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What are the mum things that all mums do
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"Go to Iceland"  | |||
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"Drop the kids to school..go home open a bottle of wine....take a young lover into the house,....the usual "That would be the yummy mums thread | |||
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"Open the door naked when post man Pat comes "Applying for postman right now lol | |||
"Open the door naked when post man Pat comes
Applying for postman right now lol "I hear all their positions are filled | |||
"Open the door naked when post man Pat comes
Applying for postman right now lol
I hear all their positions are filled "Amazon delivery guy Pizza delivery Jehovah witness | |||
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"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ?? Such a life affirming post " | |||
"Open the door naked when post man Pat comes
Applying for postman right now lol
I hear all their positions are filled
Amazon delivery guy
Pizza delivery
Jehovah witness
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"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ?? This is the perfect example, of “ that sperm should have been swallowed “ "   | |||
"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ?? " Yuck yuck yuck | |||
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"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ?? You clearly have no idea what it feels like , i can assure you for me anyway, pleasure and giving birth are quite different. What's wrong with a woman's pussy after birth? I don't remember mine being much different. "  | |||
"Spit on a hanky to wipe your face "I remember those days alright | |||
"From the lounge Worry , and give unconditional love " They’re amazing really and we only get one | |||
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"From the lounge Worry , and give unconditional love They’re amazing really and we only get one " Thankfully One was enough  | |||
"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ?? " That actually made me begawk. Like WTF.
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"Feel the guilt with all the mistakes made, the decisions that impacted the children's life negatively, the harsh words spoken when having a bad day, taking it out on the children through no fault of their own, rather than sucking it up and putting on the brave face they need their warrior mum to have... Otherwise being a mum means loving unconditionally daily, being a cook, cleaner, shopper, nurse, chauffeur, banklink, teacher, therapist, general sl@ve and dog's body, a punching bag, a sounding board, entertainment for the evening, annoying first thing in the morning... I can go on but you get the gist "If those are the words of a mother, don’t forget that kids who treat their mothers badly, on their bad days and hormonal rampages, feel guilty and ashamed for doing so, and also, as Irish people, we were all raised by Irish mammies…… they’re all mental!! Even the yummy mummy ones lol and always remember, 99.999999999999999% of people would chop their own hand off to protect or help their mothers…… wanna find a strong, caring and wise person, look for a mother! | |||
"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ?? That actually made me begawk. Like WTF.
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"Love hate the kids stretched mams pussy but they so cute thou ! like to know how many mummys have had dvp n fists to be getting that pre birth sex feeling back ?? " Well, this thread took a turn! | |||
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