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By *on655 OP Man
over a year ago
Bronte |
With the weather being grim and it being a Monday why not throw in some jokes of your choosing to get a laugh going.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets in, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." The passenger asks "Who?" The cabbie says "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time." Passenger: "Yeah. But there are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie says "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano." The passenger replies "Sounds like he was something really special" Cab driver responds "There's more... he had a mind like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out." Passenger: "Wow, some incredible guy" The cabbie goes "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me. I always seem to get stuck in them." "Passenger: "Mmm, there's not many like him around." Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. And he's never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank." Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?" Cabbie: "I married his fucking widow... |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"Paddy and Mick are walking down the road, and Paddy’s got a bag of doughnuts in his hand.
Paddy says to Mick, “If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have them both.”"
took me a min to cop that one..ha ha ha.. |
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By *on655 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Paddy and Mick are in a plane, Paddy turns to Mick and asks "if the plane turns upside down, would we fall out?"
Mick replies, "no paddy, we will still be mates""
Hahahahahahaha! Love it |
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