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"Because her legs are longer than mine" Cause her legs are too short | |||
"Because her legs are longer than mine Cause her legs are too short " Nooo, I can't cancel this. I want donuts!!! | |||
"Because her legs are longer than mine Cause her legs are too short Nooo, I can't cancel this. I want donuts!!! " Because she sent one of those pesky passing through your area messages. I need to be wooed | |||
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"Because he text and said he was stuck up a tree" Because she supported mayo | |||
"Because he text and said he was stuck up a tree Because she supported mayo " Because he couldn't find his underwear and wouldn't go commando | |||
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"Unfortunate pvc colour allergies " Stiletto heel injuries | |||
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"She wears dresses better than me" She drinks all of the curiosity cola and refuses to share | |||
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"He force feeds donuts" You ATE all the donuts | |||
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"I dont share food " I am not funny.. | |||
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"You said you not bring the sun.." Needs his steel claws cut | |||
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"Quisling u" My brother needs me. | |||
"Quisling u My brother needs me." Cause he got to have faith | |||
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"Because she ate my last Rolo!" Because I ignored the fact they don't meet | |||
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"Cos that was a bit shady " Because neither of us share food | |||
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"Cause I prefer Burger King lol" Cause I prefer pizza hut | |||
"Cause I prefer Burger King lol" It has to be supermac's | |||
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"Cos he’s afraid of the woods and the big surprise was the teddy bears picnic in the woods " They attract too much attention in Costa | |||
"Cos he’s afraid of the woods and the big surprise was the teddy bears picnic in the woods They attract too much attention in Costa " Hes to casual | |||
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"Has a creek in his neck " Sorry the rose would drive my hayfeaver mad | |||
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"Because she washed her knickers." He's too sexy for his shorts | |||
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"Hid the M& Ms" Because he turned up with a hat on | |||
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