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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
So stayed in a hotel over the weekend, work related so most importantly it had to be quiet. Having a light sleep, at 2.35am I hear the familiar noises of two getting into the motions of copulation coming from the next room. 'Here we go' I thought annoyed 'that keeps me awake from going back to sleep for a while'. The guy lasted barely 2 to 3 minutes!!! I nearly banged on the wall shouting: Is that all you can do? Ffs the poor woman....
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By *azzuMan
over a year ago
belfast |
"2-3 mins? What a champ!
That’s about 6 times longer than me"
Agreed! Humble brag post alert. You sure it wasn't your experience and you are trying to shame the rest of the gents on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A wise woman once told me a man should never have a digital clock with a second timer beside his bed.
Maybe he did a warm up lap and you only caught the tail end  |
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On a ski holiday back in the day
One of the ski instructors who i was lusting after but had no chance with was rooming next door
One night she brought back a guy and they had a great time
It was like having my own private porno (for the blind)
He lasted more than 2-3 let me tell you.... i was nearly ready for my own round 2  |
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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Is it possible that they finished because she was done????? 
Naaaa, I think you're right, it was him 
Expensive 3 mins if the room was booked solely for a hook up "
She done in less than 3 minutes from intercourse? Hmmm ya if that's the case she must have faked it... possible... |
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"And you wonder why many women loose interest in sex after having the wonderful experience of being treated like a fleshlight with pulse. 
A fleshlight doesn’t judge my performance…"
Thank f**k, says you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happened to us once the person in the next room banged on the wall asking us to keep it down now we where going for a while and when that didn’t work she rang reception to complain when they knocked on the door himself answered in all his glory the guy looked at him and said ffs I thought it was music enjoy your night and we did lol |
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"And you wonder why many women loose interest in sex after having the wonderful experience of being treated like a fleshlight with pulse.
A fleshlight doesn’t judge my performance…
Thank f**k, says you "
Although my inflatable doll gives me an awful dirty look after I’ve finished rocking her world |
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"And you wonder why many women loose interest in sex after having the wonderful experience of being treated like a fleshlight with pulse.
A fleshlight doesn’t judge my performance…
Thank f**k, says you
Although my inflatable doll gives me an awful dirty look after I’ve finished rocking her world"
You just forgot to wipe her face |
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"And you wonder why many women loose interest in sex after having the wonderful experience of being treated like a fleshlight with pulse.
A fleshlight doesn’t judge my performance…
Thank f**k, says you
Although my inflatable doll gives me an awful dirty look after I’ve finished rocking her world
You just forgot to wipe her face "
I like her crusty |
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By *hoknows82Man
over a year ago
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I remember when I was a kid, my babysitter snuck her boyfriend in to our house when she thought we were all asleep.
Needless to say, it was quite the education for me to hear all the noises... And now that I'm reminded, what a cheeky bint. |
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