|
By *nickers pants guy OP Man
over a year ago
Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else |
Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I found a 3rd definition and I'm going with that.....
pooning
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
verb INFORMAL•AUSTRALIAN
pooning
dress in such a way as to attract attention, typically with sexual success in view.
"it was not often he got himself pooned up like this but he was heading off to Sydney"
Sure that Sydney University stuff is a load of bollox |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra. "
I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose
"
Candles obvs |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose
Candles obvs "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose
"
HAH!!! My sentiments exactly. If this was a proven aphrodisiac, my used knickers would be worth a fortune. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose
HAH!!! My sentiments exactly. If this was a proven aphrodisiac, my used knickers would be worth a fortune. "
You just need to find the right market place Red |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra. "
Ffs ,now I've to start wearing knickers |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
I can't imagine how you can keep a romantic mood while using dried fanny juice to snort up your nose
Candles obvs "
And it has to be Gwyneth's 'smells like my vagina' one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra. "
There's an easier way of gaining vagcaine. No knickers involved, when properly wet just use a silicone kitchen spatula to scoup it out and onto a baking tray, once dry scratch it off. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Basically the act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/tong. Then remove knickers/tong and either dry naturally or with a hairdryer. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried goo from the knickers/tong using a razer blade. Use razer blade to finulate. Roll up a banknote and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
There's an easier way of gaining vagcaine. No knickers involved, when properly wet just use a silicone kitchen spatula to scoup it out and onto a baking tray, once dry scratch it off. "
Scratch n sniff |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic