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By *ilbearni OP   Man  over a year ago

peninsula

Apparently an upside down pineapple is a sign for swinging, I didn't know that.

What other signs do you know of that indicate that you or others partake in swinging?

Pampas grass?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Ah Jaysus, who makes up this stuff?

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

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By *ilbearni OP   Man  over a year ago

peninsula


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce. "

In the upside down

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce. "

Every little Helps

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By *ilbearni OP   Man  over a year ago

peninsula

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By *ilbearni OP   Man  over a year ago

peninsula


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

Every little Helps "

Indeed

Has anyone tested out the other theory about pineapple making the manjuice sweeter?

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By *ergalMan  over a year ago

East Cork

Imagine seeing a woman with a pineapple and an ankle bracelet.......walking into a house with pamphass grass

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

Every little Helps

Indeed

Has anyone tested out the other theory about pineapple making the manjuice sweeter?"

Its been extensively tested in The Lounge Forum....seems to be true

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By *ilbearni OP   Man  over a year ago

peninsula


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

Every little Helps

Indeed

Has anyone tested out the other theory about pineapple making the manjuice sweeter?

Its been extensively tested in The Lounge Forum....seems to be true "

Good to know......im off to Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

Every little Helps

Indeed

Has anyone tested out the other theory about pineapple making the manjuice sweeter?

Its been extensively tested in The Lounge Forum....seems to be true

Good to know......im off to Tesco "

Who’s the lucky guy?

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By *ilbearni OP   Man  over a year ago

peninsula


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

Every little Helps

Indeed

Has anyone tested out the other theory about pineapple making the manjuice sweeter?

Its been extensively tested in The Lounge Forum....seems to be true

Good to know......im off to Tesco

Who’s the lucky guy? "

???

Why be gender specific.....

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

Every little Helps

Indeed

Has anyone tested out the other theory about pineapple making the manjuice sweeter?

Its been extensively tested in The Lounge Forum....seems to be true

Good to know......im off to Tesco

Who’s the lucky guy?

???

Why be gender specific....."

Think he was offering his service as a taste tester

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By *ilbearni OP   Man  over a year ago

peninsula


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

Every little Helps

Indeed

Has anyone tested out the other theory about pineapple making the manjuice sweeter?

Its been extensively tested in The Lounge Forum....seems to be true

Good to know......im off to Tesco

Who’s the lucky guy?

???

Why be gender specific.....

Think he was offering his service as a taste tester "

Nom nom, ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

Every little Helps

Indeed

Has anyone tested out the other theory about pineapple making the manjuice sweeter?

Its been extensively tested in The Lounge Forum....seems to be true

Good to know......im off to Tesco

Who’s the lucky guy?

???

Why be gender specific.....

Think he was offering his service as a taste tester "

Wanna help?

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Serious shagging in the fruit and veg aisle in Tesco's this morning. Fucking night staff rearranging the produce.

Every little Helps

Indeed

Has anyone tested out the other theory about pineapple making the manjuice sweeter?

Its been extensively tested in The Lounge Forum....seems to be true

Good to know......im off to Tesco

Who’s the lucky guy?

???

Why be gender specific.....

Think he was offering his service as a taste tester

Wanna help? "

If it ain't sweet it ain't going in

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple  over a year ago

ireland

Apparently anything Flamingo related while camping is a big give away !

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By *ildGroverMan  over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Apparently anything Flamingo related while camping is a big give away !"

Camping as in a tent or just mincing about??

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By *ildGroverMan  over a year ago

rathfarnham


"Apparently an upside down pineapple is a sign for swinging, I didn't know that.

What other signs do you know of that indicate that you or others partake in swinging?

Pampas grass?"

Where does one put this upside down pineapple? Or where would one look for such an invite?

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Historically, you may be interested to know that in Victorian times, when big houses had walled gardens and lean-to heated glass houses the absolute pinnacle of gardening expertise was the head gardener's ability to grow a pineapple which would be displayed at the centre of the landowner's dining table for his wealthy invited guests, possibly including royalty, to admire.

The pineapple was a very significant symbol of wealth, prestige, and gardening expertise.

Only the absolute elite could afford to grow the pineapple, and there are reports of pineapples being loaned to other houses.

There may be a connection, possibly!

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By *yesgreenMan  over a year ago

north and south


"Historically, you may be interested to know that in Victorian times, when big houses had walled gardens and lean-to heated glass houses the absolute pinnacle of gardening expertise was the head gardener's ability to grow a pineapple which would be displayed at the centre of the landowner's dining table for his wealthy invited guests, possibly including royalty, to admire.

The pineapple was a very significant symbol of wealth, prestige, and gardening expertise.

Only the absolute elite could afford to grow the pineapple, and there are reports of pineapples being loaned to other houses.

There may be a connection, possibly!"

Back in the day soap power (OMO) old man’s out on the windows sill was affective not sure about Daz lol

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By *razy-CplCouple  over a year ago

and surrounding areas

Alpacas are fast becoming the new swing code, don't say ye wernt warned

Mr crazy

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By *indenMan  over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"There may be a connection, possibly!Back in the day soap power (OMO) old man’s out on the windows sill was affective not sure about Daz lol "

Also reputedly a military connection, Old Man Overseas….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pampas’s Grass is a key one I’m sure

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By *adhatter and coCouple  over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility


"Pampas’s Grass is a key one I’m sure "

My 72 year old mother has lots of pampas grass and I can guarantee you she’s not a swinger unless she’s planting it on my behalf

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Pampas’s Grass is a key one I’m sure

My 72 year old mother has lots of pampas grass and I can guarantee you she’s not a swinger unless she’s planting it on my behalf "

I may as well cancel my trip to Argentina then if pampas grass has nothing to do with swinging. I thought the place would be full of them

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By *rystalsswingCouple  over a year ago

Galway / Midlands / West

Forgot to turn the pineapple upside down last night.

I'm sure we'll be forgiven

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By *kcoupleCouple  over a year ago

.....

See this is why no one ever gets in touch. My pineapple was the right way up, live and learn

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

There just was a lady in front of me at Lidl check out, the last few things she put on the belt was:

2 pineapples

3 big blocks of Kerry Gold

4 packets of organic cellery

She's all set for the weekend now...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There just was a lady in front of me at Lidl check out, the last few things she put on the belt was:

2 pineapples

3 big blocks of Kerry Gold

4 packets of organic cellery

She's all set for the weekend now... "

No cucumbers?

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"There just was a lady in front of me at Lidl check out, the last few things she put on the belt was:

2 pineapples

3 big blocks of Kerry Gold

4 packets of organic cellery

She's all set for the weekend now...

No cucumbers? "

Any courgette

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"There just was a lady in front of me at Lidl check out, the last few things she put on the belt was:

2 pineapples

3 big blocks of Kerry Gold

4 packets of organic cellery

She's all set for the weekend now...

No cucumbers?

Any courgette "

Aubergine

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"There just was a lady in front of me at Lidl check out, the last few things she put on the belt was:

2 pineapples

3 big blocks of Kerry Gold

4 packets of organic celery

She's all set for the weekend now...

No cucumbers?

Any courgette "

Nope. I assume she likes the rippled surface of the celery sticks, when you bundle few together you get the girth needed.

Or she's training for anal, one stick at the time, it also would explain the amount of butter...

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By *m_impact_playMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"There just was a lady in front of me at Lidl check out, the last few things she put on the belt was:

2 pineapples

3 big blocks of Kerry Gold

4 packets of organic cellery

She's all set for the weekend now... "

Those are just some of the ingredients for the "pineapple and celery" butter pie, that no one has heard of

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By *OCONO5Couple  over a year ago

Sensual Center

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By *OCONO5Couple  over a year ago

Sensual Center

Our pineapple on its side ...we aee going to play spin the pineapple later ...see which carpark it will lead us to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently anything Flamingo related while camping is a big give away !"

I have flamingos in my garden amongst the grass....who'd have known!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There just was a lady in front of me at Lidl check out, the last few things she put on the belt was:

2 pineapples

3 big blocks of Kerry Gold

4 packets of organic celery

She's all set for the weekend now...

No cucumbers?

Any courgette

Nope. I assume she likes the rippled surface of the celery sticks, when you bundle few together you get the girth needed.

Or she's training for anal, one stick at the time, it also would explain the amount of butter... "

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By *liusMan  over a year ago

leinster

To much tiktok dude

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Ah ha if that's the case I have swingers socks

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