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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
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As a service man making numberious house calls every day I am woundering has anyone on here ever jumped the service man (IE post man washing machine man delivery man eletrician plumber) etc in 15 years of making house calls I haven't had the pleasure of being acosted by any horny housewives or is it just a myth if you have share ur story   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a service man making numberious house calls every day I am woundering has anyone on here ever jumped the service man (IE post man washing machine man delivery man eletrician plumber) etc in 15 years of making house calls I haven't had the pleasure of being acosted by any horny housewives or is it just a myth if you have share ur story "
nope I've never done it lol I'm nearly really home alone to do it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well in a slightly different life I use to service lifts. Sometimes while servicing in apartment blocks the odd smart/cheeky comment may have been made  Maybe I was just to innocent back then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me showers on the blink any chance u,d take a look at it lol "
Right ohh!! Just get your kit off and jump in the ahower to show me what's wrong with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me showers on the blink any chance u,d take a look at it lol
Right ohh!! Just get your kit off and jump in the ahower to show me what's wrong with it. "
awk its too late big guy got a new one fitted this mornin lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never been thanked in that way either, tho two gals did pop around to my workplace with a box of chocolates for the lads once ... Maybe that was a subtle hint ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My postman is quite nice actually maybe this yr Christmas coming I might get something I have to sign and for his excellent service give him a snog!!!!! |
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By *igjob01Man
over a year ago
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"Theres a thread in story forum about what handymen and service guys have found in peoples houses. So funny. Dildo bdsm gear the whole nine yards"
Yea believe me it's amazing what some people just leave lying about. Used to carry out repairs for a letting agency went to a house one day to look at a bedroom window, calls at the door and a guy answers shouts to girlfriend/ partner "the guys here to fix the window" she shouts back from the kitchen "tell to go on up" goes up stairs and there on the bedroom floor beside the bed and right were I'm working are various dildos, stockings,a pair of handcuffs and to top it all of 3 used condoms and a rather scary looking strapon. Needless to say pushed various items out of my way with foot job done and then needed the girl to sign the work sheet, I could hardly keep a straight face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Theres a thread in story forum about what handymen and service guys have found in peoples houses. So funny. Dildo bdsm gear the whole nine yards
Yea believe me it's amazing what some people just leave lying about. Used to carry out repairs for a letting agency went to a house one day to look at a bedroom window, calls at the door and a guy answers shouts to girlfriend/ partner "the guys here to fix the window" she shouts back from the kitchen "tell to go on up" goes up stairs and there on the bedroom floor beside the bed and right were I'm working are various dildos, stockings,a pair of handcuffs and to top it all of 3 used condoms and a rather scary looking strapon. Needless to say pushed various items out of my way with foot job done and then needed the girl to sign the work sheet, I could hardly keep a straight face."
OOOPS!!
Sorry about that mate!...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My postman is quite nice actually maybe this yr Christmas coming I might get something I have to sign and for his excellent service give him a snog!!!!! "
Oh that's a "great" idea LOL especially after all his HARD work this year xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Theres a thread in story forum about what handymen and service guys have found in peoples houses. So funny. Dildo bdsm gear the whole nine yards
Yea believe me it's amazing what some people just leave lying about. Used to carry out repairs for a letting agiency went to a house one day to look at a bedroom window, calls at the door and a guy answers shouts to girlfriend/ partner "the guys here to fix the window" she shouts back from the kitchen "tell to go on up" goes up stairs and there on the bedroom floor beside the bed and right were I'm working are various dildos, stockings,a pair of handcuffs and to top it all of 3 used condoms and a rather scary looking strapon. Needless to say pushed various items out of my way with foot job done and then needed the girl to sign the work sheet, I could hardly keep a straight face.
OOOPS!!
Sorry about that mate!...
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Fooey ya dirty sod |
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"My postman is quite nice actually maybe this yr Christmas coming I might get something I have to sign and for his excellent service give him a snog!!!!!
Oh that's a "great" idea LOL especially after all his HARD work this year xxx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work as a maintenance man and can't say I've ever come across anything strange in peoples houses and have never been propositioned either, mores the pity as have worked for a few gorgeous women |
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