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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

I am afraid a new government initiative means that a tax on masturbating will need to be collected every Sunday for the week’s activities at 1.33 euro per wank . can you please work out the tax you owe and self declare by posting

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By *oulernerMan  over a year ago

Dublin City

And if you can't pay you get thrown in horny jail!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yea horny jail with only glory holes in it .

No masturbating

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"From the lounge

I am afraid a new government initiative means that a tax on masturbating will need to be collected every Sunday for the week’s activities at 1.33 euro per wank . can you please work out the tax you owe and self declare by posting "

Some thought went into this 1

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"From the lounge

I am afraid a new government initiative means that a tax on masturbating will need to be collected every Sunday for the week’s activities at 1.33 euro per wank . can you please work out the tax you owe and self declare by posting

Some thought went into this 1 "

It’s one of those complex , emotionally stirring threads

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By *rankbMan  over a year ago

around

A technical question - does finishing oneself off in the company of fab friends count - would seem a little harsh, if so - a regressive tax.

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

I suspect there are specialist accountants who can assist you with your query

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are couples jointly assessed for the tax?

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By *ot neuteredMan  over a year ago

Kildare

If you go to mass on Sunday are you exempt from this tax, two collection's on a Sunday is harsh

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By *hris 1000200Man  over a year ago

kells

Another stealth tax,,,does it ever stop

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By *urfdudeMan  over a year ago

WEXFORD

If SF get in they will promise to remove it

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By *aucyladMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Talk about doing foxers on this one!!!

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

Literally no one has posted the amount they owe yet

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By *ergalMan  over a year ago

East Cork

I'd be broke

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Literally no one has posted the amount they owe yet "

Can u please ratify if

Edging is covered under this tax

Edging surely doesent cum under this tax as such there hasnt being a completion of the activity to declare

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

I think we need to declare edging and ‘completing’ on other fabbers otherwise revenue will be broke

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

The OP's ability to devise new threads is boundless!

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The biggest wankers are the government in charge, so it will cost them dearly.

As for myself, I've nothing to declare, I'm totaly totally innocent

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Literally no one has posted the amount they owe yet

Can u please ratify if

Edging is covered under this tax

Edging surely doesent cum under this tax as such there hasnt being a completion of the activity to declare "

What color are your balls currently, cj?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Literally no one has posted the amount they owe yet

Can u please ratify if

Edging is covered under this tax

Edging surely doesent cum under this tax as such there hasnt being a completion of the activity to declare

What color are your balls currently, cj? "

..

....How rude!!!

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Literally no one has posted the amount they owe yet

Can u please ratify if

Edging is covered under this tax

Edging surely doesent cum under this tax as such there hasnt being a completion of the activity to declare

What color are your balls currently, cj?

..

....How rude!!! "

Blue with a hint of impending eruption

Fook it if i have pay tax on it i am going to make good use of it

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

This is a classic Catch 22 dilemma (a famous novel by Joseph Heller).

You don't want to pay an excessive amount of tax, but you don't to pay no tax at all; particularly in a scenario where everyone's tax, in this specific instance, would be publicly available online.

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