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"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told 
The strings loosen over time though 
Pelvic floor  "
I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..  |
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"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told
The strings loosen over time though
Pelvic floor
I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men.. "
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over a year ago
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"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?
I have a confession
You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it.. "
Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?
I have a confession
When do you turn 100? By how I feel this morning im at least 100"
Being 100 is sooo last year |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?
I have a confession
You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..
Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere "
It'll be like the Berlin Wall....everyone will want a little piece at home |
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"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?
I have a confession
You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..
Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere "
Jaysus, I want some of that action! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?
I have a confession
You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..
Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere
It'll be like the Berlin Wall....everyone will want a little piece at home "
Bring your own formaldehyde |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?
I have a confession
When do you turn 100? By how I feel this morning im at least 100
Being 100 is sooo last year"
Much like flares it's coming back  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"When I find the 99 year old fabber I win fab right?
I have a confession
You lied about your age and are actually 99? I fucking knew it..
Don't tell or they'll all want a piece - bits falling off everywhere
It'll be like the Berlin Wall....everyone will want a little piece at home
Bring your own formaldehyde "
I'd be the Damien Hirst of fab with the parts I like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing  "
Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah sure look, an 84 year old woman has something between her thighs that a 30 year old doesn't...
Her tits. It's her tits "
I laughed out loud here hahahah sarcastic bastard lol |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told
The strings loosen over time though
Pelvic floor
I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men.. "
Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing
the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards.  |
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"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing
Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!!"
By 84 I'd hope to still be continent |
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"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told
The strings loosen over time though
Pelvic floor
I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..
Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing
the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards. "
A bit of piss never hurt anyone |
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"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing
Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!!
By 84 I'd hope to still be continent"
Once you're not the size of one... |
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"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing
Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!!
By 84 I'd hope to still be continent
Once you're not the size of one... "
You can never have too much of a good thing |
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"Was it pull up continence wear or a nappy that she was wearing
Hahahah fair play to her at 84. That’s how we’d all hope to be at that age. Mine was 61. Unreal too!!!!!
By 84 I'd hope to still be continent
Once you're not the size of one...
You can never have too much of a good thing "
Well that's what they said about something until they realised that, oh nevermind. Arses are great! |
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"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told
The strings loosen over time though
Pelvic floor
I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..
Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing
the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards. "
I'm not easily grossed out. Well done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told
The strings loosen over time though
Pelvic floor
I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..
Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing
the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards.
I'm not easily grossed out. Well done "
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune , so I'm told
The strings loosen over time though
Pelvic floor
I mean, it's not going to be an issue with my ginormous cock, obvs, but for ordinary men..
Actually our bodies are quite astonishing, we counterbalanced the elasticity loss by reducing
the natural lube production to give back that feel of friction. And what was once a joyful squirt is replaced by a constant little trickle to still give you that wet patch feeling afterwards. "
For that theres Tenna |
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"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx
Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety"
Well holy shit sir I congratulate you with this, you have won the internet today. If I was wearing a cap I would doff it too you. Bravo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Small update my friend is such a sexy lady in her prime of life lot to be said for a more mature lady x"
Excellent news Our bodies never lose the longing for touch and pleasure
I hope this is said of me when Im that age.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP how did this friendship come about, and develop into ye having sex "
Please OP, don't answer that in the forum!!
Reply privately regarding that question!!
That thought is burned into my mind!!! |
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"OP how did this friendship come about, and develop into ye having sex
Please OP, don't answer that in the forum!!
Reply privately regarding that question!!
That thought is burned into my mind!!!
I'm sure others would like to no too, it's good to share "
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
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"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx
Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety
Lol love it "
Well that’s lady is like most of us very young at heart and in her head no pun intended is only feeling 41 and life is for living after all, My oldest 55 and I was 30 |
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"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx
Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety
Lol love it Well that’s lady is like most of us very young at heart and in her head no pun intended is only feeling 41 and life is for living after all, My oldest 55 and I was 30 "
I just sent you a PM. |
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"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx
Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety"
My comment seems to have offended some....my apologies if it caused offence.....it certainly was not intended that way. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"What's the oldest lady that anyone has be with me 84 xx
Did she say come back in a few years time......the crack will be ninety
My comment seems to have offended some....my apologies if it caused offence.....it certainly was not intended that way. "
It just goes to show you can't please everyone....thought it was funny as feck |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I see ageism, like many prejudices, is alive and well on Fab. Usually shown by those with the minds, imtellect and fluency of a 12 year old pubescent. "
Is this sarcasm highlighting the stupidity of adding “ism” to the end of anything to allow people to be offended by it as opposed to people being allowed to have personal choices and preferences?
I hope so…… |
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"I see ageism, like many prejudices, is alive and well on Fab. Usually shown by those with the minds, imtellect and fluency of a 12 year old pubescent.
Is this sarcasm highlighting the stupidity of adding “ism” to the end of anything to allow people to be offended by it as opposed to people being allowed to have personal choices and preferences?
I hope so……"
I thought the point was well made and articulate. |
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You're never TOO old for anything, especially sex, and intimacy. I think many people allow themselves grow old, and look older, and give up on finding sex, love, or whatever, forgetting that with a little(ormaybe a lot) effort you can meet someone who is lookingfor someone just like you . |
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"I see ageism, like many prejudices, is alive and well on Fab. Usually shown by those with the minds, imtellect and fluency of a 12 year old pubescent.
Is this sarcasm highlighting the stupidity of adding “ism” to the end of anything to allow people to be offended by it as opposed to people being allowed to have personal choices and preferences?
I hope so……
I thought the point was well made and articulate."
Thank you |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I see ageism, like many prejudices, is alive and well on Fab. Usually shown by those with the minds, imtellect and fluency of a 12 year old pubescent.
Is this sarcasm highlighting the stupidity of adding “ism” to the end of anything to allow people to be offended by it as opposed to people being allowed to have personal choices and preferences?
I hope so……
I thought the point was well made and articulate."
That it was sarcasm or wasn’t sarcasm? |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"No sarcasm was intended.
It was an opinion based on some of the prior comments. Nothing else."
Thanks for the reply, and I appreciate what you’re saying, for me the difficulty is knowing where a preference ends and an “ism” begins, or vice versa.
So, is everyone who sets their age preferences differently from the site default of 18-99 guilty of ageism? |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
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"No sarcasm was intended.
It was an opinion based on some of the prior comments. Nothing else.
Thanks for the reply, and I appreciate what you’re saying, for me the difficulty is knowing where a preference ends and an “ism” begins, or vice versa.
So, is everyone who sets their age preferences differently from the site default of 18-99 guilty of ageism?"
As above it’s about Pleasure in whatever way or with whom for time or age has no limits |
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A couple visiting my area on holiday made contact: 60's, looking good. Just a cuckold session he not involved. Agreed to a meet at their hotel.
Arriving clearly the photos were at least twenty years old, both in their late 80's.
The woman was petite and still showed a faded element of what had been real beauty & had retained her figure.
Dilemma, do I or don't I? Indeed could I even?
If I walk out I hurt her feelings as she was clearly excited, so it's a yes.
It turned out to be a good fuck: yes I had to be gentle, use lots of good lube, no acrobatics but she came twice and I had a good cum deep in her.
(A message on the website later offering a return next time they visited).
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
In my opinion, the median age for the greatest level of successful swinging with a new partner is mid-thirties to early forties for both genders with the level of success tailing off, on the bell curve, after that point.
It would probably be similar to the job market, prior to Covid: anyone over 40 would be unlikely to be offered an interview
However, Covid has distorted the job market and more elderly people are being given a chance to re-enter the labour force.
From my point of view, I hope the same principles apply to swinging!
Now, before anyone starts hammering me for these opinions; they are by necessity, because of the space available, gross generalisations, designed to stimulate discussion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hhmm. I doubt very much that more elderly people are being given a chance to re-enter the labour force.Elderly suggests someone over 60/65. Like me. Thank god am not looking for a job.sex yes:a job no! Maybe you meant people over 40 or what some call early/ middle age. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have only been with guys in their fifties so far but as my mind opens more all the time then who knows what might happen. If there's a connection and attraction that's all thar matters I guess but I do think I would have a limit just not sure what that is yet, still discovering.  |
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Sean Connery was my celeb fantasy esp in films like hunt for Red October and kurt Russell is another one!
That said I wouldn't be prowling the local nursing home for elderly men lol.
Good looking fit older guys means just that! |
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