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over a year ago
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Okay so my example is; this morning i woke so horny, i decided to go on cam and then got even more horny. I went down between views and put on boiled eggs and back up to fulfill my horniness. I heard a loud bang and nope it wasn't a gang bang, the eggs exploded all over the kitchen ceiling an all , so it was smoking hot morning.
So tell me what you have done over the years while having sex?
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We left the front door open, which meant to my very nosey MIL an open invitation to come in. She obviously heard the, erm, fracas and left. We spied her driving back down the drive. She never rocked up again without calling |
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Another time on Xmas eve we were to being the spice beef cooked for the Xmas Dinner. So we had it on and suddenly got horny and went up to play, had hot sex then all of a sudden the sound of the alarm and a fully smoked hallway and kitchen, the spice beef was black and stuck to the pot. |
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A FWB I had years ago would give me discreet handjobs while chatting with other people in the same room. I think the best one was under the table in a crowded bar. |
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"Okay so my example is; this morning i woke so horny, i decided to go on cam and then got even more horny. I went down between views and put on boiled eggs and back up to fulfill my horniness. I heard a loud bang and nope it wasn't a gang bang, the eggs exploded all over the kitchen ceiling an all , so it was smoking hot morning.
So tell me what you have done over the years while having sex?
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Sounds like very productive morning.lol
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"We went for a hike had a little outdoor fumble but so hard to play ... this weather has everyone out  well anyone who wasn't exploding eggs lol. Xxx"
Lol it was the funny to be honest I was just laughing at myself. I am here out the back sunbathing and thinking about playing some where outdoors. But for me it's choosing carefully who to play with. A hike sounds ideal it's one of my fantasies to fuck up a mountain. |
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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago
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"Another time on Xmas eve we were to being the spice beef cooked for the Xmas Dinner. So we had it on and suddenly got horny and went up to play, had hot sex then all of a sudden the sound of the alarm and a fully smoked hallway and kitchen, the spice beef was black and stuck to the pot. "
your not a very good cook
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another time on Xmas eve we were to being the spice beef cooked for the Xmas Dinner. So we had it on and suddenly got horny and went up to play, had hot sex then all of a sudden the sound of the alarm and a fully smoked hallway and kitchen, the spice beef was black and stuck to the pot. your not a very good cook"
Just not very good at watching over a pot, easily distracted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Another time on Xmas eve we were to being the spice beef cooked for the Xmas Dinner. So we had it on and suddenly got horny and went up to play, had hot sex then all of a sudden the sound of the alarm and a fully smoked hallway and kitchen, the spice beef was black and stuck to the pot. your not a very good cook
Just not very good at watching over a pot, easily distracted "
Ah but after the sex we just unintentionally fell asleep. |
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By *oandFroCouple
over a year ago
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"We went for a hike had a little outdoor fumble but so hard to play ... this weather has everyone out well anyone who wasn't exploding eggs lol. Xxx
Lol it was the funny to be honest I was just laughing at myself. I am here out the back sunbathing and thinking about playing some where outdoors. But for me it's choosing carefully who to play with. A hike sounds ideal it's one of my fantasies to fuck up a mountain. "
It is nice I have never had full on sex outdoors only the jeep parked up along a forest, but oral and handy work is a lot of fun ... love almost getting caught but not wouldn't like to cause upset to any unsuspecting hikers but the thrill is fun. ... we can bring the boiled eggs xxx |
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"We went for a hike had a little outdoor fumble but so hard to play ... this weather has everyone out well anyone who wasn't exploding eggs lol. Xxx
Lol it was the funny to be honest I was just laughing at myself. I am here out the back sunbathing and thinking about playing some where outdoors. But for me it's choosing carefully who to play with. A hike sounds ideal it's one of my fantasies to fuck up a mountain.
It is nice I have never had full on sex outdoors only the jeep parked up along a forest, but oral and handy work is a lot of fun ... love almost getting caught but not wouldn't like to cause upset to any unsuspecting hikers but the thrill is fun. ... we can bring the boiled eggs xxx"
The eggs are on the Kitchen ceiling lol and here i was , what's that noise as the only sound I heard was my vibrator and squirt. |
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By *oandFroCouple
over a year ago
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"We went for a hike had a little outdoor fumble but so hard to play ... this weather has everyone out well anyone who wasn't exploding eggs lol. Xxx
Lol it was the funny to be honest I was just laughing at myself. I am here out the back sunbathing and thinking about playing some where outdoors. But for me it's choosing carefully who to play with. A hike sounds ideal it's one of my fantasies to fuck up a mountain.
It is nice I have never had full on sex outdoors only the jeep parked up along a forest, but oral and handy work is a lot of fun ... love almost getting caught but not wouldn't like to cause upset to any unsuspecting hikers but the thrill is fun. ... we can bring the boiled eggs xxx
The eggs are on the Kitchen ceiling lol and here i was , what's that noise as the only sound I heard was my vibrator and squirt. "
Lol what am I thinking rggs benedict...yummy xxx
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"We went for a hike had a little outdoor fumble but so hard to play ... this weather has everyone out well anyone who wasn't exploding eggs lol. Xxx
Lol it was the funny to be honest I was just laughing at myself. I am here out the back sunbathing and thinking about playing some where outdoors. But for me it's choosing carefully who to play with. A hike sounds ideal it's one of my fantasies to fuck up a mountain.
It is nice I have never had full on sex outdoors only the jeep parked up along a forest, but oral and handy work is a lot of fun ... love almost getting caught but not wouldn't like to cause upset to any unsuspecting hikers but the thrill is fun. ... we can bring the boiled eggs xxx
The eggs are on the Kitchen ceiling lol and here i was , what's that noise as the only sound I heard was my vibrator and squirt.
Lol what am I thinking rggs benedict...yummy xxx
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Mmmmmm eggs benidict and mountain fun sounds great to me |
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