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over a year ago
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"One for the lady's to use:
Is that a sky remote in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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Reminds me of scrubs where JD actually pulls out a wad of change that was what the woman felt, except it being the sky remote saying “yeah gotta hide it from the dogs, they love stealing it and hiding it on me”  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you just fart because you’ve blown me away 
I seem to have lost my phone number, any chance I could borrow yours?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me 
And so so many more "
That’s gas (pun intended )
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Is it just me or is your gusset happy to see me"
"I see you like a man in leather chaps"
And the classic
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
...you said whaa?"
Rosses are red….. violets are fine…..
I can be you 6…… will you be my 9 |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Is there actually any such thing; different people respond to different intros; the crucial factor is the attractiveness of the person speaking!
A really attractive person can succeed with an intro which is below par, whilst ordinary joes, like myself, can pre-boil the greatest chatup lines and still be disregarded and dismissed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How you doin'? (Joey voice) "
Legit got unmatched on tinder by using that EXACT line (even the Joey voice brackets). I laughed and said to a mate “she ain’t for me” |
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