"Their dress tucked into their knickers "
I asked a friend of mine why he had two black eyes one day.
He said he was getting on a bus and the lady getting on in front of him had her dress tucked into her knickers. Being the gentleman he is, he reached over and pulled it out. She turned around and belted him in the left eye.
I then asked how come he ended up with two black eyes. He said that, being the gentleman he is, he realised she didn't like what he had done so he reached out and tucked it back in again.
Some people just can't be pleased |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Weapons, I usually notice weapons….
I'm sure you arrive fully loaded "
I occasionally visit the private firing range to avoid negligent or accidental discharges…. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Eyes,smile and attitude.
Oh apart from one occasion where the pair of sandals and white and blue socks he was wearing was the first thing I noticed.
In fairness that was all I was wearing "
Well then I'm lying when I say they are the first things I noticed |
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