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By *uanpac OP Man
over a year ago
Cork/Limerick/Dublin |
Are you tired of having satisfying regular sex?? Are you tired of being fullfilled and happy?? Perhaps you no longer want your new hair noticed or the sexy lingerie appreciated..!! Maybe you want to spend your weekends making sandwiches and tea for the "lads" while they watch sports then the highlights of that sport..!! Maybe you even want to be woken up at 4 am by a d*unken call making no sense seeking a drive home..!! Or maybe you want sex to be another chore..and to talk at the very minimum..and make flatulence normal.. sign up now for Juanpacs " boyfriend experience"...terms and conditions apply, must have vagina from birth..   |
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"Are you tired of having satisfying regular sex?? Are you tired of being fullfilled and happy?? Perhaps you no longer want your new hair noticed or the sexy lingerie appreciated..!! Maybe you want to spend your weekends making sandwiches and tea for the "lads" while they watch sports then the highlights of that sport..!! Maybe you even want to be woken up at 4 am by a d*unken call making no sense seeking a drive home..!! Or maybe you want sex to be another chore..and to talk at the very minimum..and make flatulence normal.. sign up now for Juanpacs " boyfriend experience"...terms and conditions apply, must have vagina from birth.. "
That's it! I'm done! I can't bear having regular and satisfying sex anymore, of feeling content and fulfilled. There's just nothing else to strive for now EXCEPT making flatulence in my relationship normal!!! I really need to work on him being ok being around my irritable bowel syndrome dog. Any advice?  |
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By *uanpac OP Man
over a year ago
Cork/Limerick/Dublin |
"Are you tired of having satisfying regular sex?? Are you tired of being fullfilled and happy?? Perhaps you no longer want your new hair noticed or the sexy lingerie appreciated..!! Maybe you want to spend your weekends making sandwiches and tea for the "lads" while they watch sports then the highlights of that sport..!! Maybe you even want to be woken up at 4 am by a d*unken call making no sense seeking a drive home..!! Or maybe you want sex to be another chore..and to talk at the very minimum..and make flatulence normal.. sign up now for Juanpacs " boyfriend experience"...terms and conditions apply, must have vagina from birth..
That's it! I'm done! I can't bear having regular and satisfying sex anymore, of feeling content and fulfilled. There's just nothing else to strive for now EXCEPT making flatulence in my relationship normal!!! I really need to work on him being ok being around my irritable bowel syndrome dog. Any advice? "
I would start with those little puff ones..that sound like dust spraying..break him in gently..  |
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By *uanpac OP Man
over a year ago
Cork/Limerick/Dublin |
"How much ya charging
I don't charge for happiness...but for dissapointment, I'll pay for lunch... 
So that's a few years worth of lunch ya owe me so "
Touché  will you settle for a bucket load of shots.. |
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You want to have your breakfast served into your bed,and erotic massage before bed,washing the dishes ,cooking lunch and dinner ,having a full time job,washing the laundry …i do all of these …with the right pwrson  |
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"You want to have your breakfast served into your bed,and erotic massage before bed,washing the dishes ,cooking lunch and dinner ,having a full time job,washing the laundry …i do all of these …with the right pwrson
You're on the wrong thread lad..  the submissive thread was last week
I was just picturing the perfect boyfriend experience)"
But only for one day and night |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"How much ya charging
I don't charge for happiness...but for dissapointment, I'll pay for lunch...
So that's a few years worth of lunch ya owe me so
Touché will you settle for a bucket load of shots.. "
Ya know well I would..ha ha |
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