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Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.
I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.  
How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?
Am I the only person that does stuff?? |
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"Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.
I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.
How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?
Am I the only person that does stuff?? "
To be fair you could have responded with "I'm in my best Victoria secret lingerie hiding in one of ikeas bedrooms, waiting for you to find me" multitasking an all 
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"Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.
I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.
How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?
Am I the only person that does stuff?? "
Girl... you would make anything sexy!!  |
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though "
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy |
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy "
Name the date I'm there |
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy
Name the date I'm there "
Woohooooo!!! |
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy
Name the date I'm there
Woohooooo!!! "
Looking forward to it already
The carnage we could cause |
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy
Name the date I'm there
Woohooooo!!!
Looking forward to it already
The carnage we could cause "
The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing…. |
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy
Name the date I'm there
Woohooooo!!!
Looking forward to it already
The carnage we could cause
The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing…."
All in a,good days work so |
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"Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.
I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.
How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?
Am I the only person that does stuff?? "
PMSL 
What’s wrong with IKEA? We always get sexy whenever we go…. Especially in their bedroom showrooms  |
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"Fab social IKEA
Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to "
Make it so Bogs!
Fab social in IKEA, count us in  |
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"Fab social IKEA
Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to
Make it so Bogs!
Fab social in IKEA, count us in "
Sounds like a plan |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Fab social IKEA
Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to
Make it so Bogs!
Fab social in IKEA, count us in "
Now I know who the tiny little showroom bedrooms are designed for...tiny little Tabby |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab social IKEA
Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to
Make it so Bogs!
Fab social in IKEA, count us in
Now I know who the tiny little showroom bedrooms are designed for...tiny little Tabby "
brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a message from a flirtee yesterday asking what I was doing.
I replied “battling through hour 3 in IKEA” and he was mortally disappointed and declared that I was very unsexy.
How else do people get stuff done? Are all swingers supposed to spend their days lazing around rubbing on body lotion on themselves or watching porn?
Am I the only person that does stuff?? "
I’d have honestly burst out laughing, replying something like “oh crap, have you gotten lost in the SCP version of IKEA?! |
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"Fab social IKEA
Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to
Make it so Bogs!
Fab social in IKEA, count us in
Now I know who the tiny little showroom bedrooms are designed for...tiny little Tabby "
Tiny hands make bigger cocks |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Fab social IKEA
Carnage as Ikea virgins don't realise there's hidden shortcuts to save you visiting every bedroom although some people may actually want to
Make it so Bogs!
Fab social in IKEA, count us in
Now I know who the tiny little showroom bedrooms are designed for...tiny little Tabby
Tiny hands make bigger cocks "
Any chance I could borrow your hands  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy
Name the date I'm there
Woohooooo!!!
Looking forward to it already
The carnage we could cause
The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing….
All in a,good days work so "
When we going??? Ladies day out!! Full fab dress down  |
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy
Name the date I'm there
Woohooooo!!!
Looking forward to it already
The carnage we could cause
The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing….
All in a,good days work so
When we going??? Ladies day out!! Full fab dress down "
Sooooooon |
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy
Name the date I'm there
Woohooooo!!!
Looking forward to it already
The carnage we could cause
The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing….
All in a,good days work so
When we going??? Ladies day out!! Full fab dress down
Sooooooon "
I’m on!!
I actually text my man while I was there cos my dress was swaying against my naked ass and it felt really sexy. So then I stubbed my tod and nearly broke my neck trying to take a video of my ass pushing an overflowing trolley around IKEA.
So maybe one of you beauties could take a video OF my ass in said slinky summer dress so I can send it to him and make hi. Want to come to ikea with me next time |
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"I've never been to ikea
I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT ( in victor meldrew voice )
True story and I grew up not that far away from it
I wanna go for the meatballs though
I’ll take you for meatballs in IKEA. You and DeeHorny. And we’ll put up a post about us devouring balls, two at a time, with Gravy
Name the date I'm there
Woohooooo!!!
Looking forward to it already
The carnage we could cause
The tongues will be wagging, phones hopping, Kik crashing….
All in a,good days work so
When we going??? Ladies day out!! Full fab dress down
Sooooooon
I’m on!!
I actually text my man while I was there cos my dress was swaying against my naked ass and it felt really sexy. So then I stubbed my tod and nearly broke my neck trying to take a video of my ass pushing an overflowing trolley around IKEA.
So maybe one of you beauties could take a video OF my ass in said slinky summer dress so I can send it to him and make hi. Want to come to ikea with me next time "
I'll do that for ya babes |
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"Wow ye three ladies in IKEA would be an amazing site.
Short dresses or tight jeans ?
How would you feel about baggy tracksuit bottoms? Phoarrrrr  "
You could wear a sack and still be absolutely beautiful darling. |
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