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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line.

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Probably hoping to take down your particulars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Probably hoping to take down your particulars. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Usually with the subject title a man in uniform or do you like a man in uniform!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Usually with the subject title a man in uniform or do you like a man in uniform! "

Yes and maybe a pic of them in uniform balls deep inside someone

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By *Belfast_FellaMan  over a year ago

belfast

They want to show you their truncheon

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I've had my entire profile stolen 3 times that I'm aware of including my bio copied and pasted as their own and my pics sent in messages with my name still on them.

All 3 culprits were well established fabbers who were here longer than me.

One of them blocked me so I couldn't see that he was using my profile but the women he messaged contacted me and told me he was claiming to be a guard which I didn't believe.

Another well known fabber then told me that she had known him for years off site and he was indeed a member of the Gardai.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Usually with the subject title a man in uniform or do you like a man in uniform!

Yes and maybe a pic of them in uniform balls deep inside someone "

Or a unsolicited picture of his baton!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More like the Justice Perverts than...

Perverting the course of justice

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By *iscreetkiMan  over a year ago

Mullingar

Maybe they think your that Carla one who use to be after the gardai.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've had my entire profile stolen 3 times that I'm aware of including my bio copied and pasted as their own and my pics sent in messages with my name still on them.

All 3 culprits were well established fabbers who were here longer than me.

One of them blocked me so I couldn't see that he was using my profile but the women he messaged contacted me and told me he was claiming to be a guard which I didn't believe.

Another well known fabber then told me that she had known him for years off site and he was indeed a member of the Gardai.

"

Jesus

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line."

It’s probably more easier than explaining that they like dressing up and using handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line.

It’s probably more easier than explaining that they like dressing up and using handcuffs"

Vomit. The thoughts of someone using handcuffs on me that had been on the wrists of how many scumbags prior is just yuk

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By *rishcouple12Couple  over a year ago

Cork County

I would assume they do it because it works, same way guys in trades wear snicker pants in pics, or women post lingerie photos, for every sock there's a shoe, it just might not be your style or size

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would assume they do it because it works, same way guys in trades wear snicker pants in pics, or women post lingerie photos, for every sock there's a shoe, it just might not be your style or size "

Maybe. Now if any electricians would like to message and tell me, I'd appreciate that today

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line.

It’s probably more easier than explaining that they like dressing up and using handcuffs

Vomit. The thoughts of someone using handcuffs on me that had been on the wrists of how many scumbags prior is just yuk"

That’s why they put the furry bit on…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line.

It’s probably more easier than explaining that they like dressing up and using handcuffs

Vomit. The thoughts of someone using handcuffs on me that had been on the wrists of how many scumbags prior is just yuk"

In fairness I had a extremely hot Garda cuff me one night and I wasn't worried how many scumbags he had previously cuffed he had eyes for only one scumbag that night

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In fairness I had a extremely hot Garda cuff me one night and I wasn't worried how many scumbags he had previously cuffed he had eyes for only one scumbag that night "

Pmsl

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By *acob12369Man  over a year ago

URPANTS

New uniform is sexy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"New uniform is sexy as fuck "

Have you had any female gardai send you pics of them in it?

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By *ntouchedMan  over a year ago

north dub

I would love a Garda to message me here! It’s all about the sexy uniform, role of authority kinky idea of been cuffed but he has to look good too!!

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By *acob12369Man  over a year ago

URPANTS


"New uniform is sexy as fuck

Have you had any female gardai send you pics of them in it?"

It's horrible uniform.

No messages, i never get messages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm looking for a ban garda if anyone knows any and not carla the garda .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Usually with the subject title a man in uniform or do you like a man in uniform!

Yes and maybe a pic of them in uniform balls deep inside someone "

Never had one

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By *iscreetkiMan  over a year ago

Mullingar

Any Garda wants to message me I have a few penalty points to sort out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any Garda wants to message me I have a few penalty points to sort out "

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For some people, it’s a fantasy role play scenario. Hotel room, someone in uniform living out something they’ve dreamed of. Maybe meeting them for prearranged outdoor play. For others, it’s the thought of fancying a fella in uniform and then there’s also the safety factor, although I’m not so sure how that works 100% as there is good and bad in every walk of life and it would be judgmental to tar everyone with the same brush. I’ve always sanitised my cuffs before using them for play, you just can’t be too carful what you might catch nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For some people, it’s a fantasy role play scenario. Hotel room, someone in uniform living out something they’ve dreamed of. Maybe meeting them for prearranged outdoor play. For others, it’s the thought of fancying a fella in uniform and then there’s also the safety factor, although I’m not so sure how that works 100% as there is good and bad in every walk of life and it would be judgmental to tar everyone with the same brush. I’ve always sanitised my cuffs before using them for play, you just can’t be too carful what you might catch nowadays. "

Safety factor? With a Guard? Don’t think so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well don't let your guard down

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By *ot neuteredMan  over a year ago

Kildare

They have long arms, useful in a reach around situation

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By *ardtofindMan  over a year ago

galway

One of my first Hotel meets i met a lady the first thing she did was throwher badge on the table and announced she was a member of An Garda Shiochana. After nearly shitting myself we went on to have a very good meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Avoid the leeches

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By *ex coupleCouple  over a year ago

wexford

Where did carla4garda ever go

Is she settled down with a gaurd ?

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By *ex coupleCouple  over a year ago

wexford

Where did carla4garda ever go

Is she settled down with a gaurd ?

She was on here and got great publicity

Even made Sunday world

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line."

Maybe they think that if they identity as guards youll take your bra off for them

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Is Commissioner Harris actively encouraging some of his members of An Garda Siochana to join fab, to broaden their horizons?

I know the term Ban Garda is no longer used, but some of those Ban Gardai are very attractive women!

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By *lay rock69Man  over a year ago

monaghan

Sure they are like the rest of us up for a bit of fun

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By *ed just RedWoman  over a year ago

Dublin City

“How do you know he’s a Garda”

- He told me!!

Honestly it’s like vegans or cross training. They’ll tell you pretty quickly.

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By *ameswXXXMan  over a year ago

Killarney


"I would assume they do it because it works, same way guys in trades wear snicker pants in pics, or women post lingerie photos, for every sock there's a shoe, it just might not be your style or size

Maybe. Now if any electricians would like to message and tell me, I'd appreciate that today "

you looking for a spark

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By *1CorkCouple  over a year ago

Cork

Surprised they are so open about it, you would think that Gards, the judiciary and politicians would be particularly vulnerable to certain elements of society [criminals or journalists*]that may or may not be on fab, or have a contact on fab, leveraging or publicising potentially compromising sexual details for nefarious purposes.

It obviously works for them (as pointed out) and the urge to satisfy the horn than risk of being professionally compromised.

* apologies if we’ve insulted any criminals

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Surprised they are so open about it, you would think that Gards, the judiciary and politicians would be particularly vulnerable to certain elements of society [criminals or journalists*]that may or may not be on fab, or have a contact on fab, leveraging or publicising potentially compromising sexual details for nefarious purposes.

It obviously works for them (as pointed out) and the urge to satisfy the horn than risk of being professionally compromised.

* apologies if we’ve insulted any criminals"

Being sexy isn't criminal unless ones breaking the law lol. Garda have to live their lives to most are cautious enough but can also enjoy a risk just like all of use human beings. I have been introduced and so far no complains.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line."

I don't think they use it as a badge of honour I think they are just very honest and more open than alot on here to be honest. And of course other professionals in uniform are the same why are you just saying that towards the garda?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is a huge garda fetish so ya I'm sure they think it will help and probably has in the past.

Same with soldiers, firemen, guys who wear snickers etc.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a huge garda fetish so ya I'm sure they think it will help and probably has in the past.

Same with soldiers, firemen, guys who wear snickers etc....."

Mmmm snickers

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"There is a huge garda fetish so ya I'm sure they think it will help and probably has in the past.

Same with soldiers, firemen, guys who wear snickers etc.....

Mmmm snickers "

Don’t be a Diva, have a snickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a huge garda fetish so ya I'm sure they think it will help and probably has in the past.

Same with soldiers, firemen, guys who wear snickers etc.....

Mmmm snickers

Don’t be a Diva, have a snickers "

Oh I need a snickers this weekend

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"“How do you know he’s a Garda”

- He told me!!

Honestly it’s like vegans or cross training. They’ll tell you pretty quickly. "

Ha ha ha ha

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"There is a huge garda fetish so ya I'm sure they think it will help and probably has in the past.

Same with soldiers, firemen, guys who wear snickers etc.....

Mmmm snickers

Don’t be a Diva, have a snickers

Oh I need a snickers this weekend "

Oooooh ill be getting one tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a huge garda fetish so ya I'm sure they think it will help and probably has in the past.

Same with soldiers, firemen, guys who wear snickers etc.....

Mmmm snickers

Don’t be a Diva, have a snickers

Oh I need a snickers this weekend

Oooooh ill be getting one tonight "

Oh enjoy it for me

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By *sKinky22Woman  over a year ago

somewhere


"There is a huge garda fetish so ya I'm sure they think it will help and probably has in the past.

Same with soldiers, firemen, guys who wear snickers etc.....

Mmmm snickers "

Must say the uniform is a big turn on not to mention the handcuffs I suppose there is also a bit of a dom element to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a Garda i have to say im here to make sure your messages are as flithy as can be

Only joking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line.

I don't think they use it as a badge of honour I think they are just very honest and more open than alot on here to be honest. And of course other professionals in uniform are the same why are you just saying that towards the garda?"

I am saying it towards garda as no other man has messaged me telling me his profession.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line.

I don't think they use it as a badge of honour I think they are just very honest and more open than alot on here to be honest. And of course other professionals in uniform are the same why are you just saying that towards the garda?

I am saying it towards garda as no other man has messaged me telling me his profession."

Have you not had any from the ex rugby professional

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line.

I don't think they use it as a badge of honour I think they are just very honest and more open than alot on here to be honest. And of course other professionals in uniform are the same why are you just saying that towards the garda?

I am saying it towards garda as no other man has messaged me telling me his profession.

Have you not had any from the ex rugby professional "

no I must not be his type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the few months I've been here I've received messages from a few hundred men I reckon. I get all sorts but never does anyone tell me their profession in the first one or two messages except gardai. In that time I received messages from 3 different (allegedly) gardai. What's that about. Is that a badge of honour on here, is it to make me feel they would be safer to meet. Does that work, do they get more meets by using that line.

I don't think they use it as a badge of honour I think they are just very honest and more open than alot on here to be honest. And of course other professionals in uniform are the same why are you just saying that towards the garda?

I am saying it towards garda as no other man has messaged me telling me his profession."

Is that all maybe you need to open your box i mean inbox more lol.

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