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Auto Terms you can say during Naughty time

By *inion42 OP Man over a year ago

minionland

As I posted about cars a while and got some replies, I thought what are your car terms that have innuendo and double entendres.

So the jack goes up and down

A bit of spark in your engine

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By *otorman20021Man over a year ago

East Cork

You put the nozzle in the hole and fill it up!??

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By *ettaManMan over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

Brace yourself in case you get rear ended.

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By *ot neuteredMan over a year ago

Kildare

That's a full size spare tyre you have

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Now she sucking deisel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drive it home!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

AAOOOOOGHAA!!

Honk honk

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Insert the dipstick into the tube slowly and push it all the way down."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They could crank my shaft any day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A great little ride

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Shift and Drift ...copyright Boglady

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By *apt blackMan over a year ago

Lurgan

The horn’s working, now let’s check the lights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You bring her for a test ride..

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

Rev the engine and listen to her purr.

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By *imTMan over a year ago

Up the road, down the road,

Hit the diff and hope she goes all the way, ok it's a tractor quote but close enough

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By *ombikerMan over a year ago

the right side of the river

Warm up to ensure the lubrication is adequate before going full throttle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pull up to my bumper baby

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

Drive it like you stole it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the words of Snopp. 'Park it like it's hot'

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By *scouple07Couple over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Great set of headlights

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By *irdnBorisMan over a year ago

meath

If in doubt go in flat out its a quote we use in banger racing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fill her to the brim ...... although with the price of petrol it will be a long time before the car gets filled to the brim again lol

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

She is overdue a full service!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple over a year ago

East / North, Cork

""Insert the dipstick into the tube slowly and push it all the way down.""

And give it a good wipe down once you're done

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By *ollybirdWoman over a year ago

east Cork

Grind it till you find it

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By *inion42 OP Man over a year ago

minionland

Loving all the lines

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By *ubal1Man over a year ago

Newry Down

Can you hear "my big end knocking!"

This is a genuine automotive mechanic's term, that admittedly is rarely used nowadays.

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

""Insert the dipstick into the tube slowly and push it all the way down."

And give it a good wipe down once you're done

Of course, you don't want it dripping everywhere

She may have some mileage but she'll get you from A to B.

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