"No funeral for me thanks. Get me cremated, cheapest way possible and ashes to the wind - no song required 
A song is required, if you don't choose one,one will be chosen for you..."
Says who?!
My dying wish is for silence!!! Feck, can't even get that   |
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"Any one planning on getting cremated how about Disco Inferno.
And just before u die, eat a handful of unpopped popcorn kernels, just to keep things interesting at the cremation place."
I doubt a few kernels be heard - maybe some fireworks instead - see how that goes down, or ehm...up |
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I will be cremated too. No big fuss but I do want a lovely melodic peice played at my ceremony. A peice in D minor, the saddest of all the keys. Don't know why but it makes people weep instantly. It's a mix between Mozart and Bach. I call it mach, a beautiful peice of music.....
It's called...... lick my love pump 
-spinal tap- |
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Seen a clip a while back as the coffin was being lowered one of the mourners played the sound of a fella in a box knocking and shouting he was only messing let me out I’m not dead all I wanted was for ye to have a piss up all the time knocking I thought it was brilliant everyone burst out laughing |
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"No funeral for me thanks. Get me cremated, cheapest way possible and ashes to the wind - no song required "
You do realise that what you want is utterly irrelevant at that point? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Come down to us - Burial
It's like 13 mins long so I'm gonna write in my will that they can't leave till its finished "
The crematoriums in Dublin are on a timer....the exit door opens for the first set of mourners to leave as the back door opens to allow incoming mourners
Always wondered what would happen with a longer piece of music |
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"Come down to us - Burial
It's like 13 mins long so I'm gonna write in my will that they can't leave till its finished "
Funeral instructions in a will are not binding, not least because most wills are read until after the funeral |
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"Come down to us - Burial
It's like 13 mins long so I'm gonna write in my will that they can't leave till its finished
Funeral instructions in a will are not binding, not least because most wills are read until after the funeral "
Right... well I'll threaten to haunt them. |
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"No funeral for me thanks. Get me cremated, cheapest way possible and ashes to the wind - no song required
You do realise that what you want is utterly irrelevant at that point? "
I'll be back after them with a vengeance - they'll get no peace |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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As I a keen proponent of cryonics, what will be in attendance at my funeral will be everything except my head, which will be deep-frozen in nitrogen, to be reactivated for the benefit of swingers in the far distant future.
What will be played at my partial funeral will be the theme from one of the first televised farming programmes on BBC: A quiet stroll at Castle Howard, followed by Downtown by Petula Clarke, from 1964.
Both have particularly special resonances for me! |
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