Yes, the secret to longevity is out, proof right here, published in the journal Medicinal Chemistry Communications...
Smelling your partner’s farts makes you live longer! 
Apparently inhaling hydrogen sulphide contained in farts can reduce the risk of various life threatening illnesses like cancer, heart attacks and strokes, as well as preventing arthritis and dementia in old age and helping to preserve mitochondria, which drives energy production in blood vessel cells and regulates inflammation.
So next time you feel the need to fart, just let it out and let your partner (or whoever is in the vicinity) know it’s for their own good. The perfect plan! |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Have a look at the work of the priapic Doctor Aubrey David Nicholas Jasper de Grey, formerly of the SENS institute: Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence.
He is brilliant, but was essentially dismissed for expressing his overactive libido to fellow employees |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are Guinness drinkers out there who will live for a few centuries.
And all those who sit beside them in the pub "
They'll survive a nuclear fallout on a diet of Guinness alone. |
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"Have a look at the work of the priapic Doctor Aubrey David Nicholas Jasper de Grey, formerly of the SENS institute: Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence.
He is brilliant, but was essentially dismissed for expressing his overactive libido to fellow employees"
He sounds like a lovely chap  |
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"There are Guinness drinkers out there who will live for a few centuries.
And all those who sit beside them in the pub
They'll survive a nuclear fallout on a diet of Guinness alone."
Just a nuclear fallout? |
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