Evenin folks
Recently I've been at a fantastic party (epic) and I've been rideing like a ballyShannon rabbit. With the result being I'm as horny as a buck goat since.
So I'm looking for 5 female part/time itch scratchers from the neighbouring counties to sort me out. Now said 5 ladies must be of sound mind  100% female (no cut n shuts) and no botox please  in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. Please leave your application below stateing why you should be considered for said poistion
Many thanks Hardy (aka wee Heffy) |
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"Can I just sit here, watch, and eat some popcorn ?? jesus don't eat popcorn ya know what they say a moment on the lips forever on the hips. Try rice cakes but by all means pull up a chair "
Ya obviously haven’t seen my lips or hips …. 
I also have cake …
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"Can I just sit here, watch, and eat some popcorn ?? jesus don't eat popcorn ya know what they say a moment on the lips forever on the hips. Try rice cakes but by all means pull up a chair
Ya obviously haven’t seen my lips or hips ….
I also have cake …
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are you of sound mind |
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"Can I just sit here, watch, and eat some popcorn ?? jesus don't eat popcorn ya know what they say a moment on the lips forever on the hips. Try rice cakes but by all means pull up a chair
Ya obviously haven’t seen my lips or hips ….
I also have cake …
are you of sound mind "
Absofuckinglutely not  |
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"Evenin folks
Recently I've been at a fantastic party (epic) and I've been rideing like a ballyShannon rabbit. With the result being I'm as horny as a buck goat since.
So I'm looking for 5 female part/time itch scratchers from the neighbouring counties to sort me out. Now said 5 ladies must be of sound mind 100% female (no cut n shuts) and no botox please in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. Please leave your application below stateing why you should be considered for said poistion
Many thanks Hardy (aka wee Heffy) "
I prefer eating my beef
Which God are you, asking for a friend |
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"Evenin folks
Recently I've been at a fantastic party (epic) and I've been rideing like a ballyShannon rabbit. With the result being I'm as horny as a buck goat since.
So I'm looking for 5 female part/time itch scratchers from the neighbouring counties to sort me out. Now said 5 ladies must be of sound mind 100% female (no cut n shuts) and no botox please in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. Please leave your application below stateing why you should be considered for said poistion
Many thanks Hardy (aka wee Heffy)
I prefer eating my beef
Which God are you, asking for a friend "
that could work also
Oh I'm the god of custard creams |
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" in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. "
You have tom hardy or henry cavill staying with you  |
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"Evenin folks
Recently I've been at a fantastic party (epic) and I've been rideing like a ballyShannon rabbit. With the result being I'm as horny as a buck goat since.
So I'm looking for 5 female part/time itch scratchers from the neighbouring counties to sort me out. Now said 5 ladies must be of sound mind 100% female (no cut n shuts) and no botox please in return you'll get to bounce on a fine fillet of beef attached to a god of a man plus you'll receive all the coffee and tray bakes you desire. Please leave your application below stateing why you should be considered for said poistion
Many thanks Hardy (aka wee Heffy) "
If I didn't know you I'd think you were serious lol |
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