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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

And please be respectful

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By *ottie00Woman  over a year ago

Dublin


"From the lounge

And please be respectful "

He came to visit me and MY GOD, its true....he has got the biggest wooden spoon I have ever laid my eyes and hands upon, he certainly stirred me up

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By *ot neuteredMan  over a year ago

Kildare

The first time I laid eyes on her, she was delivering coal to my house, and I knew one day I'd rip that dirty boilersuit off her

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

He is neutered

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By *DSGCouple  over a year ago

That place in

Is allergic to donuts,he can't stand them

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Is allergic to donuts,he can't stand them "

They had to tell that blatant lie about Bog to justify having eaten ALL the donuts themselves. Shame on you

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Is allergic to donuts,he can't stand them

They had to tell that blatant lie about Bog to justify having eaten ALL the donuts themselves. Shame on you

"

Only eats off the early bird menu

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"Is allergic to donuts,he can't stand them

They had to tell that blatant lie about Bog to justify having eaten ALL the donuts themselves. Shame on you

Only eats off the early bird menu "

Has never cut turf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has ever Barbara Streisand album and plays them every night when moisturising his face

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

He’s the secret live child of Paul Daniels and Debbie Magee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He’s the secret live child of Paul Daniels and Debbie Magee "

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By *andR2019Couple  over a year ago

Nunya


"He’s the secret live child of Paul Daniels and Debbie Magee

"

He’s not magic he just tells people he is to get in their pants

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He tried to entice me to look under his kilt

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By *andR2019Couple  over a year ago

Nunya


"He tried to entice me to look under his kilt "

I didn’t entice her atall she was more than willing

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By *j69funCouple  over a year ago

kildare

Both are still virgins

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By *ensualandslow321Man  over a year ago

Tullamore


"Both are still virgins "

Virgin on the ridiculous

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By *andR2019Couple  over a year ago

Nunya


"Both are still virgins "

Because you guys stood us up after I said I like a finger in the bum

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

They are in fact the leading guns and roses tribute act

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All his photos are actually stolen

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"All his photos are actually stolen "

Hasn't had a wank in years

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By *inxnmasterCouple  over a year ago

naughty valley

he can cum 12 times in 12 minutes

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Their faces were used as the silhouette models for all those that don’t have profile photos

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Their faces were used as the silhouette models for all those that don’t have profile photos "

He's the dancing guy from the lotto ad

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

He was banned from being an alter boy after swapping the holy water with vodka

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By *ezoMan  over a year ago

The Kingdom

He meant to put Great80 but misspelled it.

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By *ensualandslow321Man  over a year ago

Tullamore

He has a kink about hats

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By *nickers pants guyMan  over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

He shagged the neighbours dog

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"He shagged the neighbours dog"

He doesn't even have any snickers pants.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He sold the buttons off his shirt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He shagged the neighbours dog

He doesn't even have any snickers pants. "

Was a brilliant national soccer team manager

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Once tried to scale one of the Poolbeg towers using 2 toilet plungers strapped to his knees and two strapped to his palms. Almost made it too

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

Is from Dublin

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Is from Dublin "

Has the best mullet since Billy Ray Cyrus

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Is from Dublin

Has the best mullet since Billy Ray Cyrus "

Is Billy Ray Cyrus

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By *acob12369Man  over a year ago

URPANTS

He is looking for new daytime tV suggestions since neighbours has ended

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

His chest hair was stolen from a rabbit

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He keeps turning me down day after day week after week

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"He keeps turning me down day after day week after week "

FAKE PLASTIC BOOBS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He keeps asking me to get him viagra

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He keeps asking me to get him viagra "

I’ll sell you some I know a man that knows a man haha

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They didn’t come and are not fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They didn’t come and are not fun "

Yet after the come part hahaha brilliant

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 17/08/22 15:45:48]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"They didn’t come and are not fun

Yet after the come part hahaha brilliant "

They couldn't find pants tight enough for her so now they just paint her white and pretend it's pants

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By *ollybirdWoman  over a year ago

east Cork


"They didn’t come and are not fun

Yet after the come part hahaha brilliant

They couldn't find pants tight enough for her so now they just paint her white and pretend it's pants "

Got one of his profile pictures painted by Warhol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always uses Persil to clean her t-shirts afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always uses Persil to clean her t-shirts afterwards!"

We once robbed a casino in Monte Carlo together dressed as Teletubbies. We got €12.36 in total and ran for it.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Always uses Persil to clean her t-shirts afterwards!

We once robbed a casino in Monte Carlo together dressed as Teletubbies. We got €12.36 in total and ran for it."

With the money he got from the casino robbery he was only able to buy half a camera and that's why his profile photo is only half a photo.

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman  over a year ago

Cork


"Always uses Persil to clean her t-shirts afterwards!

We once robbed a casino in Monte Carlo together dressed as Teletubbies. We got €12.36 in total and ran for it.

With the money he got from the casino robbery he was only able to buy half a camera and that's why his profile photo is only half a photo. "

I heard he fell over in the Tellytubby costume and the money fell in the drain...oh oh...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always uses Persil to clean her t-shirts afterwards!

We once robbed a casino in Monte Carlo together dressed as Teletubbies. We got €12.36 in total and ran for it.

With the money he got from the casino robbery he was only able to buy half a camera and that's why his profile photo is only half a photo.

I heard he fell over in the Tellytubby costume and the money fell in the drain...oh oh..."

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By *irWhiskeyMan  over a year ago

The water of life


"Always uses Persil to clean her t-shirts afterwards!

We once robbed a casino in Monte Carlo together dressed as Teletubbies. We got €12.36 in total and ran for it.

With the money he got from the casino robbery he was only able to buy half a camera and that's why his profile photo is only half a photo.

I heard he fell over in the Tellytubby costume and the money fell in the drain...oh oh...

"

Once got in trouble with the guards at a traffic stop for not being able to watch their mouth and innuendos.

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By *nthonydebarraMan  over a year ago

Clare , limerick

Once fingered my bum in the bread isle in tescos...

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By *on655Man  over a year ago

Moy


"Once fingered my bum in the bread isle in tescos..."

Stands around waiting waiting to have his bum fingered in the bread aisle of tescos

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By *irWhiskeyMan  over a year ago

The water of life


"Once fingered my bum in the bread isle in tescos...

Stands around waiting waiting to have his bum fingered in the bread aisle of tescos "

Casually waits in changing rooms to play the "oops I've dropped my towel, could you help me" routine

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By *nthonydebarraMan  over a year ago

Clare , limerick


"Once fingered my bum in the bread isle in tescos...

Stands around waiting waiting to have his bum fingered in the bread aisle of tescos "

You got me good.. wash your hands... lol

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He asked me could he wear my leather leggings....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lolly asked me to have some girly fun with her lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lou is a massive jedward fan

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By *irWhiskeyMan  over a year ago

The water of life


"Lolly asked me to have some girly fun with her lol "

Asked me how long i could hold my breath before smothering me with their tits, this seems to have been a challenge they issue to everyone they meet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lou is a massive jedward fan"

Shh that's our secret lol

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Lou was born with her left foot where her right foot should be and her right foot where her left foot should be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lou was born with her left foot where her right foot should be and her right foot where her left foot should be "

Geralt is really a lego man living in legoland...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She can sing everyone of Daniel O'Donnell s hits

Honest

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