wish it could be Christmas every day
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Wish granted but you live on Easter Island.
I wish it was the weekend all the time |
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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago
wouldn't you like to know |
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Granted but your been tended to by a silverback gorilla
I wish all women were into anal
They are and they want to wreck yours with a big dildo
Wish it could be Christmas every day
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It is, but you get pigeon cough, the new thing going since monkey pox, and you have to isolate for 365 days.
I wish I could meet Ryan Reynolds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your body is perfectly bended to receive 5 armpit penises
I wish I had a time machine
You wish is granted but the machine is broken and can no longer be used.
I wish I could go on a swing holiday with some sexy fabbets.
Granted but you end up I'm a huge playground full of swings! I still wish I didn't have to work!!"
Swings with dildos attached I hope lol.
Granted but your going to be broke.
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"I wish I could fly
Granted but one of your wings is completely broken. I wish I could eat what I want when I want. "
Granted , you now have an insatiable craving fart biscuits
I wish I had a tractor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I had a tractor
Granted but it's a little push along one for kids.
I wish I could get a good night's sleep ."
Shortest night of the year in the North Pole,
I wish I was sucking on a nice hard ladies nipple as she tickled my balls |
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I wish I had a tractor
Granted but it's a little push along one for kids.
I wish I could get a good night's sleep ."
Granted but you will talk to yourself in your sleep
I wish I could have firmer glutes. |
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I wish I had a tractor
Granted but it's a little push along one for kids.
I wish I could get a good night's sleep .
Shortest night of the year in the North Pole,
I wish I was sucking on a nice hard ladies nipple as she tickled my balls "
Grant but you hard lady is one titted and made of concrete.. you get concrete burn on yer balls.
I wish I had a nice scone and a tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your scone out of date the tea like tar
I wish to go out dancing
Granted but you’ve no legs.
I wish for hair that doesn’t go grey "
It grows on the bottom of your feet and is 8 inches long
I wish I knew what women wanted |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Your scone out of date the tea like tar
I wish to go out dancing
Granted but you’ve no legs.
I wish for hair that doesn’t go grey
It grows on the bottom of your feet and is 8 inches long
I wish I knew what women wanted "
Granted but what you hear disturbs you to your very core 
I wish someone would bring me some water cause I’m too lazy to get out of bed. |
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"Your scone out of date the tea like tar
I wish to go out dancing
Granted but you’ve no legs.
I wish for hair that doesn’t go grey
It grows on the bottom of your feet and is 8 inches long
I wish I knew what women wanted
Granted but what you hear disturbs you to your very core
I wish someone would bring me some water cause I’m too lazy to get out of bed. "
Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to"
Granted but....
You misspoke so now you are trapped for eternity in a tent
I wish for a chef and housekeeper for the rest of my days
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"Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to
Granted but....
You misspoke so now you are trapped for eternity in a tent
I wish for a chef and housekeeper for the rest of my days
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Granted, but the chef is your ex husband and the house keeper is his new 25 year old wife, lol.
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I wish everyone on this thread a happy life. |
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"You are but it's by your brother
I wish we were having an orgy
Granted but the Sunday World journalist is there
Wish I was sipping a cocktail with Daniel Craig "
I thought you were going to say Daniel Odonnell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to
Granted but....
You misspoke so now you are trapped for eternity in a tent
I wish for a chef and housekeeper for the rest of my days
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Granted, but the chef is your ex husband and the house keeper is his new 25 year old wife, lol.
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I wish everyone on this thread a happy life."
Everyone except me it seems  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to
Granted but....
You misspoke so now you are trapped for eternity in a tent
I wish for a chef and housekeeper for the rest of my days
.
Granted, but the chef is your ex husband and the house keeper is his new 25 year old wife, lol.
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I wish everyone on this thread a happy life."
Granted, but Happy is our permanent earworm.
I wish I could go dancing every day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to
Granted but....
You misspoke so now you are trapped for eternity in a tent
I wish for a chef and housekeeper for the rest of my days
.
Granted, but the chef is your ex husband and the house keeper is his new 25 year old wife, lol.
.
I wish everyone on this thread a happy life.
Granted, but Happy is our permanent earworm.
I wish I could go dancing every day."
Granted, but you're barefoot and the dancefloor is littered with lego.
I wish I were taller. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to
Granted but....
You misspoke so now you are trapped for eternity in a tent
I wish for a chef and housekeeper for the rest of my days
.
Granted, but the chef is your ex husband and the house keeper is his new 25 year old wife, lol.
.
I wish everyone on this thread a happy life.
Granted, but Happy is our permanent earworm.
I wish I could go dancing every day.
Granted, but you're barefoot and the dancefloor is littered with lego.
I wish I were taller. "
Granted but ur seven foot flat chested with acne
I wish I could own a swingers club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to
Granted but....
You misspoke so now you are trapped for eternity in a tent
I wish for a chef and housekeeper for the rest of my days
.
Granted, but the chef is your ex husband and the house keeper is his new 25 year old wife, lol.
.
I wish everyone on this thread a happy life.
Granted, but Happy is our permanent earworm.
I wish I could go dancing every day.
Granted, but you're barefoot and the dancefloor is littered with lego.
I wish I were taller.
Granted but ur seven foot flat chested with acne
I wish I could own a swingers club "
Granted but the swings keep on snapping
I wish i could spend the day in bed today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to
Granted but....
You misspoke so now you are trapped for eternity in a tent
I wish for a chef and housekeeper for the rest of my days
.
Granted, but the chef is your ex husband and the house keeper is his new 25 year old wife, lol.
.
I wish everyone on this thread a happy life.
Granted, but Happy is our permanent earworm.
I wish I could go dancing every day.
Granted, but you're barefoot and the dancefloor is littered with lego.
I wish I were taller.
Granted but ur seven foot flat chested with acne
I wish I could own a swingers club
Granted but the swings keep on snapping
I wish i could spend the day in bed today"
Granted, but the bed is full of cooties |
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"Oops forgot my wish
I wish it could be Sunday every day
Granted, but soon after you receive a call that you need to work two shifts on Sundays
I wish my socks tasted like chocolate orange... "
Granted, then you realised Dawn French is a big fibber and they taste rank.
I wish the s would stop growing in my garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, then you realised Dawn French is a big fibber and they taste rank.
I wish the s would stop growing in my garden"
Granted, you lose your house so no garden to worry about.
I wish for peace on earth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, then you realised Dawn French is a big fibber and they taste rank.
I wish the s would stop growing in my garden
Granted, you lose your house so no garden to worry about.
I wish for peace on earth "
Granted, but it's because the human race has moved to Mars
I wish I had a swimming pool in my garden
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
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Granted, then you realised Dawn French is a big fibber and they taste rank.
I wish the s would stop growing in my garden
Granted, you lose your house so no garden to worry about.
I wish for peace on earth
Granted, but it's because the human race has moved to Mars
I wish I had a swimming pool in my garden
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Granted but it’s infested with leeches.
I wish I was going on a holiday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, then you realised Dawn French is a big fibber and they taste rank.
I wish the s would stop growing in my garden
Granted, you lose your house so no garden to worry about.
I wish for peace on earth
Granted, but it's because the human race has moved to Mars
I wish I had a swimming pool in my garden
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Wish granted but sadly it is full of acid.
I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
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I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.
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Granted but it's so far behind the sun you've come full circle and end up back on earth again.
I wish I was 4 inches taller . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, then you realised Dawn French is a big fibber and they taste rank.
I wish the s would stop growing in my garden
Granted, you lose your house so no garden to worry about.
I wish for peace on earth
Granted, but it's because the human race has moved to Mars
I wish I had a swimming pool in my garden
Granted but it’s infested with leeches.
I wish I was going on a holiday "
Granted but your bags are lots and its hurricane season.
I wish for a chance to see Thin Lizzy and Rory Gallagher play again. |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
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I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.
Granted but it's so far behind the sun you've come full circle and end up back on earth again.
I wish I was 4 inches taller ."
Granted but the extra inches are on your forehead.
I wish someone would give me a head massage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.
Granted but it's so far behind the sun you've come full circle and end up back on earth again.
I wish I was 4 inches taller .
Granted but the extra inches are on your forehead.
I wish someone would give me a head massage "
Wish granted but it is Edward Scissor Hands.
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good. |
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I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.
Granted but it's so far behind the sun you've come full circle and end up back on earth again.
I wish I was 4 inches taller .
Granted but the extra inches are on your forehead.
I wish someone would give me a head massage
Wish granted but it is Edward Scissor Hands.
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good."
Granted but you have no way to communicate the news
I wish I had a money tree |
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By *on655Man
over a year ago
Bronte |
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I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.
Granted but you have no way to communicate the news
I wish I had a money tree "
Granted but it got burnt down in a forest fire.
I wish I was fluent in every language |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
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I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.
Granted but you have no way to communicate the news
I wish I had a money tree
Granted but it got burnt down in a forest fire.
I wish I was fluent in every language "
Granted but everyone else is deaf
Wish I could be 20 years younger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.
Granted but you have no way to communicate the news
I wish I had a money tree
Granted but it got burnt down in a forest fire.
I wish I was fluent in every language
Granted but everyone else is deaf
Wish I could be 20 years younger "
Wish granted but everybody else is 300 years older.
I was I was the souvenir you kept your house key on. |
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I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.
Granted but you have no way to communicate the news
I wish I had a money tree
Granted but it got burnt down in a forest fire.
I wish I was fluent in every language
Granted but everyone else is deaf
Wish I could be 20 years younger
Wish granted but everybody else is 300 years older.
I was I was the souvenir you kept your house key on."
Granted, but it's inside the dog.
I wish I was on a sunny beach somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.
Granted but you have no way to communicate the news
I wish I had a money tree
Granted but it got burnt down in a forest fire.
I wish I was fluent in every language
Granted but everyone else is deaf
Wish I could be 20 years younger
Wish granted but everybody else is 300 years older.
I was I was the souvenir you kept your house key on.
Granted, but it's inside the dog.
I wish I was on a sunny beach somewhere "
Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood."
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood.
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket"
Granted but a volcano has erupted and the ash sails down stranding you in the airport.
I wish the phone would stop ringing |
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"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood.
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket"
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Granted, but there is a strike and no flights are taking off for an unknown period of time.
I wish everyone was content with and appreciative of the good things in their life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood.
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket
Granted but a volcano has erupted and the ash sails down stranding you in the airport.
I wish the phone would stop ringing "
Granted but everything electronic has stopped working forever.
I wish I was rich enough to not have to work. |
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"Granted, the closest monkey pox infected zombie with boils the size of golf balls delivers it to you.
I wish all of your wishes come true with no dire consequences and exactly like you intended it to
Granted but....
You misspoke so now you are trapped for eternity in a tent
I wish for a chef and housekeeper for the rest of my days
.
Granted, but the chef is your ex husband and the house keeper is his new 25 year old wife, lol.
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I wish everyone on this thread a happy life.
Everyone except me it seems "
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Absolutely wasn't the intention  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood.
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket
Granted but a volcano has erupted and the ash sails down stranding you in the airport.
I wish the phone would stop ringing
Granted but everything electronic has stopped working forever.
I wish I was rich enough to not have to work."
Wish granted but unfortunately you wake up and discover you are the only living being who has survived the apocalypse.
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me. |
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"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood.
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket
Granted but a volcano has erupted and the ash sails down stranding you in the airport.
I wish the phone would stop ringing
Granted but everything electronic has stopped working forever.
I wish I was rich enough to not have to work.
Wish granted but unfortunately you wake up and discover you are the only living being who has survived the apocalypse.
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me."
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I actually don't wanna ruin your wish bud. I will wait for you, lol.
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I wish everyone was content with and appreciative of the good things in their life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood.
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket
Granted but a volcano has erupted and the ash sails down stranding you in the airport.
I wish the phone would stop ringing
Granted but everything electronic has stopped working forever.
I wish I was rich enough to not have to work.
Wish granted but unfortunately you wake up and discover you are the only living being who has survived the apocalypse.
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me."
Granted but she's OliveOil
I wish I could take a pill and be pristine instead of all my many personal grooming hours lost |
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"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood.
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket
Granted but a volcano has erupted and the ash sails down stranding you in the airport.
I wish the phone would stop ringing
Granted but everything electronic has stopped working forever.
I wish I was rich enough to not have to work.
Wish granted but unfortunately you wake up and discover you are the only living being who has survived the apocalypse.
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me.
Granted but she's OliveOil
I wish I could take a pill and be pristine instead of all my many personal grooming hours lost"
Wish granted but you become a statue instantly....a pristine statue all the same.
I wish somebody would figure out that all my wishes come from a Pearl Jam song |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood.
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket
Granted but a volcano has erupted and the ash sails down stranding you in the airport.
I wish the phone would stop ringing
Granted but everything electronic has stopped working forever.
I wish I was rich enough to not have to work.
Wish granted but unfortunately you wake up and discover you are the only living being who has survived the apocalypse.
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me.
Granted but she's OliveOil
I wish I could take a pill and be pristine instead of all my many personal grooming hours lost
Wish granted but you become a statue instantly....a pristine statue all the same.
I wish somebody would figure out that all my wishes come from a Pearl Jam song "
Duh, wish granted but you spoiled the punchline
Well I was waiting to see how far you went so I could wish...
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down
Kinda my vibe |
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over a year ago
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"Wish granted but you have found yourself sunbathing during the D-Day landings
I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camero's hood.
How'd you know I named my clit Camero?
Wish granted but....
Suddenly the rainclouds close in and the Camero is soaked
I wish I was at the airport with an open ticket
Granted but a volcano has erupted and the ash sails down stranding you in the airport.
I wish the phone would stop ringing
Granted but everything electronic has stopped working forever.
I wish I was rich enough to not have to work.
Wish granted but unfortunately you wake up and discover you are the only living being who has survived the apocalypse.
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me.
Granted but she's OliveOil
I wish I could take a pill and be pristine instead of all my many personal grooming hours lost
Wish granted but you become a statue instantly....a pristine statue all the same.
I wish somebody would figure out that all my wishes come from a Pearl Jam song
Duh, wish granted but you spoiled the punchline
Well I was waiting to see how far you went so I could wish...
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down
Kinda my vibe"
Granted but you're now a tyre pump
I wish there were no billionaires |
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"Granted but...
It's 1760 just before the French invaded.
I wish I didn't have a hangover. "
Granted but you will have a sore back instead of the hangover.
I wish I was licking pussy right now lol . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted but...
It's 1760 just before the French invaded.
I wish I didn't have a hangover.
Granted but you will have a sore back instead of the hangover.
I wish I was licking pussy right now lol . "
Granted, but the pussy is made of sandpaper
I wish i was getting a back massage
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Granted but...
It's 1760 just before the French invaded.
I wish I didn't have a hangover.
Granted but you will have a sore back instead of the hangover.
I wish I was licking pussy right now lol .
Granted, but the pussy is made of sandpaper
I wish i was getting a back massage
"
Granted but it’s by a 20st man wearing clogs.
I wish I didn’t have to go to work tomorrow. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Granted but...
It's 1760 just before the French invaded.
I wish I didn't have a hangover.
Granted but you will have a sore back instead of the hangover.
I wish I was licking pussy right now lol . "
Granted but it's the neighbours cat .
I wish I could fly. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Granted but...
It's 1760 just before the French invaded.
I wish I didn't have a hangover.
Granted but you will have a sore back instead of the hangover.
I wish I was licking pussy right now lol .
Granted, but the pussy is made of sandpaper
I wish i was getting a back massage
Granted but it’s by a 20st man wearing clogs.
I wish I didn’t have to go to work tomorrow. "
Granted you don't but you have to work the next week solid.
I wish I could fly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted but...
It's 1760 just before the French invaded.
I wish I didn't have a hangover.
Granted but you will have a sore back instead of the hangover.
I wish I was licking pussy right now lol .
Granted but it's the neighbours cat .
I wish I could fly. "
Lol a human cat will do thanks, you didn't clarify.
You can fly but your wings are confiscated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted.. I will make love to you once. you will live the rest of your life in a post orgasmic bliss but never fell like sex again.
I wish I had the power to attract any woman |
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"Granted.. I will make love to you once. you will live the rest of your life in a post orgasmic bliss but never fell like sex again.
I wish I had the power to attract any woman "
Granted . You are now a magnet for horny hairy abstanan 99 year old nuns .
I wish I could fuck your ma |
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"Granted.. I will make love to you once. you will live the rest of your life in a post orgasmic bliss but never fell like sex again.
I wish I had the power to attract any woman
Granted . You are now a magnet for horny hairy abstanan 99 year old nuns .
I wish I could fuck your ma "
Granted but my ma is a “ horny hairy abstanan 99 year old nun”
I wish I was a pornstar |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I wish it was 5:30
Granted, but you're already an hour late for work.
I wish for Lidl peach loops to be declared the new superfood"
Why the feck am I here then
Granted but you become allergic to them.
I wish people would stop ruining my wishes  |
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"I wish it was 5:30
Granted, but you're already an hour late for work.
I wish for Lidl peach loops to be declared the new superfood
Why the feck am I here then
Granted but you become allergic to them.
I wish people would stop ruining my wishes "
.
Granted, but you will have to pay a fine for staring the game .
.
I wish you all a good day xx. |
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"I wish it was 5:30
Granted, but you're already an hour late for work.
I wish for Lidl peach loops to be declared the new superfood
Why the feck am I here then
Granted but you become allergic to them.
I wish people would stop ruining my wishes
.
Granted, but you will have to pay a fine for staring the game .
.
I wish you all a good day xx."
Granted ' we all have a great day. Yours is brutal
I wish for a dairy free hot chocolate |
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"I wish you all a good day xx.
Granted ' we all have a great day. Yours is brutal
I wish for a dairy free hot chocolate
.
How does this ruin my wish ? Every day is already a brutal day
"
Fine we all have a good day ... and then die ...on your conscience |
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"I wish it was 5:30
Granted, but you're already an hour late for work.
I wish for Lidl peach loops to be declared the new superfood
Why the feck am I here then
Granted but you become allergic to them.
I wish people would stop ruining my wishes
.
Granted, but you will have to pay a fine for staring the game .
.
I wish you all a good day xx.
Granted ' we all have a great day. Yours is brutal
I wish for a dairy free hot chocolate "
Granted but its cold not hot
I wish I could eat what I want and not get any fatter |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I wish it was 5:30
Granted, but you're already an hour late for work.
I wish for Lidl peach loops to be declared the new superfood
Why the feck am I here then
Granted but you become allergic to them.
I wish people would stop ruining my wishes
.
Granted, but you will have to pay a fine for staring the game .
.
I wish you all a good day xx.
Granted ' we all have a great day. Yours is brutal
I wish for a dairy free hot chocolate
Granted but its cold not hot
I wish I could eat what I want and not get any fatter "
Granted but your feet grow a size per day.
I wish someone would make me dinner |
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"I wish it was 5:30
Granted, but you're already an hour late for work.
I wish for Lidl peach loops to be declared the new superfood
Why the feck am I here then
Granted but you become allergic to them.
I wish people would stop ruining my wishes
.
Granted, but you will have to pay a fine for staring the game .
.
I wish you all a good day xx.
Granted ' we all have a great day. Yours is brutal
I wish for a dairy free hot chocolate
Granted but its cold not hot
I wish I could eat what I want and not get any fatter
Granted but your feet grow a size per day.
I wish someone would make me dinner "
Granted.. latge order of shit sticks coming up
Wish i had more time |
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"I wish it was 5:30
Granted, but you're already an hour late for work.
I wish for Lidl peach loops to be declared the new superfood
Why the feck am I here then
Granted but you become allergic to them.
I wish people would stop ruining my wishes
.
Granted, but you will have to pay a fine for staring the game .
.
I wish you all a good day xx.
Granted ' we all have a great day. Yours is brutal
I wish for a dairy free hot chocolate
Granted but its cold not hot
I wish I could eat what I want and not get any fatter
Granted but your feet grow a size per day.
I wish someone would make me dinner
Granted.. latge order of shit sticks coming up
Wish i had more time "
Granted but you spend it in solitary
Wish I could think of something original |
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"Granted but you always forget it.
I wish to walk in a vast wilderness
You can but its the Ikea warehouse
I wish I could fly "
Your wish is granted. You have wings but no legs.
I wish someone would cut my hedges |
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over a year ago
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"Your wish is granted...theclady garden will be trimmed & any twigs removed.
I want to swim in a pool of lady juice
Granted but its you nans
Wish the women on this forum would play with my body"
They take a different part home.
I wish for a harem of sexy female fabstars |
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"Granted but it was confused with stabsters.
I wish for a blow job
Granted but she has really sharp teeth....
With for 24hrs of pure sexual bliss "
Sounds good to me. Haha and hard enough to deprive you if that's what you want.
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Granted but it was confused with stabsters.
I wish for a blow job
Granted but she has really sharp teeth....
With for 24hrs of pure sexual bliss
Sounds good to me. Haha and hard enough to deprive you if that's what you want.
"
Join me |
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"Granted but it was confused with stabsters.
I wish for a blow job
Granted but she has really sharp teeth....
With for 24hrs of pure sexual bliss
Sounds good to me. Haha and hard enough to deprive you if that's what you want.
Join me "
Gladly.  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Granted but it was confused with stabsters.
I wish for a blow job
Granted but she has really sharp teeth....
With for 24hrs of pure sexual bliss
Sounds good to me. Haha and hard enough to deprive you if that's what you want.
Join me
Gladly. "
23rd Aug |
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"Granted but it was confused with stabsters.
I wish for a blow job
Granted but she has really sharp teeth....
With for 24hrs of pure sexual bliss
Sounds good to me. Haha and hard enough to deprive you if that's what you want.
Join me
Gladly.
23rd Aug "
Next year
I wish it was the 23rs Aug 2023 |
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"Granted but it was confused with stabsters.
I wish for a blow job
Granted but she has really sharp teeth....
With for 24hrs of pure sexual bliss
Sounds good to me. Haha and hard enough to deprive you if that's what you want.
Join me
Gladly.
23rd Aug
Next year
I wish it was the 23rs Aug 2023"
its a long wait
I wish i had the lottery numbers for tomorrow night |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Granted but it was confused with stabsters.
I wish for a blow job
Granted but she has really sharp teeth....
With for 24hrs of pure sexual bliss
Sounds good to me. Haha and hard enough to deprive you if that's what you want.
Join me
Gladly.
23rd Aug
Next year
I wish it was the 23rs Aug 2023its a long wait
I wish i had the lottery numbers for tomorrow night "
You do.....and so does everyone else that plays it
I wish i was sucking a boob in bed right now |
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"Granted but it was confused with stabsters.
I wish for a blow job
Granted but she has really sharp teeth....
With for 24hrs of pure sexual bliss
Sounds good to me. Haha and hard enough to deprive you if that's what you want.
Join me
Gladly.
23rd Aug
Next year
I wish it was the 23rs Aug 2023its a long wait
I wish i had the lottery numbers for tomorrow night
You do.....and so does everyone else that plays it
I wish i was sucking a boob in bed right now "
you are it's your brothers.
Wish I could get rid of this boner so I can sleep |
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"Granted but you have to fuck the animals and do as they say
I wish to be in a swingers club all naked "
Granted but your on an rte documentary and Ryan tuberty is laughing at you. Wish I had ketchup |
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"Granted but you have to fuck the animals and do as they say
I wish to be in a swingers club all naked "
Granted but the club is empty
I wish Kellogs made Ricicles again |
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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago
wouldn't you like to know |
"Granted but you have to fuck the animals and do as they say
I wish to be in a swingers club all naked
Granted but your on an rte documentary and Ryan tuberty is laughing at you. Wish I had ketchup"
Granted, but it's only the ketchup song.
I wish _agic97 was magic87 |
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"Granted but you have to fuck the animals and do as they say
I wish to be in a swingers club all naked
Granted but your on an rte documentary and Ryan tuberty is laughing at you. Wish I had ketchup
Granted, but it's only the ketchup song.
I wish _agic97 was magic87"
Granted but would he look as attractive to you at 35?
I wish I was cuddled up with a beautiful woman until I wake up. |
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