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Give me one good reason why you are not a stripper
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"I’d probably have to get the sack and crack waxed and I’m really not brave enough.
Pussy  "
Yeah, I’d have to man up. Plus, if I stopped working out then I quickly turn into Bang Bang Bart (it’s worth a Google imho)  |
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"I’d probably have to get the sack and crack waxed and I’m really not brave enough.
Pussy
Yeah, I’d have to man up. Plus, if I stopped working out then I quickly turn into Bang Bang Bart (it’s worth a Google imho) "
It was worth a Google 
The black pvc jocks tho....drool |
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"My balls would clack off my ankles when i gyrated
Sher wouldn't the sound effects only add to your performance 
Only if he has rhythm "
I don’t have rhythm but I was only to pick one reason why I couldn’t be a stripper so my gut instinct was my balls…. |
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Both of us would like to be professional strippers which is why we use swinging as an outlet for our exhibitionist tendencies. We’re far from perfect but happy in our own skin. |
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"As soon as someone opens up a strip club in rural Tipperary with an opening for a "mature' stripper I'll be the first in line to audition  "
Oh oh oh... we can call it The Premier Pole |
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"As soon as someone opens up a strip club in rural Tipperary with an opening for a "mature' stripper I'll be the first in line to audition
Oh oh oh... we can call it The Premier Pole"
It could be a fantastic business opportunity. There's not many sheep in these parts |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"The last time I went near a pole I brought the whole thing down and cracked my skull open
Yes I remember that...
Good job it's a tough skull"
Big mallet head done more damage to the floor than my head |
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"Too old, too fat, not enough boobs, short legs and my wig would probably fall off while doing the upside down thingys
Missus "
Seriously u sexy as fuck biiiiiatch
No lie my daughter was on my phone saw your kik pic and was like who is she shes stunning and soooo bad ass |
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over a year ago
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A woman, very good friend and a stripper that I hung out with in New York, back in the day told me that I would look somewhat underwhelming in a g-string posing pouch. Given that she was a professional, I took her advice!!! ?????? |
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they're not for human consumption Lol
